Thread: Crime really just doesn't pay!

Epic Fail.

Heh, seriously... the guy needs robbery lessons.

heh I didn't watch the vid (im at work) But I do remember a crime that was hilarious out here in Arizona a while back.

This guy was being chased by cops, so he stops off at a 7/11 to buy cigarettes, and the cops didn't follow him in and bust him, they just let him buy his stogies and smoke em during the car chase...in the end he went to jail but, hilarious car chase if you ask me.

I expected this video I saw a little while ago. A robber goes into a 7-11 or something and pulls out a gun on the guy behind the register, but as he pulls the gun out, it slips out of his hand and falls on the counter. The clerk picks it up and chases him out of the store.

there's another good one i remember here, although the one i was thinking of involved the shop keeper chasing the youth out with a bat or crowbar, this is very similar. Both were in England, our little gangsta kids going round with knifes seem to suck when it comes to robbery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rkPv_bPXE

FOUND IT! The kid robs the door with a cheap looking toy crossbow or something(maybe real i'm not sure), anyway it doesn't work out for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUuaF_llHMM ( ony like first 20 or so seconds are worth watching, until the kid has left the store)

Originally Posted by cuddleyperson

there's another good one i remember here, although the one i was thinking of involved the shop keeper chasing the youth out with a bat or crowbar, this is very similar. Both were in England, our little gangsta kids going round with knifes seem to suck when it comes to robbery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rkPv_bPXE

FOUND IT! The kid robs the door with a cheap looking toy crossbow or something(maybe real i'm not sure), anyway it doesn't work out for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUuaF_llHMM ( ony like first 20 or so seconds are worth watching, until the kid has left the store)

Both videos had Indian cashiers. xD

well there are a lot of Indian cashiers, at least where i live anyways. In fact coming to think of it there is no corner shop/ little convenience store that doesn't have an Indian or Asian owner, maybe English people don't like running corner shops? All i know is that from what i have seen there, i shouldn't go trying to rob the place with a little knife or flimzy crossbow.