Thread: Staff Fun of 2007

Before sharing the full thread, we wanted to share...

Favorite Staff Quotes & Staff/Member Interactions

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The Issue of the THREE DOTS . . .
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We had some problems with the . . . thing...some people had trouble getting it right.... XD ...you wouldn't think it would be too difficult, but it seems further practice was necessary...

Originally Posted by Howie

(...)

Originally Posted by pj

Space 'em out there, Howie.

Good to see you practicing.

. . .

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

OH, they have to be spaced out precisely?

Got it.

. .
.

Wait, maybe I need more practice.

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

oops, i forgot it was dot space dot space dot space dot

so much for all that dot practice i was doing.

Originally Posted by pj

Space out those elipses, Seeker. You don't fit the mold.

.space.space. - in your user title!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

( . )( . )

teeheeeeeeeeeeeee

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

AME!! . [space] . [space] .!!!

Originally Posted by Aquanina

I know...right? Come on people...how hard is it? . . . lulz

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The Issue of the Disappearing Spam XD...
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This is totally all Burns' fault...because she is super-admin and can't handle spam...

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

So what do we do about the spam in philosophy?

Originally Posted by Burns

I took care of it I can't just let it sit there... must... delete... spammer...

and with that...

[Jeff777] 3:01 pm: Not only have the mods been hacked, but a few viagra and money making scam spammers have come out to play too.

and further more...

Originally Posted by pj

I had to clue O'nus in, after he saw his reported spam get cleaned up.

His response was to change his title and avatar and join in!

Originally Posted by Burns

Great! I knew they'd wonder where the spam went, but I couldn't just leave it there... at least O'nus is a good sport and is playing along without giving it away

[Jeff777] 4:13 pm: Apparently "since" the mods accounts have been hacked there was a spammer, (you know one of the bot spammers), I
was watching that profile closely...the profile got banned and the spammed thread got deleted.

LOL BURNS TEH SUPERADMIN SPAM EATER!! XD

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Who's Safooma??
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[Identity X] 4:12 pm: Who's safooma?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Hahaha @ Identity X: "Who's Safooma?"

They're on to you, TJ.

[born_2_kill] 9:18 pm: safooma

[born_2_kill] 9:18 pm: the same user is on [link]
[born_2_kill] 9:19 pm: and look at his signature..

[born_2_kill] 4:27 pm: itsa guy called Safooma [H]ard|Gawd
[born_2_kill] 4:27 pm: he has the same signature as asher and tornado joe
[born_2_kill] 4:27 pm: in this site

[born_2_kill] 4:33 pm: last time im gonna say this. Tornado Joe signature says : safooma - Doin' it for the Lulz.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

What the heck is safooma anyway?

Originally Posted by Tornado Joe

SAFOOMA: Acronym, Suck A Fart Out Of My Ass.

LMFAO!!!!

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Staff Quotes
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Originally Posted by ExoByte

epic lulz. this will be so full of win. viva la staff!

wer in ur DV. stealin ur memes.

Originally Posted by pj

It's all about the fuckability.

did I say that?

Originally Posted by edited

All these members are so concerned. I feel bad now.

Where are all the members I can't stand?

Originally Posted by Aquanina

and be careful, you really don't sound like a newb in chat just FYI

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Damn. You're right. I gotta start using one letter words and no punctuation.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Asher...

I am going to pleasure you sexually in ways you never thought possible.

Originally Posted by Burns

whoa I'm gonna hit 7000 posts inside our conspiracy!

Originally Posted by Seeker

I vote we change Pensive Patrick's avatar to Patrick from Sponge Bob when this is over.

Originally Posted by Seeker

Lulz!!!!!

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Favorite Member Quotes
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Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I think...I think Burns is trying to...communicate.

What is it, Burns? Why have you brought this plague upon us? Is this vengeance for the Viva la? Festive cheer? Doin' it for the lulz?

Try, Burns, try!

Originally Posted by Goldney

For everyone who is wondering what's going on:

A bot/daemon has exploited a vulnerability in the forum and has changed all the moderating teams accounts and is posting ". . ." It has only affected the moderators who have logged on recently.

Originally Posted by skysaw

If I had a choice between seeing the Chipmunks and having dental surgery, I'd pick the surgery.

Originally Posted by Clairity

. . .

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

She has a good point, it's a good film.

[Bonsay] 1:17 pm: Also, poor newbies. Imagine making a "hello I'm new here" thread and then gettin replies "..." from moderators

[Goldney] 1:18 pm: In fact, you're like bread.
[Goldney] 1:18 pm: Plain, flavourless, mainly filler.


[Merlock] 1:20 pm: Gah, asher needs to wake up and smell the ashes.
[DreamGuy] 1:20 pm: how will the staff get back in?
[Merlock] 1:20 pm: They can't.
[Merlock] 1:20 pm: Only asher can sort it out server-side.
[Goldney] 1:21 pm: And Asher is awol

Originally Posted by SolSkye

One or more of the mods had an idea about running a themed avatar running in lines with the illuminati all-seeing eye that many have expressed interest in as of late.

After agreeing on it, they thought it funny to fan out spamming thread with their ". . ." symbolizing they are watching as Big Brother watches over you. Orwellian 1984 style.

Am I close?

and then...

Originally Posted by SolSkye

Weird. It shows they aren't even online yet they are posting? Whats up with that?

Maybe they were hacked... :shrugs:

[Merlock] 1:22 pm: Oh, well, the newbies are safe.
[Merlock] 1:23 pm: The Newbie Zone isn't plagued.
[Siиdяed] 1:23 pm: thank goodness
[Siиdяed] 1:23 pm: that'd be like burning children

[Super Duck] 1:24 pm: this is disastorous
[Super Duck] 1:24 pm: DV is over
Super Duck comits suicide
[Siиdяed] 1:25 pm: no duck, nooo!
Super Duck can't spel 'comits'
Super Duck can't spell 'spel'
[Siиdяed] 1:25 pm: there's more to life than DV....oh god....
Siиdяed committs suicide

Super Duck is dead. The hacker gt him
[Siиdяed] 1:34 pm: oh noes!
[Goldney] 1:35 pm: Teehee AlexD's been affected.
[Siиdяed] 1:35 pm: urgh
[Super Duck] 1:35 pm: noooooooo!
[Super Duck] 1:35 pm: not alex

[dodobird] 1:39 pm: maybe it's kaniaz

[Siиdяed] 1:40 pm: I still think it's Seeker, doin' it for the lulz

Originally Posted by DreamGuy

1:42 pm: maybe we should try to hack DV back anyone know how?

[Jdeadevil] 2:05 pm: Just look at some of the staffs profiles
[Jdeadevil] 2:05 pm: Their avatars have all changed to a specific avatar
[Jdeadevil] 2:05 pm: Their titles are ". . .
[Jdeadevil] 2:06 pm: And they keep posting on threads saying ". . ."
[Jdeadevil] 2:06 pm: But it's all just a robot

[born_2_kill] 2:48 pm: it will end up by saddam hussein will resurect, and saveDV

[Merlock] 2:48 pm: And, aye, not good at all. Asher has forsaken us. The end is nearer evermore.

[Eminence~] 2:49 pm: The end of DV? Hogwash.

[Jeff777] 2:52 pm: Lol mark, that's soo unlike clairity to put up a cultish all seeing eye of horus eminating in front of the sun....unless she threw
some seductive lips somewhere in the picture...then maybe.

[Super Duck] 2:54 pm: OK, look at this. the 'hacker' just psoted 3 ...s in 2 mins
[Merlock] 2:54 pm: That's slow for a bot...
[Merlock] 2:54 pm: But too much time spent for a living person

[Bonsay] 3:01 pm: But Asher wouldn't joke like that
[Bonsay] 3:01 pm: He is Top Cola inc.

[bro] 3:03 pm: Seeker is online
[Jeff777] 3:03 pm: The real seeker?

[Jeff777] 3:03 pm: haha
[Jeff777] 3:03 pm: seeker's not hacked.
[Merlock] 3:03 pm: Seeker's avatar is back to normal.

[Merlock] 3:06 pm: Or maybe it'll be normal rain and Seeker is now dancing a Rain Dance around the forum software, reviving the admin accounts
(me is --> @ that)

[Merlock] 3:07 pm: Seeker -was- hacked.
[Super Duck] 3:07 pm: Seeker's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SadieM] 3:07 pm: Maybe we are doomed...

