Thread: Your most embarressing moments

Once, on my first day of first grade, as I was getting on the bus, a dress that my mother had made me fell completely apart....And off...My father had to run me in and help me change really quick, and I still had to ride the bus. That was really embarrasing.

nice one gwen...first impressions can be a bitch...

when i was about 16 i thought i saw my best friend in the mall. same build, hair, gait, and even clothes... i snuck up behind him and half jumped onto his back as i reached around and grabbed his 'tits" (this was an ongoing joke as he was sort of chunky.)

not him... the person jogged away looking furtively over their shoulder every five yards of so, ehehe. they still probably talk about the time some weirdo tried to rape them in the middle of a mall

that's the only time i can remember being really embarrassed. i have dozens of other stories in which people think i should have been embarrassed (most involving a combination of booze and public nudity), but i don't think those really count as i wasn't embarrasssed.

lol, I used to have stupid people I didn't know come up to me and do that, probly just to F with my mind, and gwen thats must have been embarressing, do any of you classmates still remember that?

Anyway I was in my english class and we had these oral pressintations and this girl in my class did a really funny pressintation about a hill billy poem (we were doing poetry) and I farted so loud and couldn't stop laughing everyone laughed, and I was so shy at the time, so ya it was loud

Originally posted by LucidDreamGod
lol, I used to have stupid people I didn't know come up to me and do that, probly just to F with my mind, and gwen thats must have been embarressing, do any of you classmates still remember that?

Well, actually, we moved away in 4th grade, luckily.

My most embarressing moment?
Well, I am always embarressed when I have to talk in front of other people, and I got really embarressed on my team a few weeks ago when I suggested something, and they said the idea sucked, and that I was weird.

Oh, there was this one time in 6th grade (about the end of 4th quarter) where I was peer-pressured into doing something really bad. There were some kids on the bus that told me to kiss the little shy guy, and although back then I really trusted guys, I wouldn't ever go that far, because I thought that was sick! And I gave him some of my candy I got, and then the whole bus of kids starts going, "Kiss him! Kiss Him!" I was blushing as much as he was, and I cowered a little in the corner. Boy was the teacher mad when she got onto the bus, and I just laughed about it, saying that wasn't too bad to deal with (plus, I did rip my pants earlier as well!)

I got embarassed when i had to get naked in front of a dozen people in a gangbang party. I was so high i thought i had to pull off my socks to get fully naked. The next thing i rememberd, there was two hoes on top of me...

Originally posted by nesgirl119
My most embarressing moment?
Well, I am always embarressed when I have to talk in front of other people, and I got really embarressed on my team a few weeks ago when I suggested something, and they said the idea sucked, and that I was weird.

Oh, there was this one time in 6th grade (about the end of 4th quarter) where I was peer-pressured into doing something really bad. There were some kids on the bus that told me to kiss the little shy guy, and although back then I really trusted guys, I wouldn't ever go that far, because I thought that was sick! And I gave him some of my candy I got, and then the whole bus of kids starts going, "Kiss him! Kiss Him!" I was blushing as much as he was, and I cowered a little in the corner. Boy was the teacher mad when she got onto the bus, and I just laughed about it, saying that wasn't too bad to deal with (plus, I did rip my pants earlier as well!)

I know what that feels like I hate to talk infront of people, and I always refused to in school personaly I'd reather get a failing grade then have to do another oral pressentation, my last one was like 2 years ago, becouse I have a bad case of social phobia which means I'm afraid everyone thinks I'm weird and say alot of stupid stuff, and my mom said I no longer have to do it, but still I always say stupid stuff all the time, and do stupid stuff, like the time I tried to pretend that I was playing the imaginary guitar right by my crush, ya I regret that, did it again about a week or two later (she knows I like her)

Don't you just hate it when you can't find a good come back, I've never been good with words.

On a class trip:

White dry clean only shirt and bra + rain.

