Thread: The day Kind Muffin, Playmate Banana and Psycho Pie met

Once upon a time, in a quiet city street there lay the residents of many shops, bars and especially the house of Dream Views. Across the street was the famous bar of ld4all, where Jeff was commonly seen sinking pints. On this quiet morning in October, just after the Muffin gang was attacked from a raid by the notorious Psycho Pies, there was a stir amongst the air. Kicking back in the lounge room in Dreamviews Kaniaz and Psycho Pie where playing hangman with a bunch of nameless noobs.

Kaniaz- See that new movie, Dawn of the Dead Psycho Pie?
Psycho Pie- Heh, pritty funny ey, so you wanna go on a rampage today?
Kaniaz- Through the city bashing innocent bystanders with 'nail-in-bats'?
Psycho- You can, ill just spew on everyone, i think they like it.
Kaniaz- Lets go check the feedback room, everyone leaves they're junk in there, we can see if docthory and pOOp wanna come before we go though.


Meanwhile, coming down the street

Kind Muffin- So Aphius can you animate me with some facial hair and stuff, ive got this sweet muffin who i think i might be able to score with this weekend!
Aphius- Aww killer, heh yeah no worries.
Kind Muffin- So you heard the stories about Truthbearer, apparently the nOObs don't believe he isn't butter. I mean, anyone would know that, it was like that Paperdoll EP story, going around, i was told several kids on this block turned into insomniacs from that story.
Aphius- Well there are alot of false accusations floating around and such. But if you want to know the true story and get your facts right, go see O'nus, he usually knows what's happening.
Kind Muffin- Yeh, that guy is bursting with knowledge.

A red car, displaying the custom number plate, "SEEKER1" can be seen racing down the street.

Aphius-Hey it's Seeker, and i think that's Icedawg in the front with him. Who are those babes in the back?
Kind Muffin- Umm that would be OpheliaBlue, Je33ica, Lucidnina, Alaurast78 and Amethyst Star who is wearing only christmas lights.

Car stops next to Kind Muffin and Aphius

Seeker- Hey guys, nice day for a drive isn't it.
Aphius- Yeh, err guess it is. Hey are you guys stopping by Dreamviews today, were gonna have a barbicue.
Icedawg- Well we would love to, but unfortunately are headed to Canada for a night out with the girls. We might visit Werbern on the way, i banished him there for a while some months back.
OpheliaBlue- Behave yourselves now boys, hehe.


Coming from the bottom of the street, is Playmate Banana, along with CT and adidas

Playmate Banana- Man i been having killer visions with these shrooms that wasup gave me. But it doesn't compare to the chiks that i had last night. pinkcheese and i went out to hang with the girls at the Dr La.Berge club. It was rockin, we caught up with Rtex, haven’t seen that champ in ages. Techboy (aka _Mark_) was there, kickin back with Howetzer, i think they were drunk from the drinks adidas recommended to them.
CT- Sounds like you been livin it up pritty good lately then Playmate Banana. Myself, well ive had my ups and downs this week. There was someone i wanted to punch in the face, i think we were talking about getting the area of a circle using pie, maybe it was pOOp. It's ok though, i have my own room at Dreamviews now, the community room.
adidas- Heh, well you guys think that is good. Well im on my way to owning my own stroppe. ill cruize around here and own all the chiks.
Playmate Banana- So we gonna go mellow at Dreamviews for the day?
CT- Yeh fine by me, i might see if Lucius is there, we have some catching up to do since visiting Nuremburg.
adidas- Yeh sounds good.



While not knowing, Psycho Pie lies searching for weapons in Dreamviews feedback room, Kind Muffin is walking down the street and Playmate Banana is coming up the street, there is tension brewing!

Over at ld4all Korn is playing Got the Life, live for all the members. PasQuale, Jeff and Atheist can be seen controlling the nOOb crowds, although some Dreamview refugees roam riot, drunk on beer and turps.

Psycho Pie and Kaniaz in the feedback room
Kaniaz- Fuk it i can't find it, well will have to use these old tubes of Liquid Nails.
Psycho Pie- What are we going to do with those, glue people faces to parking meters?
Kaniaz- No, that's something padfoot or Anima would probably do, im smarter than that. Here, we can take these packets of pink bunny's with us, lets go throw them at dumb people.
Psycho Pie- Ok.

