Thread: Children exposed to pornography

The first thing we should be teaching our kids is that sex is uncomfortable, awkward, and generally unsatisfying.

"The game should have a mission where you have to avoid eye contact with your wife while you're having breakfast because you're just so racked with shame."

Saw this earlier, man, I just love The Onion.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820859

OMG, that has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Almost everything they say is quote worthy.

Fatty: "Kids who watch porn are being taught that sex if fun"

Baldy: "We expect pornographers to teach kids about the reality of sex, and to teach them anything less than it's a frightening and humiliating experience is wrong"

Bitter Housewife: "It is! Sex leaves you numb and shivering for days." (I think you're doing it wrong, bitch!)

And it just goes on and on, falling asleep with your hand in a vagina, and how easy it is to kill hookers. That video deserves an award!

Originally Posted by The Cusp

OMG, that has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Almost everything they say is quote worthy.

Fatty: "Kids who watch porn are being taught that sex if fun"

Baldy: "We expect pornographers to teach kids about the reality of sex, and to teach them anything less than it's a frightening and humiliating experience is wrong"

Bitter Housewife: "It is! Sex leaves you numb and shivering for days." (I think you're doing it wrong, bitch!)

And it just goes on and on, falling asleep with your hand in a vagina, and how easy it is to kill hookers. That video deserves an award!

Check out the other videos by The Onion, most of them are just as good, and there are some better ones.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ssfully_avoids

Too be honest I was kind of spoofed by the one about the pervatasaurus...it was so wild lol

What's cool about the Onion is that they basically get all their laughs by shining light on things that happen but are rarely spoken of.