I think it was because the way the martial art is performed, each hit is designed in such a way as to setup for the next hit. He was explaining it to me once and said that your first attack gets you closer and allows you to make the next one, getting you closer, and so on.
Here are 2 pretty good videos.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YwokQyhzqKo http://youtube.com/watch?v=1y2Hsothgrc
I also have a book that talks about different fighting styles. Here they are:
Karate
Karate is retarded. It's basically aerobics with pajamas. If you want to be a real ninja you don't
have to take it. Most people who join karate only do it because their parents make them. It's basically for people who need an attitude adjustment--that's all. Karate's basic moves are breaking wood; some kicks; up, up, down, down, left right, left right, B, A, select, start; and other stuff--I can't remember right now.
Yoga
A lot of kids in my neighborhood say that yoga doesn't have anything to do with ninjas, but that's a bunch of bull crap! I mean, these are the same kids that think a lady's period is when the lining of the uterus is shed through the vagina. Like I'm really going to believe them about yoga! Yoga is the most effective fighting style ever. If you stretch hard enough, you probably don't have to fight anybody. One time, I did the splits without warning and some people started running. It's awesome. The main move is the splits.
Pressure Points
Sometimes if a ninja is relaxing and doesn't feel like getting all sweaty, they'll use pressure points on an enemy. Pressure points are one of the coolest ways to gently beat somebody's ass. You could just be sitting there, relaxing and watching TV, pretending you're not going to completely beat the crap out of somebody and then WHAM! you softly touch their wrist and they go to sleep forever! It's like you've got so much power that you don't need to waste energy on someone you hate. One of the greatest pressure points ever is the touch of death. I mean, can you believe that ninjas can kill a person without cutting or strangling them? It almost doesn't make sense. Almost. With just a simple caress, a ninja could end a human life. And it doesn't happen right away--so no one will ever figure out who did it. Here's what happens. A ninja touches the back of some dude's head. Then the back of the head sends a signal to the stomach. Then the stomach sends a signal to the liver. And then, finally, the liver tells the heart something. And the guy dies! So if somebody says to you, "Hello Sir (or Madam), would you like me to rub the back of your head?" You should probably say, "No," or "No thank you," because they might be a ninja, completely willing to kill you, but just too tired to get all crazy about it.
Menopause
Menopause is pretty powerful and gives someone a mustache. If you know anybody who uses this style, you should probably just stay upstairs. The main moves are slapping with rolled up magazines, screaming power, single- or double-handed spanking, and hot flashes.
Meditation
Some people ask me how ninjas can be harmonious with nature when they're constantly kicking people in the nuts. Well, they just can--so don't worry about it. They meditate and think about what they've done. During meditation, ninjas will spend hours away from TV and friends. This is when they learn about themselves, mainly reflecting on deep questions like, "Why can't you act normal and stop embarrassing your mother and me?" and, "Why can't you stop acting like a fucking retard?" And, after they're done, they're allowed to come back downstairs and watch TV.
Judo
Judo is pretty lame. It's basically a self-defense style. So when you have tournaments, there's never a winner, because nobody ever makes the first move. The main moves are not doing anything and waiting. It's stupid.
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