• Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views
    + Reply to Thread
    Results 1 to 7 of 7

    Thread: Future News?

    1. #1
      Member Joseph_Stalin's Avatar
      Join Date
      Apr 2004
      Location
      Communism is everywhere my friends...
      Posts
      1,018
      Likes
      0

      Future News?

      http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/index.php?pre=1

      It's worth a few chuckles, and some of it is pretty clever if completely rediculous. I don't read this news site frequently, but I had heard about today's gimmick, so take a look
      http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,S...hite,black.png
      "In the end, the lord shalth return in full regulation Soviet Uniform, hailing Lenin as thy true messiah." -Siberian Revealations

    2. #2
      Member Yume's Avatar
      Join Date
      Mar 2005
      Location
      Permanently Undertermined
      Posts
      787
      Likes
      0
      Dude this is stupid. I don't know asciinglish. I turned it to Hexadecimal Mandarin, but it wasn't in a dialect I knew.

      I could bearly translate Surgery Required For New Sexual Position.

      Good stuff.
      Cared for by: Clairity

      So many variables, so little knowledge.

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/alero/DVSIG2.jpg

    3. #3
      delizioso. Achievements:
      Referrer Bronze1 year registeredVeteran First ClassCreated Dream JournalMade lots of Friends on DV
      OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2004
      Location
      Cedar Hill
      Posts
      6,375
      Likes
      562
      DJ Entries
      13
      "Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts wins Daytime Emmy"
      ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. #4
      Member Achievements:
      1 year registeredVeteran First Class5000 Hall Points

      Join Date
      Feb 2004
      Posts
      4,302
      Likes
      268
      I read the one about someone making a movie about frogger. Infact it was the third one in a trilogy. The funny thing is, I could see it happening. Like 80% of the big movies that have been comming out in the last few years have all been remakes of old movies, sequels or movies from tv shows or books.

    5. #5
      Yoi yume wo~! Achievements:
      1 year registeredVeteran Second Class5000 Hall Points
      Rakkantekimusouka's Avatar
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Gender
      Location
      Outside of reality looking in...
      Posts
      1,901
      Likes
      3
      "Semi-People's 50 Hottest Mutant Bachelors"

      ROLFMAO!
      Now permanently residing at Danny Phantom Online, under the name Mabaroshiwoou.

      Adopted OvErEchO, ndpendentlyhappy
      Raised ShiningShadow

    6. #6
      Member nightowl's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jul 2003
      Gender
      Location
      New York/Massachusetts. College can do funny things like that
      Posts
      2,856
      Likes
      1
      whoa O_o
      http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/180/feather8an.jpg
      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

    7. #7
      Member icedawg's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2003
      Gender
      Location
      right here
      Posts
      2,827
      Likes
      15
      it will be sunny yesterday.

      there's some future news for ya. hell of a lot more accurate than meteorologists and their, "oh, well, gee, we're thinking a 70% chance of rain, blah blah blah... but, if there's no rain, then we're predicting sun! or perhaps clouds! but *definitely* one of the three...at least, we think."



      no need to thank me.
      Each new day is a chance to turn it all around.

    Bookmarks

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts