Thread: Banana Mania

hehee I think bananas are great

yay for bannas!

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
Other times - its a weapon!

Sgt.:
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.

Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.

Chapman: 'Arrison.

Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)

Chapman: *Aaagh! (dies.)

Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. [/b]

I love that movie

Yo! You forgot splash's and mine:



Blueberry sashes, anyone?

*laughs* ah, i'd forgotten that skit...good old monty P

Originally posted by Asclepius
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
Other times - its a weapon!

*inserts URL of mpeg file where a-hole roommate pretends to get electrified and gay roommate retalliates with banana*

anyone remeber Banana Phone?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html

Originally posted by ~~o/~~~~~/~~~~shark!
anyone remeber Banana Phone?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html

HAHA CHRIST that was funny

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone!

Its no baloney It aint a phony My cellular Bananular phone....

Yah its stuck in my head now too...that crazy Raffi and his songs

Originally posted by the Not

Hot damn... that clip would be hot even without the banana!

And where did such a foxy chick get such a bananna?......

(apparently republicans favor banannas while the dems use cigars)

omfg!!! it's the president talking on a banana phone!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

that has so much significance to me I don't think I can even describe it. I'll try though.

One day I went to the dollar store and I found this decorative glass banana (no it isn't a dildo, so shutup. it's too curved.) Anyway I also found a bag of army guys and a huge bag of cheese puffs. This only cost me $3. Psyched about my purchases, I went to my friends house.

When I showed up, everyone was high and giggly. I set my phone to ring by pressing the volume button, then pulled out the glass banana as if it were a phone.

"Hello? Mr. President? Oh yes, he's right here. Yes. Well, I'm not sure you want to talk to him right now, he's laughing pretty hard about something or other. Well ok, here he is!"

I pretended that the president wanted to talk to one of my newbie friends, he simply couldn't take it and went into a laughing fit. Then everyone else laughed and laughed and laughed, and thus a hilarious memory was made. I guess you had to be there.

Originally posted by Dangeruss
One day I went to the dollar store and I found this decorative glass banana (no it isn't a dildo, so shutup. it's too curved.) Anyway I also found a bag of army guys and a huge bag of cheese puffs. This only cost me $3. Psyched about my purchases, I went to my friends house.

that paragraph alone already had me laughing

That was really funny, Russ.

God I found all this banana shit on google it's so funny!

How can you guys forget this video

And this pic:

"...Christ" @ the woman-eating-the-banana-clip.

That really needs no explanation.

God bless fine, banana-lovin women.

Yo spoof you got an url at the end of your link which is stopping it to work, you should fix it

Originally posted by Oneironaut
God bless fine, banana-lovin women.

I second that

You should also check out this video