One time at lunch I was trying to tell my friends I had a dream where I slept next to this guy, and instead I said I slept with him.They never let me forget it.
Hello, this topic is inspired by cl0se-y0ur-eyes's, ' How badly have you butchered lyrics?' topic.
Have you ever mis-said something infront of someone and it was really embarrising, funny, bad etc.
My example is that I once said Durex Puppy, instead of Andrex Puppy infront of my girlfriend's mother![]()
One time at lunch I was trying to tell my friends I had a dream where I slept next to this guy, and instead I said I slept with him.They never let me forget it.
"It was a dream! Can you control what you dream about, Hermione?" -HP7-9 Tasks-
It was an embarrassing sort of guy. LOL
"It was a dream! Can you control what you dream about, Hermione?" -HP7-9 Tasks-
Does this count?
One time when I was younger, year 4, I was off sick from school, I came back after a few days and the teacher said "Are you feeling better?"
The moment after I said "Yes" I threw up.
On another time I was at my nan's and my brother was always going on about getting a lizard, I told my nan about it and she asked what kind. Now the lizard was a chuckawalla. However I said "He's getting a fuckawalla".
I ususally have loads of these but can't think right now...
NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
Here's a story from a friend who teaches grade school.
Teacher: "Jimmy, I hear you got a new puppy. What kind is it?"
Jimmy (in front of the class, of course,): "It's one of those shit-dogs."
Yeahhhh. A shitzu.
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I meant to say that Italian girls are hot and accidentally replaced girls with guys...
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