Thread: What to expect in Hatha Yoga class?

hot girls.

... judging by when i would walk past the yoga rooms at the gym and watching namaste yoga on tv (gaah those women are gorgeous). and i actually have some experience with yoga, i'm not just ogling.

You'll prob be the only guy there so no worries. Let the women knkow your not feminine by staring at their firm, yet plum asses.

Awwww shit!!! I'm gonna cancel that class. If I'm the only guy in that class I'd rather not join lol!

but.. but... you'll get more attention!

Originally Posted by cygnus

but.. but... you'll get more attention!

But they'll think I'm some kind of perverts lol.

if you don't suck at it and keep from staring at them when they're doing cat lifting then they'll find you intriguing.






ummmmmm..... do it.

Originally Posted by cygnus

if you don't suck at it and keep from staring at them when they're doing cat lifting then they'll find you intriguing.






ummmmmm..... do it.

that'll be hard lmao! Seriously, the yoga class starts in a few weeks and I'm scared that I would be the only guy there. And grasshopper's advice probably get me kicked out.

LMAO Cygnus that's good motivation. But remember Bonthan, you'll also have your ass sticking out in the air waiting for something...

I'd go. Or you could go check it out before joining and just see what it's about. I know a few straight guys who do yoga. I also know a few gay guys who do yoga. Same for women. It'll probably be hard to have a good session and relax if you're going to focus on the fact that women and men alike have their asses in the air than on the yoga itself.

Originally Posted by Shift

LMAO Cygnus that's good motivation. But remember Bonthan, you'll also have your ass sticking out in the air waiting for something...

I'd go. Or you could go check it out before joining and just see what it's about. I know a few straight guys who do yoga. I also know a few gay guys who do yoga. Same for women. It'll probably be hard to have a good session and relax if you're going to focus on the fact that women and men alike have their asses in the air than on the yoga itself.

ah Shift, Shift, Shift. You're worsening my fear lol. And does Hatha yoga consists of lots of ass in the air motion?

Originally Posted by bonthan

ah Shift, Shift, Shift. You're worsening my fear lol. And does Hatha yoga consists of lots of ass in the air motion?

Seriously though. Just go and check the place out. Ask if you can look in on a session. See what it's like for yourself. It may depend on the people, the area, the instructor, whatever.

Originally Posted by Shift

Seriously though. Just go and check the place out. Ask if you can look in on a session. See what it's like for yourself. It may depend on the people, the area, the instructor, whatever.

The problem is that this is a class in college and it's not started yet. Two things i'm afraid of is that the girls will think I'm gay, or they think that i'm a pervert.

I see that you're a woman, Shift. Imagine that you're in a yoga class full of women. Then a guy comes in, what would you think? What if he's good looking and muscular, do you think that he's gay?

Yoga isn't just for women. But it is mostly woman, which is good because your not gay right? If you are worried about them thinking your gay then strike up a convo and next thing you know you're looking at a book called the Kama Sutra getting the best lay of your life. These yoga pratcitioners are very liberated so to speak.

Fuck, I need to join a yoga gym.

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

Yoga isn't just for women. But it is mostly woman, which is good because your not gay right? If you are worried about them thinking your gay then strike up a convo and next thing you know you're looking at a book called the Kama Sutra getting the best lay of your life. These yoga pratcitioners are very liberated so to speak.

Fuck, I need to join a yoga gym.

I don't understand what does strike up a convo means?

strike up a conversation. Which means talk to the sultry babes in your class...

Originally Posted by bonthan

The problem is that this is a class in college and it's not started yet. Two things i'm afraid of is that the girls will think I'm gay, or they think that i'm a pervert.

I see that you're a woman, Shift. Imagine that you're in a yoga class full of women. Then a guy comes in, what would you think? What if he's good looking and muscular, do you think that he's gay?

I'd think, Oh there's a guy in my yoga class. Cool.

If you don't behave like a faggot (limp wrist lisping all out), no one will know that you are gay, if you are gay. Since you aren't gay, you have nothing to worry about. Man up and at least check it out. If you're so concerned about making the distinction between straight and gay, then act like a 'real' man and do it. Have some balls.

^ Was that a better approach?

Why are you so worried about your image? you wont last in the military with that kind of attitude, the guys all shower naked together, and you will just say "ew gross you are naked". This is not the military but i was giving an example.

well that's a weird juxtaposition. i think yoga and the military have pretty opposite aims.

Originally Posted by cygnus

well that's a weird juxtaposition. i think yoga and the military have pretty opposite aims.

I am talking about image, not aims. If you can't take Yoga because you might be considered "gay" you really wont last the military because a bunch of naked guys showering together.

that's like saying i can't enjoy pistachio pudding because men have nuts.

Yea I don't understand how the military is related to this at all...

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

I am talking about image, not aims. If you can't take Yoga because you might be considered "gay" you really wont last the military because a bunch of naked guys showering together.

C'mon give me a break. I would shower with naked guys (even though I'm straight) if I'm supposed to and also everyone is doing the same thing, but I'm not in the military. But in this yoga class I might be the only guy and that's the problem now.

Originally Posted by Shift

I'd think, Oh there's a guy in my yoga class. Cool.

If you don't behave like a faggot (limp wrist lisping all out), no one will know that you are gay, if you are gay. Since you aren't gay, you have nothing to worry about. Man up and at least check it out. If you're so concerned about making the distinction between straight and gay, then act like a 'real' man and do it. Have some balls.

^ Was that a better approach?

Won't I be thought as a pervert being there though?

No, you'd be thought of as a guy at a yoga class?

Honestly, I don't understand what the problem is

Ok, I've done some hatha yoga classes before (I'm a guy) and it was totally cool! There were mostly girls in my class, but there were a few guys - enough to not be too weirded out. Most of the girls doing the class are not going to even notice you're there - yoga is an internal thing and they'll be doing the exercises and concentrating more on the movements rather than worrying if a dude is staring at their arse.

It's one of the best forms of exercise, and will make you feel totally awesome after doing it, and bonus: it's a class filled with flexible girls in tight clothing doing very interesting stretches.

Do the class. You won't regret it.