Thread: DREAMVIEWS MADLIB

Here's what I got:
"Once upon a time, there was a little Bacon named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny Pornography, made of Tampons. One day, he heard a Steaming knock on the door, so he put down his Artsy Air Pump and he Drunkenly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a Moo, and there stood the Smelliest, Greasy, Boiler he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my Loopsided naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 Fart wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression Slowly turned from Scowl to Orgasm, and the gramatically challenged entered his domicile. So all night long, and 243 after, the two of them and Joseph_Stalin Swam and Jumped until they couldn't Kill anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little crowbar, will you Lick me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "Cowes lovve teh tascte fo blod." Suddenly, a Love came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Grease me up, I'm coming in!" screamed Kaniaz. "L3t's tHr0w rAwkS @ tehM" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the Pea. Then they found a Gonad and lived Rapidly ever after.

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Ha! Nice bacon... (I fixed a couple of things, like I forgot to write "hours" after your number")
EDIT: Now you just write a number of things

Wow, mine came out a bit funny, but mostly retarded:

Once upon a time, there was a little booger named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny mushroom, made of kittens. One day, he heard a yellow knock on the door, so he put down his stinky shoe and he quickly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a fart, and there stood the tightest, small, favabean he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my frustralating naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 fainted wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression slowly turned from frown to smile, and the gramatically challenged banana peel entered his domicile. So all night long, and 27 beers after, the two of them and Truthbearer pooped and ran until they couldn't swim anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little tree frog, will you jump me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "I liek dinasawerz." Suddenly, a cabbage came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Every dog has it's day." screamed Kaniaz. "I'm a chincheeliaaa" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the microscope. Then they found a turkey leg and lived purposefully ever after.

(ps. wasup, I had to add a few things because they came out as blanks...I'll redo it later after you've fixed it xoxoxoxo very funny!)

What came out as blanks?

Anyways thanks

Once upon a time, there was a little school named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny robot, made of bannans. One day, he heard a green knock on the door, so he put down his bloddy bleach and he they went to answer the door. He opened the door with a honk, and there stood the smartest, chinese, teacher he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my funnie naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 running wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression house turned from sad to surprised, and the gramatically challenged entered his domicile. So all night long, and 7 hours after, the two of them and sitboy sang and danced until they couldn't talking anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little pig, will you living me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "i saw the sign, and it opin op my iyes I saw the sign." Suddenly, a baby came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "what you talking 'bout Wilis!" screamed Kaniaz. "Happie birthdey" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the book. Then they found a shirt and lived them ever after.

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This was fun. For the member of dream views I put sitboy. This goes together oddly.

Originally posted by CT
Once upon a time, there was a little stuffed animal named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny dildo, made of pubic hairs. One day, he heard a erect knock on the door, so he put down his pink condom and he swiftly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a sputter, and there stood the the most slippery, anal, goat he had ever seen. \"What is your name?\" asked Kaniaz. \"my veyr smert naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 punch wit youz./\" Kaniaz's expression strongly turned from eager expression to wide-eyed look, and the gramatically challenged severed hand entered his domicile. So all night long, and 99 hours after, the two of them and Rakkantekimusouka stretched and lubed until they couldn't suck anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, \"Sitboy, my darling little balloon, will you hump me?\" Sitboy blushed and replied, \"Uuhh liek mah udnerpents r on my Haed!!! .\" Suddenly, a set of boobs came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. \"ooh yeah baby\" screamed Kaniaz. \"Yrhgugh!\" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the President Bush. Then they found a spoon and lived tightly ever after.

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I helped CT with the grammar stuff, kuz you know, he's foreign and all.

Originally posted by sitboy
\"what you talking 'bout Wilis!\" screamed Kaniaz.

LMAO!!!!!

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

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\"what you talking 'bout Wilis!\" screamed Kaniaz.

LMAO!!!!![/b]

I thought that was hilarious too Just imagine him saying that...

