Thread: Liquid honey is pointless.

I've actually been looking for honey like that to use in marinades.

Good for tea?

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

Who are you?

Me? The name is right there...

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

I wonder if we can derail this thread of serkats as well?

Yeah, who are you talking about Abra?

Strange. I've only ever seen this so called liquid honey.

Must...resist...temptation...

Liquid honey! It's great! It gets everywhere! It sticks to the counters and makes everything else stick to the counters!

It's a fucking mess in a jar!

Why the fuck would you want solid honey? That shit is hard and a bitch to work with. I know. Liquid honey tends to solidify over time.

Speaking of bee feces: have you ever tried Royal Jelly?

...I've actually never had a problem with liquid honey being a mess. It's always done exactly what I want it to do.

...except for when used for foreplay. It's pretty sticky and cumbersome, in that respect.

(The human body's never tasted so good, though. Haha)

Quite obviously your guys' breads don't have holes in them. WELL MINE DOES.

Honey on bread? Really? Like, do you add anything else?

Why don't you have NUTELLA and bread instead!! YUM. And much cleaner.


O - thanks for giving me something to visualize the next time I romance myself.

Obviously we don't put liquid honey on our bread.

Well obviously I'm German and putting honey on bread is standard procedure for breakfast and any other meal involving bread. Being on bread is pretty much the honey's purpose. Except maybe the body-to-body honey massage that some places offer. I could imagine liquid honey actually being useful in that particular situation. But other than that - bread is where it's at. Woohh, I'm a rap star.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

...I've actually never had a problem with liquid honey being a mess. It's always done exactly what I want it to do.

...except for when used for foreplay. It's pretty sticky and cumbersome, in that respect.

(The human body's never tasted so good, though. Haha)

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

Originally Posted by Omicron

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

What do you mean? Like he views their profiles or where they've been posting?

Currently active users list.

Originally Posted by Omicron

I noticed you often view online users.

I do also, thats how I know this.

Hurm.

Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

But that's not to say that I don't like checking out who's viewing what when.

I didnt even realize you could do that. Cool. I'm totally gonna stalk people now. More than I already do. This will make it easier.

Originally Posted by kichu

I didnt even realize you could do that. Cool. I'm totally gonna stalk people now. More than I already do. This will make it easier.

Lol. Way to go, Omi. You've created a monster.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Yup. I'm always viewing "Who's Online." A main reason, though, is that the list's periodic refreshing keeps me from auto-logging out when I go afk. So anytime I'm not at my keyboard, and I don't want to log out of DV, I put it on the "Who's Online" page.

But that's not to say that I don't like checking out who's viewing what when.

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

Originally Posted by Omicron

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

My brain just exploded.

Originally Posted by Omicron

Its weird. I always find myself viewing you viewing whos online viewing me viewing you viewing time paradox.

Oh god.

I lol'd pretty good at that one. Rofl.

Originally Posted by Serkat

So in good faith I recently bought a glass of honey, assuming it was what it said on the fucking box, HONEY, but it turned out to be a liquid fucking mess that flows all over the fucking place whenever I try to put it on a piece of bread or just ANYWHERE. It's useless, why would anyone sell such a pointless product? What, were they debating new food ideas when one guy said "Let's sell honey, except extremely liquid so that it becomes a tedious and tiresome procedure to consume, let alone clean up afterwards" and they all congratulated him on what a genius he is? What, are you kidding me? I might as well just drink it from a glass. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.

Originally Posted by A Roxxor

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.

Oh we have a bee expert. How's it going