Thread: That's me, the bitch on a chain.

Okay, so I was at the Vans Warped Tour yesterday, and I had a blast! I was there with a friend on a press pass while he covered the event for a local publication. We were walking around taking pictures, and I saw this chick leading a guy aroung on a chain. "Hey, get a picture of them" I said. So he did. We stopped and talked to them for a minute, and I asked her how well that leash worked for controlling her gimp. "You wanna find out?" she asks me. ... Sure! Why not? So she takes the chain off of this guy and puts it around my neck, and proceds to drag me around the park. Alright. I was expecting a demonstration, but I didn't expect to be the gimp myself! After marching me around for a while, she turns around and grabs my nipple. Hard. She gave it a good twist and told me to get on all fours and bark like a dog. Well, it took some painful persuasion on her part, but she eventually convinced me it was a good idea. So there I am, with a steel chain around my neck, on my hands and knees at her feet, barking like a dog ... and my two little brothers showed up out of nowhere. Perfect! So eventually, my friend buys me back from this chick for a dollar, and the chain comes off. "Do you want to bite me?" she asks, and for some reason, I decided that was a damned fine idea. "How hard?" "As hard as you want." I don't think I drew blood, but I do think I awakened a freak in me. I wanted blood! We went our separate ways after that, my friend and I laughing about the whole thing, the sheer freak factor, the impecable timing of my punk-ass little bros.

Later on, we walked up to a big two-story pavilion for some shade and a little rest. ... And guess who was there? She was there with her gimp and some other friends. She calls me over, and I don't hesitate to obey. That's right, I'm her bitch now. She has me sit down in front of her and then proceeds to give me one of the best massages I've ever had. That led to some mutual biting and fondling and sucking on each other's tongues for a while. All this time, her gimp is sitting right there being completely ignored and looking somewhat defeated. I almost felt bad for the guy, except that I didn't really care!

So, all said and done, kick ass party! I have a feeling this chick is going to hurt me in some creative ways in the near future. And so help me, I think I'll be a grateful little bitch for it.