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- 10-21-2009 09:39 PM #1"O" will suffice.
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Hey, Ladies! Ever Wish That You Could Be Treated Like "Just One of the Guys?!"
Well, now you can, with P-Mate!
P-Mate is the innovational new tool that allows you to pee....wait for it....standing up!
Never again will you have to wander way the fuck out to the middle of the woods to find a secluded enough place to relieve yourself!
Never again will you have to be told to "pop a squat" anywhere!
Never again will you have to bitch and moan about your man being an "inconsiderate prick" and not putting the toilet seat down (even though you're a grown woman with a, very capable, set of arms)!
But don't take my word for it. See it for yourself! If you thought that man's ability to piss standing up was just another way of evolution giving the middle finger to the 'fairer sex', then ur-ine for a treat! Your prayers have been answered!
http://www.pmateusa.com/home.html
(Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it.
) Last edited by Oneironaut; 10-21-2009 at 09:49 PM.
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- 10-21-2009 09:43 PM #2Antagonist Achievements:
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- 10-21-2009 09:46 PM #3"O" will suffice.
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I find much comfort in the fact that I have absolutely no idea. Rofl.
Originally Posted by Invader 
"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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Old news, is it not?
- 10-21-2009 09:52 PM #5"O" will suffice.
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...I don't know...is it? Originally Posted by Loaf "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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There aren't any urinals in womens bathrooms anyway, I imagine.
- 10-21-2009 10:10 PM #7Designated Cyberpunk
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Blast, this was one of the chief advantages males had over females. Now what are we going to do?!
Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
- 10-21-2009 10:10 PM #8Expert LDer Affirmation! Achievements:
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Hmm... perhaps there wouldn't be such a ridiculously long line in front of the women's bathroom just to fucking relieve myself if those bathrooms actually had urinals and those "P-Mate" things.
- 10-21-2009 10:11 PM #9"O" will suffice.
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The whole idea is about being able to piss when you're not in a bathroom... Originally Posted by Loaf "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-21-2009 10:11 PM #10let them eat cak Achievements:
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Enough kegels can get you there without the apparatus.
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You must be fun at parties. Originally Posted by Loaf “There’s an economic concept known as a Positional Good in which an object is only valued by the possessor because its not possessed by others. The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch to replace the more colloquial but less precise ‘neener-neener’.”
<@Xaqaria> a clean asshole doesn't taste any different than any other part of the body
- 10-21-2009 10:40 PM #12let them eat cak Achievements:
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hehe, 4 posts from 12:10 to 12:11. O, you should go into marketing.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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Meh, I wouldn't quit your day job. Originally Posted by Taosaur
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I am a guy and I wish I could be treated like "Just One of the Guys?!".
- 10-22-2009 05:43 AM #15let them eat cak Achievements:
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Shy bladder? You need C-mate, the go anywhere catheter. Originally Posted by Siиdяed If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
- 10-22-2009 09:48 AM #16* DV Veteran *
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LOL.. good one! Originally Posted by Taosaur 
Ok.. once I got pass the initial "ick" factor.. I could see using these in an emergency or in a "nasty" gas station scenario. Originally Posted by Oneironaut (Seriously...not to say that it's a bad idea at all, but the comedic value to this whole concept is just limitless. Lol. I thought it was a joke, when I StumbledUpon it.)
I did get a kick out of the website tho and had to chuckle when it stated that they'd make great "stocking stuffers"! (Merry Christmas Mom!)
What kinda made me go "ewwww" was this question:
Is there a P-Mate™ available which is re-usable?
At this time there is not a reusable P-Mate™ available. We have found that the demand for this is very low, and that most women would consider it to be unhygienic.
No.. really.. ya think?!
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- 10-22-2009 01:43 PM #17ex-member Achievements:
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Originally Posted by Loaf I think I've actually heard about this before... But, I can not be certain. Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Don't worry, we're still stronger and better at math. For now. Originally Posted by Black_Eagle Bollocks.
- 10-22-2009 05:36 PM #18Member Achievements:
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Hehe, there's topics like this all over the web. Hilarious.
- 10-23-2009 07:49 PM #19the life to live. Achievements:
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Hmm.. Lol i'd want one... maybe..wait, but Nevermind.. i'd want to wipe.. yeah.. TMI I know.. I'll stop now.. lol
War never solved anything... except slavery, oppression, genocide, communism, fascism, and nazism
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- 10-24-2009 12:00 AM #20Always there just in time Achievements:
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P-Mate: For when you want to make everyone else near you think you are a tranny.
- 10-27-2009 06:03 AM #21Member
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WTF!
heh..he...he :SThose who slip into the anonymous masses will never be other than members of the impersonal flock, having fled from themselves into self-deception.
- 10-27-2009 06:08 AM #22"O" will suffice.
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ROFL! Hilarious. Originally Posted by kingofclutch P-Mate: For when you want to make everyone else near you think you are a tranny. "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." Dream Journal: DreamWalker Chronicles Latest Entries: 01/13 thru 01/22 - "Tatano", "Indecent Proposal"(Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
- 10-27-2009 07:10 AM #23
You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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I was at a Festival once and they handed one out to every person going in.
Needless to say, it was a success. Even though it would have been better in
plastic to avoid all the littering, imo. But there really is nothing like walking
around a corner approaching one of these "pissing chutes" with 10 girls
standing in front of it.
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