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      Conspiract theorists, go crazy....

      A little copy pasta for you....
      American History
      Here's a little part of US history which makes you sit up and go h-m-m-m-m-m-m-m............


      Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
      John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


      Abraham Lincoln was president in 1860.
      John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.


      The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
      Both were particularly concerned with rights.
      Both wives lost children while living in the White House.


      Both Presidents were shot on a Friday
      Both Presidents were shot in the head.


      Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
      Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.


      Both were assassinated by Southerners
      Both were succeeded by Southerners.


      Both successors were named Johnson.

      Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
      Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


      John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
      Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


      Both assassins were known by their three names.
      Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.


      Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy".
      Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln".


      Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
      Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.


      Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

      And here's the kicker....

      A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
      A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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      Oswald was framed.

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      That is quite the crazy coincidence. Damn.
      "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother." ~ Albert Einstein

      "The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside." ~ Allan Bloom - The Closing of the American Mind

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      There must be a Great Pumpkin.

      But yeah, that is some crazy, crazy stuff. Extremely interesting.
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      A lot of this is wrong...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Seismosaur View Post
      A lot of this is wrong...
      I have been hearing about the stuff all of my life, but it has always sounded like it must be a crock, at least to some extent.
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      Quote Originally Posted by arby
      Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy".
      Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln".
      This one struck me on first read. Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre, not the "Kennedy Theatre." -- enough to make me dismiss the lot.

      Now if Kennedy had been shot while riding in a Ford, that might be something!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Seismosaur View Post
      A lot of this is wrong...
      That makes a difference nowadays? =P

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      was the whole johnson 1908 and the 1808 other johnson true?

      if so, thats EERIE

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      Silly people, not realizing it's all just a lead-up to the punchline. Which made me chuckle.

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      Lincoln had a dog named Spot. When Kennedy was shot, there was a spot on his jacket.

      EDIT: Okay, I just looked it up, and even that is not true. I have been lied to for too long!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Lincoln had a dog named Spot. When Kennedy was shot, there was a spot on his jacket.

      EDIT: Okay, I just looked it up, and even that is not true. I have been lied to for too long!
      Call the presses! This is hot!

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      Lincoln took such a large poop when he was shot that they were named lincoln logs, and Kennedy also shat lincoln logs when he was shot. And they both shat in the same direction, due west!

      (I hope that was as funny as um's)
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Lincoln had a dog named Spot. When Kennedy was shot, there was a spot on his jacket.

      EDIT: Okay, I just looked it up, and even that is not true. I have been lied to for too long!
      Close! But...

      Lincoln's dog was named "Penny."
      The vet gave Penny her yearly shots.
      Lincoln's head ended up on a penny.
      Kennedy's head ended up shot by a vet.

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!
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      All this reminds me of Paul is Dead...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Silly people, not realizing it's all just a lead-up to the punchline. Which made me chuckle.
      I didn't get it until you posted about it. See how lucid we lucid dreamers really are? XD
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      lo,l wow i got it the first time i read it...u people are slower than even me, yay!
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