You do the math.

i don't remember how old i was, but one morning after waking up i went to the bathroom to pee only to find that there was a tick on the end of my penis. naturally, i started screaming at the top of my lungs in horror. i think the first to arrive was my mom who was very understanding and compassionate...then my dad who was unable to control his laughter, though he tried. and my brother (6 years older) didn't even bother trying to stop laughing. it took about an hour of trying different methods to finally get the tick off

Originally posted by mongreloctopus
i don't remember how old i was, but one morning after waking up i went to the bathroom to pee only to find that there was a tick on the end of my penis. *naturally, i started screaming at the top of my lungs in horror. *i think the first to arrive was my mom who was very understanding and compassionate...then my dad who was unable to control his laughter, though he tried. *and my brother (6 years older) didn't even bother trying to stop laughing. *it took about an hour of trying different methods to finally get the tick off

That sounds like a nightmare.

One of my most embarrassing moments would have to be when I was at school... I walked into the corridor outside the library where everybody kept their bags and saw a guy bending over to put his books in his bag. I thought the guy was one of my mates so naturally I ran up to him and booted him up the arse as hard as I could... and a split second later realised that it was, as luck would have it, one of the scariest, most psycho hard-cores in the school. As soon as I saw it was him I just about shat myself and managed to blend into the crowd that was coming out of the library. I'm pretty sure he didn't know who it was - I'm still alive - but he must have been pretty damn puzzled.

Originally posted by mongreloctopus
i don't remember how old i was, but one morning after waking up i went to the bathroom to pee only to find that there was a tick on the end of my penis. *naturally, i started screaming at the top of my lungs in horror. *i think the first to arrive was my mom who was very understanding and compassionate...then my dad who was unable to control his laughter, though he tried. *and my brother (6 years older) didn't even bother trying to stop laughing. *it took about an hour of trying different methods to finally get the tick off

and the one in my leg at some school trip already hurt...
i can't imagine how painful it was...





hmmmmm.... my most embarrasing moment...

none come to mind right now...

try again later...

well i don't know if it's my MOST embarrassing moment but today at work i was hopped up on dayquil... bored... and on hold so i started sharpening my pen with this loose razor blade that was in my desk... well i was getting it pretty sharp in my trance-like state when i was taken off hold. it startled me just enough to where i slipped with the razor and jammed it into my left index finger. it stopped at bone. well on instinct i pull it out real fast and that makes it cut more. now i'm bleeding very bountifully all over my keyboard and desk and papers and now there's a very annoyed woman on the speaker phone who apparently was having a worse friday than myself. i fumble out a goodbye and try to hit release but there's blood all over both of my hands now and i just end up getting it all over the phone. now i make my way down the hall with a spring in my step and blood dropping all over the floor. i go into the break room where several people are enjoying their lunch; i grab a handful of paper towels and wrap them around my finger. they get red fast so i trade them out for new ones. after a minute i get it to stop bleeding then i clean my mess up in the break room and the hall way. i find a first aid kit and bandage my wounds then i go to inspect the damage of the desk. i clean it all up and print out new documents to replace the spattered ones. then i call back the lady and sit on hold for another 10 minutes... a little more lightheaded this time. i still haven't taken the bandage off.

and don't ask me why i was sharpening a pen with a razor blade... it just felt right at the time.

Senior year of high school. It was the day that the entire senior class stood together to take a panoramic picture. Well I still rode the bus, and that day it was really late. I considered about walking two miles to school...and I really should have. That's how I would get home since the bus would take so long.

Well, I didn't, and the picture was taken out by the bus drop off. The bus is so late, the entire senior class has assembled there, to see me get off the bus. Then I stood in one of the front rows and didn't feel like smiling. I don't even want to know how the picture turned out.

