Thread: Wtf, I woke up on the floor today....

That's nice.

cool story bro...

i hate when i wake up and im facing the wrong way so im all disoriented...

I once woke up in my bathroom.

I once... ok, multiple times... woke up in the bushes outside of the apartment complex that I lived in in college

I fell asleep in my bed, and woke up in the kitchen table.

Was not intoxicated.

IN the kitchen table? Not under it or on it? That must have been VERY painful

I sleep on couches because of a similar reason, Silent. On a bed, I toss and turn so much that I get no rest. I still toss on the couch, but not as badly lol

One time I woke up standing in front of a cabinet in my home I stepped on a piece of paper and the crinkle sound woke me.
I also once woke up just in time to see an 18 wheeler almost crash into me. Errr, well, that's how it LOOKED in the side mirrors as I was driving our 40 foot long RV through down town Atlanta and fell asleep behind the wheel. Thankfully I had an adrenaline surge that woke me right before *I* veered into the trucks lane.

My oldest daughter always winds up on the floor.

Caffeine, meals and snacks before bed as well as extra stress (including exams and illnesses) can make you more restless. Don't worry about it if it's only happened once or twice. Just nurse your finger. Hope it's better soon.

Ahaha, I meant on it...lol. Whoops.

MUCH better! I kept envisioning some poor guy with shards of table protruding from his body

lul

In the past, my floor awakenings have always coincided with dreams in which I was falling. No idea why.

I quite frequently wake up with my right arm dead because I sleep on it the wrong way. It'll be completely numb, no feeling at all and I can't move it. In fact, I had a dream about it last night.

I was sitting at a table with a few of my friends in some sort of ceremony. I say, "Man, I can't move my arm very well it's like something is constricting the circulation"
DC says, "How do you think I feel, I'm terminal."

I realize inside the dream that I've slept on my arm. I wake up suddenly finding my hand is behind my head.

Originally Posted by Sil3nt

Last night I remember that I was sleeping on my bed and this morning I woke up on the floor next to my bed with a cut on my finger

That's what you get for drinking before bed, buddy.

...Just kiddin'. I used to wake up all the time lying in the direction opposite of how I went to sleep (i.e., feet up on the pillow)...it was pretty annoying, but it hasn't happened to me for years.

i use to wake up in the craziest spots. bedroom floor, hall way, parents room, living room. i use to sleep walk like i was awake..

i remember being younger and sleep walking and ended up tripping over something on the floor and my armpit smashed into the sharp wooden corner of the foot board (if u know what i mean) and i ended up getting a puncture wound and had to get sowed up.. u could stick ur finger in my armpit.... duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!! talk about crazy

I used to wake up on someone else's bed.

Originally Posted by [SomeGuy]

I fell asleep in my bed, and woke up in the kitchen table.

Because SCREW YOU science!

That's right. I tell them.

Screw you, I'ma wake up INSIDE a table. WHAT NOW.

I once woke up hugging the toilet.

Originally Posted by tnemrot

I once woke up hugging the toilet.

HA.

One time I went to bed and woke up taking a shower.....