[mark] 3:08 pm: lol does anyone else think this panic is really funny

[Jdeadevil] 3:11 pm: Seeker's the only one with "..." in this signitur
[Bonsay] 3:12 pm: Seeker has the wrong dots

[Jdeadevil] 3:12 pm: He has "..." in his sig
[Super Duck] 3:12 pm: thedots dont have spaces between them
[Super Duck] 3:12 pm: ... not . . .
[Bonsay] 3:13 pm: But his dots are wrong
[Merlock] 3:13 pm: That's...odd.
[Spartiate] 3:13 pm: Maybe the hacker just got lazy

[SadieM] 3:20 pm: I know it will. THE POWER OF LUCID COMMANDS IT!

[Jeff777] 3:20 pm: I feel like we're in the middle of a war, seeking out some kind of mutated predator...yet we have no weapons lol.

[Spartiate] 3:24 pm: Maybe Asher was going bankrupt, and this is his no-frills way of getting out of it?

Super Duck wets pants

[Super Duck] 8:29 pm: Now look hre you dumbass twat. What the fuck are you playing
at? It's all to do with you isn' it, all this hacking and '. . .' and all-seeing-eye shit. I don't
know or care what the fuck you want, but just do it in another goddamn forum.


DreamGuy] 8:38 pm: [DreamGuy] 8:38 pm: are you the hacker
[DV chat] 8:38 pm: no
[DreamGuy] 8:38 pm: then why are you acting like one?
[DV chat] 8:38 pm: for the lulz

[Super Duck] 3:50 pm: i dont think the mods did this as a joke. they wouldnt be able to bear the cluttery threads and posts etc

[freefire] 4:05 pm: gwendolyn moonbeam and barbizzle havent been infected
[freefire] 4:05 pm: so this couldnt be a staff trick
[freefire] 4:05 pm: or else they would do it for the whole staff
[freefire] 4:05 pm: why would they leave people out
[Pensive Patrick] 4:05 pm: maybe they just havent been online yet
[freefire] 4:05 pm: exactly
[freefire] 4:05 pm: they havent been infected yet.

[Pensive Patrick] 4:07 pm: hey, i wonder if you could post completely innapropiate stuff, and the staff couldnt delete it
[Pensive Patrick] 4:08 pm: it could turn into total anarchy!

[Super Duck] 4:17 pm: someone told me the mods were planning an all seeing eye themed avatar thing among the staff a while back. search all
seeing eye on google images

WHO??? lulz!

[suttsman] 4:33 pm: all the mods are posting . . .
[Pastro] 4:33 pm: O rly

[DreamGuy] 4:35 pm: Amethyst Star is online!!!!
[DreamGuy] 4:35 pm: mod!!
[Spartiate] 4:35 pm: CRAP
[Spartiate] 4:35 pm: Tell her to go offline!!!
[Spartiate] 4:35 pm: She'll get zombified
[suttsman] 4:35 pm: You deserve it
[Pensive Patrick] 4:35 pm: AMTHEYS STAR!
[Jeff777] 4:35 pm: ames is looking at her control panel
[Pensive Patrick] 4:35 pm: get her in here!
[DreamGuy] 4:35 pm: nooooooooooooooo
[suttsman] 4:35 pm: uh oh
[DreamGuy] 4:35 pm: FUCK
[Pensive Patrick] 4:35 pm: quick!
[Spartiate] 4:35 pm: Lol, I sense she's gone ...
[Jeff777] 4:35 pm: I noticed she is sporting the "eye of horus" as well
[Pensive Patrick] 4:35 pm: get the mod in here!
[suttsman] 4:35 pm: we're gonna die
[DreamGuy] 4:35 pm: her Avvy is the eye
[Spartiate] 4:36 pm: Zombified?
[Spartiate] 4:36 pm: Lol
[Spartiate] 4:36 pm: Good day not to be a staff...

That was EPIC LULZ right there!

And more...

