Thread: boys rule

wow, you really thought about this, didn't you?

no no, i saw it somewhere and i put it onto my computer. i just found it today while cleaning out my files... i dont know where i got it from, but its not my handywork. just amusing

Oh my God!!!!

*Visions of death and destruction*

Let the flame war begin!!!!!

*puts on his asbestos fire suit*

now now now. i thought it was funny, if any women out there are truly offended by it ill take it down.

1. We keep our last name.

This is true, except in a Pagan marriage. =P

2. The garage is all ours.

But once you’re married, by law she will own half.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Aren’t bridesmaids and parents great?

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

Mmm… chocolate.

5. We can be president.

We have boobs.…

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

So can we. And we have boobs.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

Yeah, but they give us discounts.

8. The world is our urinal.

I can’t argue with that. I’ve been camping. Squatting behind a tree isn’t fun.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Would you put your rosy asscheeks on that filth?

10. Same work, more pay.

Uh-huh. But who can sleep their way to the top?

11. Wrinkles add character.

So do boobs.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

I’d like to argue with this, but the majority of women would pay a ridiculous amount for a dress they’ll only wear once, then toss in a closet to become dusty and yellowed. I don't really understand why...

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

So you think…

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Mmm. Belching. That’s sexy. (That’s sarcasm, by the way. Unless you’re Serinanth… he could scare a dragon.)

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

Lucky you…

16. One mood, ALL the time.

Ohhhh, so untrue. So untrue.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Another one I can’t answer for. I’m a bit phone-phobic, but my mother spends hours on the tele talking about absolutely nothing.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

They blow shit up. What else is there to know?

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Because we pack all the stuff you forgot.

20. We can open all our own jars.

So can we. We just like making you do it.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

We get extra credit for having boobs.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

Again, I don’t know why women would alienate a friend for not inviting them to something.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Yeah, but ours get better reactions.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

That’s because women need to alter themselves to live up to your Maxim-model fake expectations of what sexy is.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

They sure are.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey. Besides, there's a fifty-fifty chance of being wrong. Um... duh?

27. We almost never have strap problems in public

Yes, but you often suffer discombobulation of the junk (family jewels/the twins/whatever) and potential swamp ass.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

We have boobs.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

No, but for the love of god some of you should!

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

Men have hips?

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

We have boobs.

33. We can \"do\" our nails with a pocket-knife.

We have boobs.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

And I have my freedom of choice—landing strip, hardwood floor, or unruly.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Walmart kicks ass for that reason.

Disclaimer: The statements above are meant in jest and in no way reflect the true opinions of Lost Soul. Except for the one about Serinanth... he can belch so loud that the Canadians complain.

Talk about an Excellent Come Back A Lost Soul that was Great! Im Loving it I like the original piece done by adidas and the retaliation piece done by A Lost Soul. Im telling you this is true entertainment at it's best here. This is Better than Watching Sports Center!

BWHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ROFLMA

that was awsome!

mmm boobies...

Lol *wonders how many got the landingstrip/hardwood/unruly comment*

yeah...they have boobs man, and i gotta say i love 'em.

Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]

Boobs are cool, but there is a good reason men don't have them....

We wouldn't get anything done at all during the day! Too busy playing with them, or admiring them...

Wish I had boobs. Is there such a thing as breast envy?

Originally posted by Seeker
Wish I had boobs. Is there such a thing as breast envy?

Yep. I suffer from it.

Originally posted by A Lost Soul+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(A Lost Soul)</div>

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Wish I had boobs. Is there such a thing as breast envy?

Yep. I suffer from it.[/b]

You sound like my wife!!!
She is a very respectable 36A. I have no complaints!!!

I want to hug every man on this earth that says "More than a handful is a waste". They do wonders for the self-esteem.

More than a handful is a waste

Originally posted by will.i.am
More than a handful is a waste

WOOHOO!

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
I want to hug every man on this earth that says \"More than a handful is a waste\". They do wonders for the self-esteem.

Where's mine? Oh, maybe you are waiting to sneak up on me some night ???

boobs yeah...peaches are perferct

RED DWARF EPISODE QUOTE THING!

Episode 8-(something): Krytie TV

Kryten: Welcome to Women's Shower Night Live!
(all the prisoners suddenly cheer)
(pictures of women appear in the shower)
Cat: They really gonna show this? No way, this is a joke right? (face suddenly changes) Oh...momma
Lister: You know what this means don't yeh?
Cat: There is a god?

The talk about boobs just reminded me of it.[/quote]

Originally posted by adidas
now now now. i thought it was funny, if any women out there are truly offended by it ill take it down.

Oh, sorry, I thought you made it up. My bad

Lost soul, you're comments are clever and hilarious

yeah i hate HUGE breasts, the ones where you look for them and you are already lost in them...its so disgusting.

I’d like to close my eyes and go numb but there’s a cold wind *
Coming from the top of the highest high rise today. *
Its not a breeze cause it blows hard, yes and it wants me to discard the humanity I know, watch the warmth blow away.[/b]

I wouldent say disgusting, well... I have seen some huge melons that were kinda gross I will spare the details...But I have also seen NATURAL!!! big bewbies that were verah nice =) The fake ones are just.. lil too fake for me.

I do prefer midsized myself, I think actually that playboy said somewhere that the perfect boob was somewhere around the B sizes, I would have to agree =)

men.

I hate my sex strive. And "we have boobs" was a completely irrelevent justification to many of the things you were trying to prove wrong. I am not much of a boob guy, more for the personality...and a nice ass.

Originally posted by Philosophacles
And \"we have boobs\" was a completely irrelevent justification to many of the things you were trying to prove wrong.

Um... it was meant to be funny.

So, Lost Soul, tell us how you really feel about having boobs. ^_~