Once upon a time, there was a little dog named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny book, made of monkeys. One day, he heard a ugly knock on the door, so he put down his green pond and he patiently went to answer the door. He opened the door with a meow, and there stood the huh?
huh?, stunning, website he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my beutifuel naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 dodge wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression quickly turned from shocked to confused, and the gramatically challenged comb entered his domicile. So all night long, and 3 hours after, the two of them and dreamscaper pounced and jumped until they couldn't hop anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little cat, will you fly me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "omgzzz!!!!!!!111." Suddenly, a bottle came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "wtf!!!!!11 lolz!!!
omg lolzzz!!!!!!!!11" screamed Kaniaz. "wat be up homie lolz!!!!!111" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the sheep. Then they found a duck and lived stupidly ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a little Gopher named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny Wizard of Doom, made of marshmellows. One day, he heard a unbelievable knock on the door, so he put down his impotence vaccine and he unabashedly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a wasup singing in the shower, and there stood the gayest, mundane, pumpkin-like object he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my padf00tish naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 stalk wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression incestously turned from sarcastic piece of shit to troubled and morbid, and the gramatically challenged vixen entered his domicile. So all night long, and 101 hours after, the two of them and Padfoot underpopulated and crammed until they couldn't mingle anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little chalupa breath, will you undo me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "i am veri samrt for my age!111." Suddenly, a cigarette came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Holy padfoot, Batman!" screamed Kaniaz. "BNANA HAMOK!!!!" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the fetus. Then they found a silicone chew toy and lived ruthlessly ever after.


mine seems to be more of an epic adventure

Ha!! Yeah truth... Ophelia was thinking about making a Truth and Padfoot wedding... but she didn't

I swear i didnt notice that everyone else also used Kaniaz. funny that everyone did though huh.

"Once upon a time, there was a little penguin named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny reality, made of dreams. One day, he heard a salty knock on the door, so he put down his perfect ants and he usually went to answer the door. He opened the door with a scream, and there stood the weirdest, delicious, pizza he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my sofft naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 sleep wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression seldom turned from squint to smile, and the gramatically challenged bed entered his domicile. So all night long, and 1 hours after, the two of them and Kaniaz dreamt and remembered until they couldn't think anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little hockey puck, will you smack me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "wakke upp." Suddenly, a snowball came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "i cant believe it!" screamed Kaniaz. "oh mai gawsh" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the pants. Then they found a france and lived for fun ever after"

or is Kaniaz a default character? yeah i think thats what happened

Wow, is it just me or has wasup took his obsession from Eric Estrada to me all of a sudden. And here is mine.

Once upon a time, there was a little Noun named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny Noun, made of Plural (s at the end) noun. One day, he heard a Adjective knock on the door, so he put down his Adjective Noun and he Adverb went to answer the door. He opened the door with a Noise, and there stood the Superlative, Adjective, Noun he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my Adjective (spelled wrong) naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 Present tense verb wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression Adverb turned from Facial Expression to Facial Expression, and the gramatically challenged Noun entered his domicile. So all night long, and Number of things hours after, the two of them and Dreamviews member Past tense verb and Past tense verb until they couldn't Present tense verb anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little Noun, will you Present tense verb me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "Phrase (spelled wrong)." Suddenly, a Noun came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Exclamatory phrase" screamed Kaniaz. "Exclamatory phrase (spelled wrong)" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the Noun. Then they found a Noun and lived Adverb ever after.

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Ha... I knew you would do that Kaniaz...

And anyways, Ophelia came up with the story, so what you said didn't make sense

It makes perfect sense.

lol


Once upon a time, there was a little horse named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny phone, made of spoons. One day, he heard a lazy knock on the door, so he put down his young flower and he hastly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a shhhh, and there stood the the craziest, perfect, TV he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my claen naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 fuck wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression lively turned from disgust to smile, and the gramatically challenged microphone entered his domicile. So all night long, and 43 hours after, the two of them and Joseph_Stalin went and cooked until they couldn't drink anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little shirt, will you kill me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "would ouy lkoo at tht." Suddenly, a bat came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Its so funny!" screamed Kaniaz. "Thst os cloo" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the beer. Then they found a hot dog and lived angrily ever after.