[Jeff777] 4:38 pm: I bet
[Jeff777] 4:39 pm: That the mods are in here right now on invisible mode
[Pensive Patrick] 4:39 pm: i bet they are
[born_2_kill] 4:39 pm: and we , as litle fools trickling about them
[Pensive Patrick] 4:39 pm: BASTARDS
[Jeff777] 4:39 pm: laughing at us.
[Pensive Patrick] 4:39 pm: SHOW YOURSELVES
[born_2_kill] 4:39 pm: i bet they are laughing right now
[Pensive Patrick] 4:39 pm: oh yeah and please dont ban me
[Pensive Patrick] 4:39 pm: BASTARDS



[Jeff777] 6:09 pm: Lol we've talked about nothing but the hacker for almost 6 hours straight...why? We do it for the lulz

[Kushna Mufeed] 6:23 pm: I bet the mods are working on it. They've probably formed ranks and are raiding the hacker's home right now.

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Thanks for the EPIC LULZ guys...we hope you enjoy this. As we've said, sorry to those who were offended. We really do lurves ju all wery much! It was all in meant in good fun. Cheers...



And now - onto the thread in its entirety! Enjoy!

For discussion of this thread, please see the Discussion of "Staff Fun of 2007" thread.

I actually wasn't entirely kidding in the other thread , I personally think we should have some fun with this! Maybe if we're a little more free spirited, it'll reflect within the community.

Anyway, I thought it'd be fun for us to post some clever ideas, just for fun or that we could actually carry out, that we could use to have some fun with the members, and even play on what they've commented. For example, as I mentioned before: Edit the members masks to make the Offtopic section seem gone, and put an announcement titled "We did it for the lulz."

This one would be really fun too. Get everyone in the staff to change their avatar's to swastika's and our user titles to something like "Gestapo" or "DSS: Dreamviews Secret Police." As an added bonus we could go onto Google translator and speak only in German

Zer ist no secret group
any furzer talk, and zee Gestapo vill strip you naked and z-throw you in zee cells

I love the general idea.

Pick some group other than the Nazis though... maybe the hammer and sickle.

**EDIT**

No - let's all use THIS:



Now we just need to pick a day!

This is going to be awesome!

What does that eye thing mean?

Its the eye of Amun Ra I think. Aka The all seeing eye(which is also the name of the pic if you right click and check the properties )

ahhh I see... Yes, we are All Seeing and we are WATCHING you...

Think we could pull this off sometime tomorrow night say? Or should we give it a bit more notice?

Maybe we should make sure the rest of the staff are on board first. To have maximum effect, all the active staff members would need to be involved.

I'm game. We can even make our own post in the Lounge or something "warning of the impending doom!"

DVSP: DV Secret Police.

Sunday evening would be better for me, but I'd rather wait longer if we can get more people onboard.

I'm in!

Sunday evening is good for me, as I'm not gonna be here tonight.

Viva la Staff?

I really don't think we should be changing anybody's avatars for them. If they aren't on board, that's just the way it goes.

We're just going to have to go with what we have, unless somebody wants to try contacting those currently MIA.

I'll send a few PMs, but we'll probably be good with what we have. After all, its these few active ones that everyone really notices anyway.

Ok.

And when we complete the transition, we need to make sure that at least ONE of us posts in EVERY active thread.

Saying nothing, of course. Just ". . . "

Sounds good.

Just realized I can only BCC only 5 people at a time. Ah well, not a big issue.

EDIT: Actually that worked nicely.

We should do the blank postings only in the off-topic forums though.

Cool, Exo. Thank you.

I won't be around tomorrow (Sunday) night until late (work party), and I have to work early til mid afternoon on Monday.

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so evil... count me in

Well, I'd like to wait until we can arrange to have most of us here - at least those of us who are active. No way do I want Burns or Seeker to miss the fun!

Originally Posted by pj

Well, I'd like to wait until we can arrange to have most of us here - at least those of us who are active. No way do I want Burns or Seeker to miss the fun!

aw thanks, pj I don't want to miss the fun either!

Just let me know what day. Couple of questions/clarifications:

1) Do WE need to change our avatars to the "eye" or will it be done for us?

2) We should ONLY post in the off-topic forums for that entire day?

I'm suddenly feeling very evil too (and I like it)!

Edit.. just saw the answer to the avatar question.. we will be changing our own. Still like question 2 answered.

Yes, we should all change our own avatars - and make sure we have backups of our originals!

And yes, I think only posting empty messages in the off-topic forums for the day (or evening or whatever we end up deciding on) would be PERFECT. Whatever we do should be sustained for a 24 hour period, methinks, so that our entire shift of members will get the full benefit!