Thread: stop global warming

Meh. I reckon our grandchildren will deal with it just fine.

we need to eat more cows
stop them farting

and quit with the veggie diets
foliage absorbs CO2
we need them alive

I reckon we can solve this with some sort of giant machine...preferably running on oil...and maybe aerosol cans can come into it somewhere...hmm...

and an enormous 1000 watt lightbulb?

Open our eyes? Why would we do that. That's stupid. The sun would burn them. Duh.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Open our eyes? Why would we do that. That's stupid. The sun would burn them. Duh.

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

.... we've been gettin cleaner for 100 years now... stfu.

Urgh, too late to change anything. Let's let the planet burn.

I say this presuming I, of course, will not be burned in any way.

Originally Posted by Ynot

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

replace it with a energy saving light bulb maybe or recycle the sun

...we're trying to think of sensible solutions, please, Dreamhope11.

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

replace it with a energy saving light bulb maybe or recycle the sun

now that's an idea

but how to get rid of the sun....
could we burn it?

Originally Posted by Michael

.... we've been gettin cleaner for 100 years now... stfu.

??? cleaner in china a nuclear plant is built every week

Originally Posted by Ynot

damn sun
cause of all the problems in the first place

we need to get rid of it

Good idea. Think with a few mirrors and a magnifying glass we could reflect the sun's rays back at it and burn it like an ant?

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

??? cleaner in china a nuclear plant is built every week

Gotta say, its defiantly cleaner on the boards without those periods and commas. They took up so much room. We're way better off without grammar.

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Good idea. Think with a few mirrors and a magnifying glass we could reflect the sun's rays back at it and burn it like an ant?

you're TOO late

I made the "burning the sun" joke

Me

HA

Originally Posted by Ynot

now that's an idea

but how to get rid of the sun....
could we burn it?

no not burn it we get a huge rope and tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

no not burn it we get a huge rope and tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

No, not burn it! We get a huge rope, tie it around it and pull it away, easy!

...hmmm, I likes it with grammar in.

I'm against this.

I'm for global warming.

Originally Posted by Ynot

you're TOO late

I made the "burning the sun" joke

Me

HA

BLAST!

Well its a good idea. Lets do that.

Plan B: We put the Sun into a calculator and divide by 0.

Originally Posted by Grod

I'm against this.

I'm for global warming.

BURN HIM

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Gotta say, its defiantly cleaner on the boards without those periods and commas. They took up so much room. We're way better off without grammar.

i thnk yv gt t bt lts g ll th wy nd gt rd f vwls t thn wll dfntly sv th plnt

(I think you've got it, but lets go all the way and get rid of vowels too. Then we'll definately save the planet.)

ok ok someone just make a ladder to the sun and find the turn heat lower setting

Why not just get the neighborhood handyman to fix the ozone? The ladder would be much cheaper that way.

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

ok ok someone just make a ladder to the sun and find the turn heat lower setting

well that's just silly.....

C'mon, Dreamhope, stay on topic please. We don't want any 'silly little suggestions' do we?