Thread: If you could have the answer to just one question...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Originally Posted by ThePhobiaViewed

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It was the egg. Due to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life. Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg. The living organism inside the eggshell would have had the same DNA as the chicken it would develop into therefore, the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg, so, in conclusion the egg came first.

Is Adam gay?

You wish

And the answer it no

where are my god-damn keys?

Is Adam a girl?

but seriously,
I'd probably ask some age-old, tired, clichéd question like "why are we here?"

Originally Posted by Adam

It was the egg. Due to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life. Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg. The living organism inside the eggshell would have had the same DNA as the chicken it would develop into therefore, the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg, so, in conclusion the egg came first.

Careful, you might anger the chicken-creationists

I believe my egg sandwich is 6 days old

it smells funny

I guess I'd ask "How to make everything easyer?". So I would know the easy way out to any possible situation, since knowing the answer to "Is there god, or what's after death" won't really help me.

What are this week's lottery numbers?

I can deal with not knowing things, but I will always need money ...

Who am I, Hedwig?

Who's agitating my dots?

What are the winning lottery numbers for next week?

Or

What choices/paths should I make in life for me to be completely happy?

I already know the Answer, what I really need to know is the Question.


Barring that, though, mine just might possibly be, "Will you marry me?" But only when the right time was at hand (and the right woman).

Where are my undies.

Why am I asking this question? And then I ask why to my answer. And then again. You get the point.

Will I fulfill my ambitions and conquer the planet solely to bring unity to the human race?

Sometimes I feel it's a lost cause, but then again it can be done.

Just one question.

I'll have to think about this one and get back to you.

Yeah I would probably go with "Is there life after death."

And when I got the answer "No" I'd be like fook....

This could take a while..... I'll have to think on it some.

There's another thread similar to this, but I don't know where it is. It's about asking your future self one question, so it's a little different, but my answer... um, question is essentially the same.

Will my life have a positive impact on someone?

If the answer is yes, I won't have to worry about whether or not I'm going to go wrong or whatnot. To know that I'll make a difference in the life of someone else is one of the best things I could ask for.

How can I build a vehicle to bring me and a few human settlers to a new earth relatively quickly?

If we figure that out..we can have a whole other planet to start over on...and eventually destroy, like a plague!

Why did the aliens pick me?