Thread: Whats up with Paperdoll EP and MUFFINS!!!

Muffin recipe:

Get one packet Martha White muffin mix
Mix with 1/2 cup milk
Spoon into greased muffin pans
Cook at 350 for 20 minutes

Fresh hot *muffins*

OH COMEONE there must be more recipes, its thanksgiving.

alright, spit them out...ill post some later when i have some time in a couple hours!

its for paperdoll, and you know, everyone loves that metal loving goth girl.


cheers to you all [paperdoll especially!!! ]

Imagine your brain as a canister filled with ink, yeah, now think of your body as the pen where the ink resides
Fuse the two: KAPOW! what are you now?
your the human magic marker, won't you please suprise my eyes?![/b]

ok heres a good recipe for ONION BEER MUFFINS [eww]
Muffins don't have to be sweet to be good. Serve these at your next barbecue.

3 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon crushed dried basil
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 (12-ounce) can beer, allowed to go flat and at room temperature
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 large egg
1 small onion, very finely chopped
1 egg white
1 tablespoon water
Preheat oven to 350°F (175°).
Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, basil, pepper and garlic powder in a large bowl, make a well in center and set aside.
In another bowl, whisk together the beer, oil and onion.
Pour the liquid mixture into the well of the flour mixture, stirring just until combined, do not over mix. (The dough will be sticky.)
Fill a greased muffin tin about two-thirds full with dough.
Beat egg white with water; brush top of muffins. Let stand for 10 minutes then bake for 25 minutes, or until center springs back when lightly pressed.
Cool for 5 minutes before removing from the muffin tin. Serve immediately.
Makes 1 to 1 1/2 dozen muffins


and heres a MUFFIN RECIPE site... http://www.cooksrecipes.com/breads/muffin-recipes.html

I'm floating down a river, oars freed from their holes long ago.
Lying face up on the floor of my vessel
I marvel at the stars and feel my heart overflow[/b]

ah I remember that episode of invader Zim...

Zim got hit in the head by a muffin; Dib threw it. because of that Zim made dib go through his whole life in his mind thinking he was great only to awake being hit by a muffin (Zims payback)

ah, those were the best moments on tv

Do you know the muffin maam, the muffin maam, the muffin maam?

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I'm floating down a river, oars freed from their holes long ago.
Lying face up on the floor of my vessel
I marvel at the stars and feel my heart overflow[/b]

Originally posted by Serinanth

My mom makes awsome banana nut bread muffins.. hmm she makes some good expresso muffins, pumpkin bread blueberry... crap *droool*

Methinks those last two words you used shoont be used together, dude...

jes kidding.

I'm actually a pie man myself (no comments from Lowercase please ) -lemon meringue or Dutch appllllllllllllllllllles!

Ze lemon poppyseed or cranberry orange muffins are pretty goot, though. Bran? Not a fan...

Actually, I also like pie better, hehe

its not me who you should be worried about, watch your back cause paperdoll will kill you if you say you like pie.

but i love banana bread muffins!!!

if the wind blew me in the right direction, would i even care?
i would.[/b]

i can't believe this post has gone on for 3 pages ...i've seen everything now, i am complete in life, except for the fact that i have to chill with brandon boyd.

this kicks it...3 pages...WOO HOO!

consequence, you'll see, will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes.[/b]

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
watch your back cause paperdoll will kill you if you say you like pie.

Yeah... She's the muffin maam! Don't mess with the muffin maam. ... kidding! Oh, and cookies beat muffins or pie anyday.

im serious about that man, take it seriously...she'll kill you.

i need a map of your head, translated into english, so i can learn to not make you frown.
Feel better if you vent, put your frustrations into four letter words and let them out...on mine, the most weathered ears in town.[/b]

Oh yes cookies are good..

this forum is going to decrease in members...very soon.

Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.[/b]

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
this forum is going to decrease in members...very soon.

Why?
Is it because everyone here seems obsessed with *muffins*?

Pancakes...

this FORUM is going to be decreasing in numbers because everyone hates muffins, and paperdoll will kill you all, im serious, that bitch is crazy.

Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.[/b]

YIKES, it just turned ugly. I'm outta here! *doesn't let door hit his butt on the way out*

*gets into a choper leaving while eating icecream*

wher'd everybody go?

haha.

this torment inside me is growin', like a flower in the spring time rain, but all i feel is dismay.[/b]

so paperdoll,
out of the 8323 posts in the WHOLE DV forum you have made 1307 posts

i must say...you post alot.
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do you know the muffin ma'am, the muffin ma'am, the muffin ma'am?[/b]

can i have a muffin?

That suks Lowercase socity, you took out the B*tch in paper doll.


Why man... Why


I'm gravley disappointed in you.


I say good day.

" "I'm a big fat muffin that loves to eat, a big fat muffin that has no feet, but most of all I'm a big fat muffin that loooooves to explode" And then you did!"

Place this quote from my all time fav. tv show, and i will mail you all the muffins your heart can desire....

Hint: the quote is a description of a character's dream, which come to think of it makes it quite appropriate for this forum....

paperdoll this is for you:

Muffin Man Lyrics


Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
Bruce Fowler (trombone)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Terry Bozzio (drums)

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

"SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!"

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'

Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke
on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. Thank
you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight
Austin, Texas, where ever you are.


do you like me better now?