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    1. 12-29-2008 05:12 PM #1
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      Cliff hanger game.

      instructions: this is an ongoing story. in each post you will finish the cliffhanger, add two sentences, and end with a cliffhanger. this will go on until the starter of the story sees fit to end it, at which point the first person to get back to the forum can write the beginning of another story.

      I'll start:
      Once upon a time lived the happy machine Jim the Robot. But one day he came home and found his mother and father disassembled on the floor. He picked up a note left on the floor from the killer which read...
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    2. 12-29-2008 07:57 PM #2
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      Once upon a time lived the happy machine Jim the Robot. But one day he came home and found his mother and father disassembled on the floor. He picked up a note left on the floor from the killer which read...

      "Dear Jim, you are the main character of a very short story on the Internet." Jim the Robot cannot comprehend and therefore implodes. THE END
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    3. 12-29-2008 08:10 PM #3
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      Once there was a dancing banana. When he looked at his life so far, he realized he'd never accomplished anything, never been anywhere, and never met anyone because all he did was dance repetitively. He was very depressed until a man came up to him one day and said that he'd won...
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    4. 12-29-2008 08:17 PM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      Once there was a dancing banana. When he looked at his life so far, he realized he'd never accomplished anything, never been anywhere, and never met anyone because all he did was dance repetitively. He was very depressed until a man came up to him one day and said that he'd won...
      ...one million dollars. The dancing banana was overjoyed and decided that he would use the money to....
      This shit never happens to me
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    5. 12-29-2008 08:33 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      ...one million dollars. The dancing banana was overjoyed and decided that he would use the money to....
      ...quit his job as a smiley and buy a mansion. one day while he was hosting a party on the world's biggest cruise ship tragedy struck. He got on the phone and some unfamiliar voice said...
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    6. 12-29-2008 08:36 PM #6
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      ..."I can't believe you're posting that on DreamViews!". When suddenly...
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    7. 12-29-2008 08:40 PM #7
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      He realized it was his mother calling and complaining about his post on dreamviews which said.....
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    8. 12-29-2008 09:02 PM #8
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      Quote Originally Posted by Basilisk View Post
      He realized it was his mother calling and complaining about his post on dreamviews which said.....
      He had a dream about killing her and he liked it. so he pulls out an
      AK47 and...
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    9. 12-29-2008 09:14 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      He had a dream about killing her and he liked it. so he pulls out an
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      he decides to go duck hunting as he hasn't done it in ages he then goes to his truck and.....
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      hits his head as he's getting in his truck and forgets what he was doing. so then he...
      This shit never happens to me
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    11. 12-29-2008 09:16 PM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by Basilisk View Post
      hits his head as he's getting in his truck and forgets what he was doing. so then he
      ...sees a naked Jake Gyllenhaal in the bushes waiting for him. He unzips his pants and...
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      quickly rezips them. One of his OCD habits is to see if his zipper is working several times a day. He looks at Jake with a deep sigh and says...
      Dream Journal (Now with visuals!)

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      "...im not really sure what to say right now, but i think i love you..." to which Jake replyed by simply handing the dancing banana a rose, and smiling...
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      Jake stands up and suddenly bitch slaps the dancing banana and runs off.

      tha banana then...
      This shit never happens to me
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      ...looks away as a giant monkey comes up from behind the banana and grabs him. It turns out Jake was just distracting him. In his last moments of life he has but one regret, that he didn't dance repetitively a little longer.

      THE END
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      This shit never happens to me
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      That Was A Great Story. Someone Write A Beginning Now.
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      There was a guy named Fred. His job was to . . .
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      Quote Originally Posted by Eel View Post
      There was a guy named Fred. His job was to . . .
      ...destroy worlds, as was a pretty normal job on omicron-percy-eye-8. one day his space ship...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      ...destroy worlds, as was a pretty normal job on omicron-percy-eye-8. one day his space ship...
      ...lands on Earth and he gets out and sees a naked Jake Gyllenhaal in the bushes waiting for him. He unzips his pants and...
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      ...lands on Earth and he gets out and sees a naked Jake Gyllenhaal in the bushes waiting for him. He unzips his pants and...
      ...realizes his species has nothing down there. in his anger, he...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Psionics View Post
      ...realizes his species has nothing down there. in his anger, he...
      ...whips out a dildo and...
      ★★★★★Dream Radio
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      Quote Originally Posted by no-name View Post
      ...whips out a dildo and...
      ...throws it away because these forums a clean. He pulls out his laser gun and shoots...
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      himself in the head cuz he accidentally threw away his dildo.

      THE END.
      This shit never happens to me
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      My turn:

      Heath is a cowboy on a camping trip with Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake caresses him in the tent. Heath unzips his pants and...
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