Thread: What layer of hell are YOU going to?

I got sent to Level 1 (Limbo)

I got sent to Layer 5. How unexpected.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level 2 Yay! At least I will have good company 8)

Originally posted by The 'are you going to hell?' test
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

HOLY FUCKING SACRED MOTHER OF GOD!!!

I wasn't thinking i'd be buried that deep! I thought i'd be a heretic or better! Instead it turns out i'm gonna be hangin' with the lead cloaked whipping demons.

woo i have some company then, lome!

i didnt think i was that bad either but turns out im malicious, a thief and occultist. go me.

HOLY FUCKING SACRED MOTHER OF GOD!!! Shocked[/b]

And that would probobly be why you got sent there.[/i]

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Gah didn’t think it would come out that bad im a good boy :-)

I got Limbo.

HA HA! *points finger and laughs at you all*

Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage.

-Amé

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage. ~Amé

lucky biotch!

im sure youll have SOME company from DV, not EVERYWONE here can be a total sinner.

well while me and lome get whipped by dark demons you sit around getting bored and waiting for your sentance to pass so you can get into heaven. grr!

Nah, I love you all! I'll talk to the Big Guy Upstairs and see if you can get an extended stay in Pergatory rather than a circle of Hell. We'll see what happens, though.

-Amé

You're supposed to take pity on the people going to hell, or god will send you there as well, won't he?

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Nah, I love you all! I'll talk to the Big Guy Upstairs and see if you can get an extended stay in Pergatory rather than a circle of Hell. We'll see what happens, though.

-Amé

woo! Ames gonna manipulate God into getting me outta hell!

i wonder if i could become a ghost...that would rock!

i could go in other peoples houses and...






actually i thnk thats the sort of thoughts that are getting me into hell
psst!If he makes you choose between me and Lome, pick me!

At least i get company in the limbo

Apparently you are in the company of Juilius Caesar in Limbo.

along with other post-whores too!

but you can go and sit in a booth and confess some stuff to the priest and you're all fine again right?

Originally posted by Kaniaz
You're supposed to take pity on the people going to hell, or god will send you there as well, won't he?

I think its more a case of out of sight out of mind so dont get your hopes up :-)

I think that works, if you truly repent your sins and stuff. Just confessing it without meaning it won't get you off the hook.

Originally posted by Seeker
Level 2 Yay! At least I will have good company 8)

Lustful eh.

Hey Seeker! I'll see you in hell...haha.

Purgatory!

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
HA HA! *points finger and laughs at you all*

Looks like I'm the only one gonna be sittin' pretty in Pergatory. Probably get lonely, but I think I'll manage.

-Amé

Me too. Unexpectedly. I expected level 9.

You may as well look for me down there too, nina...

Originally posted by Truthbearer
You may as well look for me down there too, nina...

Awesome...I can't wait, it'll be a party...and apparently while this whirlwind is whipping us all around...we still get to have sex. Nice. And hang out with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra...hotties.

haha...only kidding!