Thread: What do you steal?

Lol, good thread. I'm kinda bad when it comes to stealing... because I've never been caught I guess.

I steal anything from gas (I never pay for that), to electronics at walmart... even though the beepers go off, I have a great way to get around that, but you have to buy something.

Also, I steal plasma TVs from a condo I worked at. Got 3 of em.

Steal clothes from the mall....

I used to steal liquor from the restuarant I worked at. good times.

Much much more... Sorry I'ma theif, but at least I haven't done it in a few months, since the TVs made me a couple thousand.

Why didn't you tell us what you steal?

EDIT: Everything i said here was false.... it was just story someone told me.

Does software and movies count?
Just asking of course, I would never do anything of the sort

I steal the show, darling

now, where's the boy got to with my skinny latte

Nothing, I don't think I steal anything.. Never needed to. I earn my money and buy what I want with that - Don't pass off other stories as my own, as liers are always found out..

I would like to think I have stolen someone's heart though

(I'll get my coat)

I've never stolen from a store, though I have got software free, through my magical powers. I have probably stolen a few stories, not taking credit, but I've taken a story, that a friend told me, and passed it off as a story I once heard, without specifying any certain person. My friend always says "So my father's brother's son told me this story...", and telling another person that, seems weird "I got this story from a friend, who got the story from his father, who got the story from his brother who has a son, who heard a story about...".

See my point :p?

I would be wary of what illegal activities you guys admit to here...

I guess I'm a pretty honest guy. Maybe I've taken a highlighter home from work, or used the company printer for personal use now and then, but all pretty tame. If there's one thing I'm definitely not interested in, it is going to prison.

I found a ruler on my locker at school... I stole it

I never stole anything.

If any neighbors' trees have fruit I like I'll swipe it.

I knew a guy at college a semester ago who'd steal ink cartridges from Wal-Mart by taking the cartridges out of their boxes, remove the magnetic card, and he then would put the things in his cart under a bag of dog food.

He'd also steal video game CDs by taking the CDs out of the box and would slip them into 12 packs of soda. I think he was finally caught but I'm not sure.

The only things I've ever stolen are dust particles.

Originally Posted by Burns

I would be wary of what illegal activities you guys admit to here...

I said, everything I said was false. I dont steal anything. Stealing is bad.

Originally Posted by Burns

I would be wary of what illegal activities you guys admit to here...

As long as no one lays down a detailed description of that bank in Utah they robbed, they'll be alright. Most people steal plenty of harmless things to not have to admit to anything too big.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

As long as no one lays down a detailed description of that bank in Utah they robbed, they'll be alright. Most people steal plenty of harmless things to not have to admit to anything too big.

Stealing is stealing, no matter if it's big or small. Thats why "SWIM" steals expensive stuff... So there is more money involved, but a bigger punishment if he gets caught.

Sooo... you robbed a bank in Utah? or I mean SWIY...

I steal peoples hearts, does that count?

Fuck hearts, steal souls.

We have to pay for printing here unless we supply our own paper.. and I can't go buy a stack thing of paper because that's too expensive for me (it's so sad). So one time I found paper in a printer that was supposed to be empty, like 10 sheets or something, and it seriously made my day.

Have stolen fruit from farmers' trees.

Also lots of pens from companies like..the bank and whatnot.

Paper, you know in school when you ask to borrow paper and never give any back?

Originally Posted by Burns

I would be wary of what illegal activities you guys admit to here...

As would I, not only for legal reasons, largely pertaining to the site, but for reasons of respect and reputation, as well.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Fuck hearts, steal souls.

Well, though they do have that squishy wetness, I personally prefer the real thing. Souls ain't worth much on the organ market, either.


I am, partly because of how I was raised, and partly because of who I am, a pretty honest guy. The worst thing I've ever 'stolen' is music through peer-to-peer programs, and quite honestly, I don't really see that as stealing, though I realize that a lot do. I have a particular way of looking at it, which is likely wrong, but oh well. That's the extent of my 'not completely lawful acquisitions'.

Air.

People passing stories off as their own..... People do that? People lie but pass stories off as their own?!?!

I had a friend who um stole some Boxes of some stuff, and box with some cans in it, and some packs of gum, and small stuff like that...

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

As would I, not only for legal reasons, largely pertaining to the site, but for reasons of respect and reputation, as well.



Well, though they do have that squishy wetness, I personally prefer the real thing. Souls ain't worth much on the organ market, either.


I am, partly because of how I was raised, and partly because of who I am, a pretty honest guy. The worst thing I've ever 'stolen' is music through peer-to-peer programs, and quite honestly, I don't really see that as stealing, though I realize that a lot do. I have a particular way of looking at it, which is likely wrong, but oh well. That's the extent of my 'not completely lawful acquisitions'.

Well this is why I say everybody steals.

You may not consider it stealing, but the owner of the material still does; and pretty much everybody feels like they aren't really hurting anybody, or that they have a certain entitlement when they steal.

Originally Posted by Michael

Stealing is stealing, no matter if it's big or small. Thats why "SWIM" steals expensive stuff... So there is more money involved, but a bigger punishment if he gets caught.

Sooo... you robbed a bank in Utah? or I mean SWIY...

SWIM?

p.s. where'd you get that Alex Grey animation in your sig?