Psycho Pie and Kaniaz, now accompanied with docthory pOOp, wer and A Lost Soul exit Dreamviews

Aphius and Kind Muffin, talking about the barbecue they want to have, come down to the front of Dreamviews, Kind Muffin sees Psycho Pie

At the same time coming up to the front of Dreamviews is Playmate Banana, CT and adidas. Playmate Banana spots both Kind Muffin and Psycho Pie

Psycho Pie- Arhhhh it's Muffin.
Muffin- Your gonna die for today Pie.
Banana- Guys, why the anger, lets dance!!!

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Pie randomly begins to throw pink bunnies at Muffin. In bullet time, Muffin dodges all 375.4 attacks. (We advise the 0.4 attack is due to a broken bunny being thrown, where only 40% of the bunny was remaining.) Aphius gets hit in the ankle and temporarily dies of a stroke, countless Dreamview bystanders are also hit. Squall, the regular guy, manages to get one right in the face but doesn’t die. He runs over to the Muffin gang HQ and rounds up some help. Moans from the bunny attacks can be heard from Aneas, Awaken and LDGuy, they lay in pain but begin to play chess with bits of the footpath in the meantime.
Muffin hits back, stealing the shotgun out of Turkeh’s pocket, who just randomly turned up, Muffin begins busting some caps out. Nightowl, sensi and Taosaur, accompanied by Ren and Stimpy, begin chanting “Happy, happy, Joy joy” to calm the mob down. Nightowl is shot from a shotgun pellet rebounding off padfoot’s crap, and falls into the arms of sensi. It seems as if all is lost, when Banana comes into the mix.

Banana- C’mon now, let’s all be friends, come here for some lovin.
Pie- Hell no, this Muffin is gonna die. (Cue Static-X Control It)

Banana strips naked, and runs towards Pie, pinning him in the doggy position, all arms down. Muffin, still angry about the HQ raid, climbs onto the pink fluffy elephant which just fell off a plane and landed next to ld4all.

adidas- Holy crap muffin is unstoppable, how do we kill Muffin.
CT- The gingerbread man, yes, lets get the gingerbread man.

CT and adidas run off to England to ask lord farkwar for gingerbread man, (sorry I forgot that king’s name off Shrek.) There they are met by Damascus, who has been trying to bash into the castle wall door, with swords, rocket launchers and assorted weapons. Haz2004 is on the other side of the door, but Donkey stole his can of coke and ran upstairs.


Muffin, sitting on top of the pink fluffy elephant, raging in anger stomps up to Banana and Pie.

Muffin- None shall pass.
Pie- what do you mean, I have to go home after this.
Muffin- No man shall pass.
Banana- Well we have to get through.

Pie chops the elephants legs off.

Pie- There, you have been defeated, were leaving now.
Muffin- Tis but a scratch.
Banana- But you’ve got no legs!
Muffin- We can still fight.

Pie chops elephants arms off

Pie- Fine, we’ll call it a draw.


In the following, Pie, Banana and Muffin all hold hands and sing happily ever after.

Meanwhile, Kaniaz is stuck to Dreamviews front door with Liquid Nails, and countless members infected with the t-Virus are coming down the street. SilvaStar, nayla, RemusJoseph_Stalin, Ev and ThomasELEN, all highly infected, grobble down the road towards Kaniaz, all hungry.

Kaniaz- Whoa Ev that a new look, hehe kinda sexc.
Ev- gahhhh mnneee dughhhh.

All of a sudden Lomebririon comes down the street, with gameover and Muse. Carrying a big LesbianViews sign, they parade down the street, oblivious to the mayhem. Coming up the street, Lowercase Society and Serinath on they're purple ferrari's, race up towards Dreamviews, parking accidently on a nOOb.

While all this went on, Xisdence sat atop the Dreamviews roof, having a quiet beer.


Now this story isn’t finished, and is subject to editing to fit more names in, of course many names have been left out as I haven’t had time to write it all yet. If your unhappy of your role, then have a , I don’t care


(insert pie emot here)