christ adidas

at this rate, you'll have no hands at all by the time you're 30


/me remembers 2 years ago when you ground one hand into hamburger

Originally posted by adidas
well i don't know if it's my MOST embarrassing moment but today at work i was hopped up on dayquil... bored... and on hold so i started sharpening my pen with this loose razor blade that was in my desk... well i was getting it pretty sharp in my trance-like state when i was taken off hold. it startled me just enough to where i slipped with the razor and jammed it into my left index finger. it stopped at bone. well on instinct i pull it out real fast and that makes it cut more. now i'm bleeding very bountifully all over my keyboard and desk and papers and now there's a very annoyed woman on the speaker phone who apparently was having a worse friday than myself. i fumble out a goodbye and try to hit release but there's blood all over both of my hands now and i just end up getting it all over the phone. now i make my way down the hall with a spring in my step and blood dropping all over the floor. i go into the break room where several people are enjoying their lunch; i grab a handful of paper towels and wrap them around my finger. they get red fast so i trade them out for new ones. after a minute i get it to stop bleeding then i clean my mess up in the break room and the hall way. i find a first aid kit and bandage my wounds then i go to inspect the damage of the desk. i clean it all up and print out new documents to replace the spattered ones. then i call back the lady and sit on hold for another 10 minutes... a little more lightheaded this time. i still haven't taken the bandage off.

and don't ask me why i was sharpening a pen with a razor blade... it just felt right at the time.

Shit, adidas. You must be a hardcore individual. I am not sure what exactly makes you hardcore, but you are . That's crazy.

Originally posted by Gwendolyn
I am not sure what exactly makes you hardcore, but you are :P

i think it's the girl pants i wear and the bad music i listen to. ;D

Originally posted by adidas
i think it's the girl pants i wear and the bad music i listen to. ;D

LOL. I think the razor damaged some nerves...

Originally posted by nameless
In 10th grade I accidently called the math teacher Mommy, and he was a guy.

LOL I hope he beat you.

I'm going to have another embarrassing moment on Saturday when my hubby is supposed to be giving a best man speech at his brother's wedding - and he hasn't even started writing the damn thing yet. I think I will hide in the bathroom for that one.

Uh...
How about the time that I 1st ...?ed? I shrieked like a girl right next to a neighborhood. I was surprised no one heard me.

Also, there was this one time when my dad sang really loud off key when I went to my old church. Not only did I have hurt ears, but everyone was insulting me when I got to the Youth meetings, including the leaders. I was just sobbing when I came out, and told my mom I never wanted to come here again. Boy did I yell at my dad when it was over.

I was in college, and was supposed to meet my girlfriend (at the time) in the library. I saw her sitting at a table, so I thought I'd sneak up behind her and give her a friendly "kiss on the back of the neck" hello.... wrong girl

oh here's a classic moment.

i used to get picked on a lot up till jr high , so this didnt help. when i was in 7th grade, i was at school, and had gone to the bathroom at recess. a couple hours later i was walking to my class- i think it was after i was coming from the office, and the vice pricincipal was rounding the corner and ran up to me and ripped off a 2 ft long length of toilet paper that was hanging out of my pants. worse still- there was a whole line of kids stopped in the hall on the way to lunch that saw the whole thing, and of course there was the snickering and giggles. i think the VP thought i had done it on purpose or something cuz he seemed kinda peeved at me.

worse still a couple of my ''friends'' later said '' so you finally got that paper outta your pants, we thought you'd be walking around like that all day'' or something like that, and i was pissed at how they could allow me to go around like that.

oh well, we always get to that day where we can look back and laugh our assess off, soooo.....

I went to a party, and drank way too much. Usually I can have something like 10 pints of strong german beer, and you wont notice any difference in me. But this time I pushed things a little too far, as in a full bottle of whiskey and three bottles of wine, in three minutes.

I don't remember anything from that night, all I know is there was alot of vomiting. I still recalled a dream though, some how.

I haven't drank alcohol since.

I was with my ex boyfriend at his (adopted) sister's wedding, he was the best man and insisted I sit at the wedding table with the rest of them even though I wasn't really supposed to have a seat there. We had been goofing off a bit at the table, without anyone else knowing of course, and he was called to give his toast to the married couple. He stood up too quickly, and it's a really sucky thing - my bracelet was stuck to his zipper - so I tried to stand a bit and pull him down before he realised what was going on. I thought maybe we would get away with it, but nooooo, we heard lots of giggling and his mother made a point of telling us off. That was the first time I met his family, I doubt I made a very good impression.

Unfortunately this isn't my most embarrassing moment, but I'm not sharin' the other stuff.