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    1. 01-16-2008 02:30 PM #1
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      The Biggest Rant List Ever.

      Ill start.
      1. Britney Spears exists
      2. Britney Spears had kids
      3. Britney Spears has her name capitalized
      4. Typing in bold sux
      5. Beavis and Butthead are annoying
      6. RPG games look good until they suck.
      7. Halo 3 wasn’t enough
      8. Halo 3’s forge option isn’t enough to convince me that it is a good “last” game
      9. Xbox 360 Elite exists.
      10. Cranberry juice tastes the way it does
      11. After it rains, it’s muddy and it sux.
      12. Any other forum but DV exists.
      13. The Numa Numa song is hardly understandable
      14. Google is so “blah” it’s a boring page
      15. Ask.com is crappier than it seems.
      16. Computers are upgraded so fast.
      17. McDonald’s fries are usually finished before you get home to enjoy them
      18. Times New Roman looks gross
      19. DV’s font isn’t Arial.
      20. When Arial is in bold, it looks gross
      21. Vista was invented
      22. Pronouncing “FTW” is impossible.
      23. Web-comics ruined the idea of comics
      24. “no-name” has never posted and I took the time to make him a sig.
      25. Star Wars is over.
      26. Prison Break is back.
      27. Lost is continued for 4 more seasons.
      28. Lost keeps stretching out the story to the point that it has nothing to do with the original idea.
      29. The Writer’s Strike of ’07-‘08
      30. Lost forgot the “Monster”
      31. Lost never explained that polar bear.
      32. Lost never explained that kid.
      33. Lost never explained that old dude.
      34. Lost never explained that company.
      35. Lost never explained that Arab guy.
      Last edited by [SomeGuy]; 01-16-2008 at 03:27 PM.

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    2. 01-16-2008 05:16 PM #2
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      Did you actually take the time to write this stuff or did you just past and copy it?
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    3. 01-16-2008 06:42 PM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx View Post
      Ill start.
      1. Britney Spears exists
      How about this:

      1. You exist
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    4. 01-16-2008 06:56 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by M-Cat View Post
      How about this:

      1. You exist
      How about this:

      1. You exist

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    5. 01-16-2008 07:16 PM #5
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      I only read a few of the "rants", enough to make you seem like a complainer though. Better luck next time.

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      22. Pronouncing “FTW” is impossible.
      That's why you pronounce it "for the win." It's faster than saying the acronym.
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    6. 01-16-2008 07:17 PM #6
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      well yeah. i was running out of rants at the time...
      and im supposed to sound like a complainer. it's a list of rants.
      now it's starting to sound like the list everything wrong with the world thread. . .

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    7. 01-16-2008 08:08 PM #7
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      1. M-Cat is still on this forum.
      2. Emos exist.
      3. People care about celebrities.
      4. No one listens to Steve Vai, or other great music.
      5. It's damn cold in Utah.
      6. Iraq.
      7. Bush.
      8. Ron Paul doesn't have a chance.
      9. College books are expensive.
      10. College tuition is expensive.
      11. College housing is expensive.
      12. Star Was prequels sucked.
      13. Matrix sequels sucked.
      14. DV is getting overrun by spam.
      15. My dream recall sucks.
      16. They're going to make a Hobbit movie.
      17. They're not making the Halo movie.
      18. The RIAA exists.
      19. My internet at home runs at 28.8 kb/sec. Yes that's half the speed of normal dial-up.
      20. I'm having trouble coming up with another rant. Maybe that's a good thing
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    8. 01-16-2008 08:35 PM #8
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      George Bush Speaks Spanish(And Other Fairy Tales)

      George Bush Speaks Spanish(And Other Fairy Tales)

      Stephen Colbert is not funny.
      Helen Thomas is old and batty.
      Mexicans are taking our jobs.
      Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
      Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
      Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
      Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
      Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
      Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
      Ron Paul hates America.
      No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
      We do not torture.
      There is no global warming.
      There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
      John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
      George W. Bush is a decider.
      John McCain is a straight-shooter.
      Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
      Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
      The economy is great.
      Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
      Criticizing your government is Un-American.
      We've turned a corner in Iraq.
      There's a war on Christmas.
      There's a war on Easter.
      There's no civil war in Iraq.
      Up is down.
      Black is white.
      War is Peace.
      Freedom is Slavery.
      Ignorance is Strength.




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    9. 01-16-2008 08:40 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by Elis D.
      Criticizing your government is Un-American.


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      Look out on a summers day,
      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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    10. 01-20-2008 07:47 AM #10
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      1. The king is freaky ass.

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