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Pimp my bacon
No, really.
I have recently found myself burdened with copious amounts of bacon. Tons of it. The last few days I have been eating too much bacon, and now I am sick of it. Sick to the core. Just a few hours ago, I attempted to fry some bacon with some soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and pepper. It made no goddamn difference. It tasted exactly the damn same.
So my task to you: tell me what to do with all this bacon. I need to cook it in an original and/or tasty way. Be it an established recipe, something you made up that sounds good, something you made up that sounds bad, tell me them all. Preferably something using a fry pan, because at least I am semi-competent at using one of them, but other methods of cooking are fine. It doesn't have to just be a way of flavouring bacon or anything either; it can include other ingredients as well.
If it's not poisonous, I will probably try your recipe. Then tell you the degree to which it sucked/didn't suck. It'll be fun.
Go on, pimp my bacon, bros.
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- 05-07-2009 03:26 AM #3Dead Roach Samuel Achievements:
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Holy god-damn shit that looks unhealthy. By the look of it, it'll probably use up about one quarter of my bacon-stash, which would be really good. It'll probably kill me, too, which won't be good, though.
But I am doing that as soon as possible, and having a god-damn bacon party or something just to celebrate making such a thing.
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Wow, that bacon weave is pure genius! Whoever came up with that deserves a Nobel prize.
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All you need now is the sour cream (or Guacamole depending on your specific tastes)
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On top of Exo's suggestion, perhaps a bacon boat?
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- 05-07-2009 04:54 PM #7Banned
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Fucking greasy.
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"Hey, guys! Let's all have heart attacks together!"
- 05-07-2009 06:21 PM #9Distinct among snowflakes Achievements:
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Originally Posted by ExoByte 
I'm not sure if I'd ever be able to forgive myself for eating that.
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Looks like you'd gain about 5 pounds eating that. Originally Posted by no-name
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If you get tired of eating your bacon, you could always wear it.
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For those nights when you simply positively MUST have a BBLT
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I am already eating it. Like right now. I feel so fucking fat. Originally Posted by DuB
I'm not sure if I'd ever be able to forgive myself for eating that.
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Had some requests for pictures.
The first thing you must realise is that I am shit at cooking. The weave went well at first, but then when I tried to put it into the pan I realised it was at least twice too big for the pan. So I halved it, in the process halving the amount of manliness I will gain for making such a thing.
When it came to the folding, things went wrong pretty quickly. It kind of flopped in the pan and tore apart like a teenage girl's self-esteem, then bubbled a lot. And secondly, you must consider that I don't like my bacon really fried or anything. I like it cooked enough to be, well, cooked, but not crispy and shit. Yeah, I know it's weird. I have steak so rare you might as well not cook it first.
So all that is the reason why this thing looks so shit and small:
That's about a third of it, or something. I ate the rest. I'll get to that bit soon, once I stop weeping and smelling like bacon.
- 05-08-2009 01:58 PM #17Member
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Ok everybody. Time to post your Bacon Wrap photos!
Mine will probably be just the opposite of yours. If my bacon doesn't crumble when you look at it, it's not done enough. When I order my steaks at the Steak House I ask them to please remember to bring the power saw. To me, if it's not well done, well, it's not done.
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Oh my god Exo. That looks amazing: WILL MAKE.
- 05-09-2009 12:51 PM #19never better
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I eat a lot of shit that's bad for me... I mean a lot... but I doubt I'd ever eat that. Originally Posted by ExoByte [/URL]
Also, Kiza, you said you had bacon. I assumed you meant real bacon. Back bacon doesn't count as bacon. Back bacon is ham.
I LOVE BACON WRAPPED SHRIMP BECAUSE IT'S MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE FOOD WRAPPED AROUND MY NUMBER 3 FAVORITE FOOD.Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
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No way, Elis, bacon wrapped around scallops dipped in cocktail sauce... oh my GOD, one of the best dishes I've ever had the pleasure of stuffing my face with.
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- 05-10-2009 04:39 PM #21never better
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Hell yeah, I made bacon wrapped scallops for my mom's birthday a month ago.
They were divine.Let's do something that we'll regret when we're older.
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