Thread: Beef Jerky

I like beef jerky.



But not you.


Just kidding.


Love all around.


Who likes love?

I luuuuuuuurve beef jerky!

I was born and raised in South Africa, they call it biltong over there and it's pretty much like a national dish.

They even have Ostrich Jerky, which is just as delectable but in a more Ostrichy kind of way.

In England it's harder to get beef jerky, but it's so good.

You know who else likes beef jerky? Pirates.


(Need I say more)

^ Notice how that's a rhetorical question, hence the missing question mark, meaning I don't need an answer for it as it's implicitly implied (ooh alliteration!). Just thought I'd tell you so you can appreciate the full beauty of my wordsmanship.

Dude.. there's a song on the M.I.R.V. album Cosmodrome called Jerky Beef.
It's post-apocalyptic down in the sewers, Roy and the boys are forced to eat whatever rats they can catch, Les Claypool features prominently. "Just give it a sniff Jim!" Damn but I love me some M.I.R.V.

If you're into comedy belonging in music I urge you to check these guys out.

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Yes, I love beef jerky. Especially Pemmican brand.


And Goldney, that's going in the Quotes thread, you cracked me up with that footnote.