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    1. 10-28-2009 02:39 AM #1
      iloveoct
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      some funny sayings

      A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.


      Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

      I want a man who's kind and understanding.
      Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?


      Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
      Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.



      Always drink upstream from the herd.
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    2. 10-28-2009 10:41 PM #2
      Xibran123
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      Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger. Haha
      As much as it's overused, you truly don't know what you have until it's gone. And when it is, you'll regret not appreciating everything she ever did or would do for you.
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