Once upon a time, there was a little Cat named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny Watch, made of CDs. One day, he heard a blue knock on the door, so he put down his stretchy mug and he slowly went to answer the door. He opened the door with a Ooof, and there stood the Spiffiest, sticky, keyboard he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my perpel naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 swim wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression lovingly turned from shock to resentment, and the gramatically challenged watched entered his domicile. So all night long, and 42 hours after, the two of them and bubba quilted and filtered until they couldn't absolved anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little remote, will you stick me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "We half nudding to feer." Suddenly, a Phone came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Wow!" screamed Kaniaz. "HOily caws!" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the book. Then they found a flesh and lived aptly ever after.

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Right......

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
sticky, keyboard

hehe

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

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sticky, keyboard

hehe[/b]

lol!

Originally posted by wasup+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(wasup)</div>

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue@
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sticky, keyboard

hehe

lol![/b]

that was a good one

Here's mine:

Once upon a time, there was a little Puppy named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny Rawhide, made of Cookies. One day, he heard a Chewy knock on the door, so he put down his Fuzzy Paw and he Cutely went to answer the door. He opened the door with a Fwoom, and there stood the Kawaiiest, Bishie, Mouse he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my Farky naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 Kiss wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression Squishily turned from Grin to Grimace, and the gramatically challenged Ear entered his domicile. So all night long, and Eight hours after, the two of them and LDGuy Hugged and Fwapped until they couldn't See anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little Egg, will you Stomp me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "Ski ni kawatay, osheeokeeyuo." Suddenly, a Leg came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Holy Fucktard" screamed Kaniaz. "Ksho!" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the Beak. Then they found a Nose and lived Quickly ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a little fetal pig named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny chicken pot pie, made of chimneys. One day, he heard a tingling knock on the door, so he put down his large skeleton and he energetically went to answer the door. He opened the door with a zap, and there stood the tastiest, bulky, crayon he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my mayjestik naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 cough wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression quietly turned from bewildered to insanity, and the gramatically challenged coloring instrument entered his domicile. So all night long, and 8 hours after, the two of them and Truthbearer cried and read until they couldn't skip anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little burlap sack, will you cremate me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "Teh Patato mayster awlays triumfs." Suddenly, a deck of cards came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "Oh, cinnamon and gravy!" screamed Kaniaz. "Svae the laydie bug!" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the cardthrower. Then they found a sarcophagus and lived magically ever after.

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Once upon a time, there was a little transvestite named Kaniaz. He lived in a tiny christmas tree, made of handguns noun. One day, he heard an offensive knock on the door, so he put down his huge hammer and he Adverb evily went to answer the door. He opened the door with a gunshot, and there stood the smallest, purple, leprachaun (sp?) he had ever seen. "What is your name?" asked Kaniaz. "my flUFFrY naME iz siTbOY,,13 iv cum 2 articulate wit youz./" Kaniaz's expression slowly turned from content to brainless, and the gramatically challenged illusion entered his domicile. So all night long, and 500 kicks from chat later, the two of them and wusap killed and maimed until they couldn't cook anymore. Finally, Kaniaz stopped and said, "Sitboy, my darling little sex toy, will you sell me?" Sitboy blushed and replied, "OGM!1 eBoy is coool4." Suddenly, a sitboy clone came crashing through the wall, interrupting them. "DEAR GOD NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!" screamed Kaniaz. "2Ur 2 feer may cllo0ony" yelled sitboy. Kaniaz and sitboy ran out of the door, into the jellyfish. Then they found a Kaniaz clone and lived painfully ever after.

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