Thread: Bush Administration Takes Aim at Wolves

What the hell are they doing that for? Aerial gunning???

So he wants to hunt an endangered animals? Someone should tell him to go shoot squirrels like a normal hillbilly.

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Okay. This makes me incredibly mad, incredibly incredibly mad.

I mean, aerial gunning? What the hell is wrong with him.


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/kills Bush

I think I heard something about this, earlier. I can't even find the least bit of logic behind why they would do something like that.

Because our Fearless leader is a Backwoods hick; bible-thumping hillbilly with a sick pleasure that comes from blood and gore?

*Coughdickcheneyshuntingaccidentcough*

Bush and his "administration" should all be shot. I'm surprised no one has attempted to "exterminate the undesireable filth" in america yet.

Edit: If this post gets deleted...rest assured the staff and I probably didn't do it.

History repeats itself?

God damn thats stupid though. I'm Canadian and most of the people I know know of the wolves in yellowstone (their amazing recovery and all that). How can Bush possibly be so stupid?

Bush, The most evil creature on the planet.
Right up there next to Sand Gnats

I can't help but get the impression some folks simply require killing as a pastime in that country.

All we are saying is give peace a.....
*Secret Service kills me*

Originally Posted by arby

History repeats itself?

God damn thats stupid though. I'm Canadian and most of the people I know know of the wolves in yellowstone (their amazing recovery and all that). How can Bush possibly be so stupid?

Seriously...someone should have put him and his staff out of their misery by now.

(Am I asking FBI for trouble?)

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

I think I heard something about this, earlier. I can't even find the least bit of logic behind why they would do something like that.

The Bush administration doesn't use logic, everyone knows that. I can list other examples if you'd like: patriot act, no child left behind, war in iraq... At least in all those situations he could either use the children or fear mongering to get idiots to back him.

*checks with dick cheney*

Oh, I'm wrong, the terrorists have infected the wolves with anthrax and if you don't kill them now innocent american lives will be lost and the terrorists will be emboldened. I guess we were wrong

Unfortunately, there is logic behind it. They tried reasoning and diplomacy with the wolf population, but the wolves provided no response. They are forced to assume the worst, and that is why America has declared war on wolves. America feels wolves are a direct threat to their homeland security, and they have reason to believe many of these wolves have engaged in terrorist activities.

In all seriousness, however, the wolf population is getting too high, causing other animal species numbers to drop exponentially.

However, I don't agree with this in the least. Aside from the fact that its upsetting the balance of nature itself, and besides the fact that I absolutely adore wolves and think they are the greatest animal to grace this planet, this is totally unjustified. Its not control, its extermination. This is sickening. Its not even being controlled through hunting. Aerial Shootings. What the fuck? Theres not even any sport or gain in that. Its as if Bush has taken his retardation a step further. Bored little President can't declare war on another 3rd world nation, so he declares it on animals. I can't wait to see his next state of the union address. It'll likely be the exact opposite of his "I believe Human beings and Fish can coexist peacefully." I imagine something along the lines of my first paragraph

Now just watch the idiot drop a nuclear warhead on his own soil for the sheer purpose of eliminating wolves. Heres to hoping the wolves invade Washington and take over the White House.

My name is Kevin, and I am against the War of the Wolves. Too many innocent wolves will die in this war.

Wolf!!!

Wolf!!!

Originally Posted by Mark75

Wolf!!!

Wolf!!!

*Woof!!!

*Woof!!!

Well he's declared war on: public schools, people who question the government, health care, science, iraq, the poor, the middle class, immigrants, non-christians, homosexuals, and the economy. Why not animals too?

Im an hunter and though i hunt coyote I would only kill a wolf if it tried to attack me, unless these wolves are killing/harming people, i see no logic for culling an animal that just got off the endangered list. i respect wolves I really do, i think they're a magnificent animal.

They aren't off the endangered list, he wants to take them off.


...stem cell research, college, congress, checks and balances, the bill of rights, the surplus...


Maybe the wolves are immigrating from Canada, you know how dangerous those immigrants are.

Its good only if we eat them.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Maybe the wolves are immigrating from Canada, you know how dangerous those immigrants are.

lol blame Canada!

It's part of our new War on Quadrupedalism. This stage is known as Operation Woodland Freedom.

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Quadrupedalism.

Bush wouldn't know what that means. Use smaller words

Why doesn't Bush go choke on a pretzel again.

Damned hicks.

What time is it Mr Bush?


Lunch time!

Maybe in time this would be hailed yet another success story not a recipe for disaster - we should give praise to great Bush & Admin.

I hope bush gets his ass chomped on by that wolf infinity

did you guys know that in vermont in a town near marlboro, they passed a bill stating that if dick cheney or bush set foot on their towns territory, that the police must arrest them.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! (and the animals)

Yeah I heard about that guerilla. It was in a couple Vermont towns actually, and from what I hear the movement has spread to a few places in other states as well.