Thread: Peeing On Seat of Public Bathroom - A Haiku

Not wise thing to do.
You might have to sit down too.
You'll have to go home.

Never sit
Upon the seat, in case
There's shit smears on it

Sorry, I tried to find a picture. But I just cannot put up with seeing any more pictures of people taking photos of shit coming out of their ass. Jesus fucking christ this world is sick.

Trying to aim true.
It is the work of marksmen.
...shot was a bit wide.

I don't really know what the big deal is with public restrooms.
It's not really often, that I come along a toilet that is 'unusable'.

But maybe my festial experienes did their part to toughen me out

I am unable
to pee in public places.
Unhappy stories.

My brother is odd
He can only go at home
Dude holds it a lot

I don't know about you guys, but Haikus have to be the lamest form of poetry ever. The only specification is number of lines and number of words.

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

I don't know about you guys, but Haikus have to be the lamest form of poetry ever. The only specification is number of lines and number of words.

Lame poems? I laugh
We have syllables, not words
This thread; amazing.
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I tried and tried, still
Seat too small, willy too big!
wrong combonation.
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How do you miss that?
Hah, Blind man's toilet is the
whole entire world.

Why delete, no-name? I liked that big picture.

Originally Posted by Xox

Why delete, no-name? I liked that big picture.

Which one? I had two pictures of big holes up.
http://moralauthority.files.wordpres...4/big_hole.jpg
http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-conten...uth_Africa.jpg
Self explanatory, first two matches on google iamges~
It didn't add much too the thread, and I thought it was much too big.

Now add a haiku
Before we de-rail this thread
Alright, Sweet Princess?

Peeing on the seat
never happens, for I am
telekinetic.

I drank more than a
gallon of water today
Gotta go real bad

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My brother is odd
He can only go at home
Dude holds it a lot

I have the same prob
First grade, a student said once
"I hear you peeeeing!"

I was scarred for life
No more could I public pee
It is sad story

I, too, pee at home
And it pisses off my mom.
Lol, 'pisses'....

You people are freaking terrible at writing haiku. Most of you, anyway. UM and O's first one were great, but meh...


Leaky faucets drip,
Industrial toilets flush—
Bears go in the woods.

Why pee on the pot?
Lots of things to pee on, ha!
Like on a cool tree.

Originally Posted by hellohihello

Why pee on pot?
Lots of things to pee on, ha!
Like a cool tree.

That's 4-7-4
Not 5-7-5; you're wrong.
I see that alot

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

That's 4-7-4
Not 5-7-5; you're wrong.
I see that alot

whoa. I swear I had the in the first line, and on, on the second.

Toilet leers like knife
Knife cannot leer; only in China.
This haiku made no sense.

Originally Posted by hellohihello

whoa. I swear I had the in the first line, and on, on the second.

No, no, no, no no.
You edited your damn post.
We see through your lies.

Each day, I'd rather
carry my disposable
bottle than piss-miss.

When I take a pee,
I am so very happy,
Then it disappears.

Pee haikus are cool
I like to talk about peeing
In poetic manner.

You missed the bowl, friend
Clean the floor with bleach or else
smell will permeate