Thread: hel me out

something scandulous...

aha... hmmm... well i always thought that the dorthy and scarecrow couple were cute, and the angel and devil couple

I would probably want to be a video game character, but realistically I try to go for anything little kids wouldnt go as like a pimp or something.

My favourit costume is a.... aaaaaaaaaaa.... aaaa...... Ninja suit! All black, covered in ninja tools, and offcourse the katana. mmm... and some candy.

Originally posted by nightowl
like a pimp or something.

ROFL! nightowl the halloween pimp xD

anyway i would go as a devil. cheap to buy the costume and looks good too.

I'd go as, say, a giant chicken, just to confuse everybody.

Something heinously disgusting. I went to school as a car crash victim in grade 12
When I was 10 or 11 I went with a knife made of cardboard, through my head. (the handle on one side, blade on the other, coathanger bent up around my head to hold it there)

Nothing.

I'm gonna be a ninja this year because I have my Judo gui and I don't have money to buy something else.

Ideal costume: I've always wanted to be Sabriel (not wrapped up entirely in Christmas lights as some may think). The costume on the front of the book is pretty cool.

-Amé

Gynecologist.


... with a sign that says "Free Inspections"

I was Neo last year....so yeah, Neo...

I guess my favorite costume would be Sengoku Jidai miko garb -- you know, red hakama, white haori, the whole lot.

By the way, I know it's two days early now, but HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MINNA!

Originally posted by Squall
Gynecologist.


... with a sign that says \"Free Inspections\"

That's the medical bloke that inspects women's bodies, right?

It is indeed.

I'd suspect it would involve more yeast infections and excess menstruation than neatly-trimmed healthy clams

we dont really do halloween here in the jungles of dutchland.

Originally posted by Awaken
I'd suspect it would involve more yeast infections and excess menstruation than neatly-trimmed healthy clams

Yeah that was a little too visual.

Ah but where would we be without our imaginations

I think the question is, where would we be if we didn't have Awaken's sick twisted imagination.

And the answer is ... we would be much better off.


j/k man.

No no, you're right

So we have a pimp, Neo, giant chicken, gynocologist, ninja, red hakama and a couple of others, what is missing??

Meh, ill go as a giant chicken with Kaniaz, cos we can confuse everybody and make an ass of ourselves

*Yawns* 'cept Halloween ended 5 days ago...

All the more reason!!! Now people will be seriously confused when they see this weird gang of mismatched characters approach them...

Except they will probally get spooked by all you guys, neo and a ninja ect, you'll all get wiped out. Kaniaz and i, well i mean who would hurt a giant fluffy chicken

I can see it now. The good chicken, and the bad chicken. I'm the bad chicken, Xisdence is the good chicken.

Good Chicken: Hello there! I love you all! Happy days! *smiles*
Bad Chicken: You sicken me.

The band of mismatched characters go to a house.

Truthbearer dressed as Neo: Can we have some candy?
Woman: Er, Halloween was like, 5 days ago.
Good Chicken: Oh...please....I'm sure you have some left over, kind lady. Please?
Woman: Well..I'm not sure.
Bad Chicken pushes Truthbearer and Good Chicken out the way.
Bad Chicken: Let me handle this.
Bad Chicken: Give us candy or will it be your surving family members.
Woman: Eek! *slams door*

Good Chicken: C'mon, leave her alone...she's a nice lady...just leave her...
Bad Chicken: I'm not done with her. *climbs in window*

Good Chicken and Truthbearer dressed as Neo stand outside a bit worried, and hear noises:

CRASASH! "GIVE US CANDY, OR I WILL JAM THIS SPAUTLA UP YOUR NOSE". "ARGH! NEVER!" "RIGHT THEN! YOU ASKED FOR IT". Squeeek SPLAT. "Er."

Bad Chicken climbs out window.
Bad Chicken: Right, I have blood all over my chicken suit. Where's the nearest washroom?
Truthbearer and Good Chicken: Um.