Oh no!
If we target to get kids smoking at a younger age, this should lead to a sharp increase in cigarette sales.
& unfortunately a sharper increase in smoking related deaths as well.
I play broccoli with checkers every night.

Oh no!
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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The Chinese government is the largest producer of cigarettes, so I've heard. Maybe this is how they plan to cut down the population.
This reminds me of when some guys bet I couldn't make a basketball shot with a lit cigarette in my hand. I made it and then they told me I was born to be a smoker. I don't smoke btw.
Last edited by Black_Eagle; 07-25-2009 at 04:34 PM.
Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

Seriously???
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Sad. That kid will be dead before he's 30.

Saves money on binkies, that's for sure.

Instead of cigarettes, they should let him do something that can make lots of money. I mean he learned how to hold,light, and puff a cigarette at age 2, he could do anything.
if you can read this then you are about to be punched

You could train him to play blackjack, like a chimp!

I can't get over how cute it is watching him/her using a lighter.
White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
Haha, a little chinese kid using a lighter to light a long ass cigarette is hilarious. Stupid Chinese people.
You do this every fucking time.
No sweat.
No tears.
No guilt.
You do this every fucking time.
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That's just stupid.

What an adorable little boy- too bad his care taker is an idot.
Thankfully, the little one wasn't inhaling (yet, but mouth cancer happens even if you don't inhale)
"I think duping is fun. I want to dupe butterflies in jars and build a butterfly jar fort."- Exitalis re: Skyrim
So much for child-resistant lighters.![]()
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Hmmm. Gotta hand it to the kid though...he's talented. Makes me wonder if he's really a two year old or just a short man.![]()

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529041,00.html
A man from the city of Tianjin in China admits to getting his 2-year-old son hooked on cigarettes. The man’s son was born with a hernia, and, being too young for an operation, the father taught his son how to smoke to ease the pain.
The child smokes a pack a day, and doesn’t want to quit.
"The Guinness Book of World Records is unlikely to accept the feat, as it has refused such requests before on the grounds that it "promoted a harmful habit.”
I play broccoli with checkers every night.
Wow, this is so stupid. The kid is going to have lung cancer by age 25 or a series of smoking related complications.
fuck them up their stupid asses lol
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