Lucidnina vs. the Pizza Man

**nina** · 03-13-2005 03:12 PM

Ok so last night we ordered a pizza around 1:30ish.

The guy shows up an hour later and this is pretty much the conversation that ensued:

Pizza Guy(with gay "accent"): "OMG Thank god this was my last stop. I've had the worst stomch flu all day and it's been absolute hell!"
Me: "Oh...I'm sorry that sucks".
Pizza Guy: Yeah I just felt like absolutely horrible! I mean, when I was delivering here I had to pullover and, I mean...I just vomitted everywhere! It was so bad."
Me (no longer with having an appetite): Um. How much is it?
Pizza Guy: "Uhhhh 20 dollars". "But I mean...After I threw up...I'm kind of starting to feel better ya know. Like, now I'm actually hungry again...but I'm afraid to eat anything because I don't want to have to pull over and puke everywhere! again. OMG that was Awful!."
Me: "Um...here. Keep the change."

Right after this conversation the guy left and the pizza went straight into the garbage can. I'm sorry but that was the most disgusting thing for a pizza delivery guy to be telling ANYONE! I probably should have told him to take the pizza and shuv it because he had completely made me lose my appetite!!! Even if he did get sick that's the LAST thing someone wants to hear right as you are giving them their fucking food!! Anyway, I thought it was sick, and kinda funny...and I wanted to share the story hehe. People are WEIRD.

**Je33ica** · 03-13-2005 03:19 PM

how sad

**baconmastermind** · 03-13-2005 03:30 PM

I would definently have not eaten that pizza.

**Fetish** · 03-13-2005 03:54 PM

Nina did it have a " special " topping ?

**Joseph_Stalin** · 03-13-2005 03:57 PM

I am led to believe that this man had sexual relations with your pizza.

**jacobo** · 03-13-2005 03:58 PM

i've had a simlilar experience at denny's. the server wouldn't stop complaining about how sick she's been all week and how much it sucks to go to work sick... needless to say i just drank coffee and smoked some cigs while everyone else ate.

**Kaniaz** · 03-13-2005 04:52 PM

It's kind of retarded...maybe it is an plan to stop us from eating so we all starve?

**Fetish** · 03-13-2005 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Joseph_Stalin
I am led to believe that this man had sexual relations with your pizza.

my dirty mind is at work

gay pizza guy : ohhh pizza

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy :you ARE supream

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy : ohhh my look at your peperoni

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy : its the sausge the..SAUSEGE SSAAUGE SAAAASGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pizza: want a smoke?

**nina** · 03-13-2005 05:51 PM

Haha how did this coversation go from getting SICK on the side of the road...to "special toppings" on the pizza...to pizza sex. LOL.

**Joseph_Stalin** · 03-13-2005 06:13 PM

I don't believe I've ever had that kind of a sausage on my pizza before

**docKnubis** · 03-13-2005 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Joseph_Stalin
I am led to believe that this man had sexual relations with your pizza.

that is t the funnyest thing i have heard all day....

**Lex** · 03-13-2005 09:44 PM

oh man i feel sick myself now...

eewww
poor nina...

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 03-13-2005 10:24 PM

You know, you just can't make this stuff up...well, you can, but why would you want to?

**Lex** · 03-14-2005 12:02 AM

good point

**Seeker** · 03-14-2005 06:52 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwww! I'd have to give that pizza to the dogs

CT · 03-14-2005 07:01 AM

i'm hungry for pizza now, wtf.

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-14-2005 08:31 AM

Originally posted by greywolfpoet+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(greywolfpoet)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Joseph_Stalin

I am led to believe that this man had sexual relations with your pizza.

my dirty mind is at work

gay pizza guy : ohhh pizza

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy :you ARE supream

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy : ohhh my look at your peperoni

pizza: * squish squish *

gay pizza guy : its the sausge the..SAUSEGE SSAAUGE SAAAASGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pizza: want a smoke?[/b]

LMFAO

**Clairity** · 03-14-2005 11:41 AM

ewwww... ok, my stomach is really churning now..

{{ sympathy hurl }}

**Truthbearer** · 03-15-2005 03:29 AM

I'm starving at work and it's 4am, so no place that delivers. I would take pizza from a delivery guy like that in a heartbeat!

**Mickeys_Elbow** · 03-15-2005 04:05 AM

I'd take the pizza too. Yum Yum!

**sitboy** · 03-15-2005 10:34 AM

your a prissi little bitch.

**Kaniaz** · 03-15-2005 10:38 AM

sitboy was, once, funny and i could just about tolerate him. Now I think he is just an annoyance...'k bye

**nina** · 03-15-2005 12:56 PM

Originally posted by sitboy
your a prissi little bitch.

HA HA HA!!!! sitboy. Thank you....ahhh that really made me laugh. Really.

I hope you enjoy your last hours here you pathetic little piece of shit.

Oh YEAH....WHO THE HELL SPELLS "PRISSI" WITH TWO "I's" YOU IGNORANT LITTLE WORM!

**Howie** · 03-15-2005 03:56 PM

Originally posted by sitboy
your a prissi little bitch.

Can you give an explanation for being a stand out ass out of about 3000 members?
I suspect that number will decrease by one.

**Anima** · 03-15-2005 04:01 PM

Originally posted by sitboy
your a prissi little bitch.

Completly Uncalled for.

I suspect your punk ass will be booted from DV soon. Most people have had it with your n00bish attiude.

BAN SITBOY

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