Thread: Bizarre Online Search Suggestions

...why is the list a picture?

it's picture-list

Originally Posted by Noogah

...why is the list a picture?

Because I StumbledUpon it, and that's how it came up.

"Do men have periods?"

Oh dear...

Well, the one that says "do germans play call of duty" isnt all that stupid.

I was thinking of the very same question the other day.

Cause it is illegal in germany to have anything to do with the Swastika etc.
And the game Call of Duty World at War is full of swastikas and nazis. And I am sure at one point you could hear someone shouting "HAIL HITLER".

It must be illegal. I swear to god, I would google that same question if I could be bothered.


But I loved "Do retards go to hell", probably my fave one.

Originally Posted by Invader

"Do men have periods?"

Oh dear...

My time is next week.. when is yours?





I like the do midgets have night vision.

yes this is bizarre, and I like it. Lol google search engine.

Originally Posted by Bizarre Jester

yes this is bizarre, and I like it. Lol google search engine.

Did you know that one of the most common google search words are "google"?

ok here are some searches. It would take too long to write all of them down so I'll just put the funny ones

do children ( go to hell) (Go to heaven) (have rights)

do horses (ear meat) (sleep) (sweat) (cry) (sit)
do communists (believe in god)

does sarah palin (have a tattoo) (Believe in dinosaurs) (kill wolves) (have herpes)

Does pubic hair (turn grey) (fall out) (serve a purpose) (match head hair)

do your breasts (shrink when you lose weight) (get bigger before your
period) (hang low) (itch when you're pregnant)

do you know how to (touch a girl) (catch wild pigs) (pick up the pieces and go home)

do feces (smell) (weigh) (float) (taste like)

Well now it's got me wondering. Do insects fart?

Apparently they do. Eating leaves all day produces methane.

Do prostitutes enjoy their work?

Can anyone tell me why these searches come up like this? I highly doubt those are actually the main searches for many of them. I know it's funny and all so that would be a reason, but it doesn't seem like the type of thing google would do just for laughs and keep it there forever. I don't really understand it...

"do we eat spiders in our sleep"

"angry women eating bon bons"

I looked up the 'Germans playing Call of Duty' bit. Apparently, they do, but the swastikas are censored.

"how many testicles does hitler have?"


I just put "how many testicles" and that's what came up.

Play the google game! See if you can get only 1 search result!

r156 r162 r167 lebak bulus Daun Hijau Rongrien Khaw Tow r163

"do retards have super strength?" was one of the best.

Thanks O. You have made my day

How do you get a picture of the search?

Print screen, perhaps?

(There's even a website dedicated to giving you the answer)

Originally Posted by khh

(There's even a website dedicated to giving you the answer)

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I dont get it.

Originally Posted by Muggler

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I dont get it.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Has...k_more_like%3F

Anyway, I quite like:

Spoiler for Grod's Plot Exposition:

Originally Posted by Kiza

'Well, Google didn't cop any flack. Because, well, it's Google. And I hear the food there is pretty good anyway. But have you ever noticed how things are a little more boring these days? A little more tame? That's fucking Google. You know Google Suggest? Try and look up “titti”, see what it suggests. The first one's “tittilating”. Don't try and tell me they didn't censor that shit. Everyone on the Internet is looking for titties.