Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

OK, but your parents are having sex in the back seat.


I wish I would never run out of toilet paper.

Originally Posted by Ostego

Rules (example):

Me: I wish I had a new computer

Reply: Granted but it is filled with viruses
And then, the replier posts a wish, which is corrupted by the next user





I wish I had a good car that works.

Granted, but the upholstrey smells strongly of a homeless man's secretions.

I wish the dancing banana icon would stop dancing so I could think of a better wish.

Granted, but now every other emoticon is dancing.

I wish that somebody would PM me.

Granted, but it's like an uber-super-mega flame.

I wish I owned an otter.

Granted, but its dead.


I wish for a productive lucid dream today.

Granted, but you'll have an annoying DC with you the whole time.

I wish I could control time.

I swear there is another game exactly like this in Senseless Banter already.

OOOOOOOOO played this on another forum

I wish I was smart

Originally Posted by Goldney

I swear there is another game exactly like this in Senseless Banter already.

Indeed.

Originally Posted by phonix

OOOOOOOOO played this on another forum

I wish I was smart

Granted, but everyone becomes smarter than you, thus making you dumb.

I wish I had a hamburger.

Granted, but it is a man-eating hamburger.

I wish I was Telepathic.

Granted, but because of that you learn that your grandmother has an unhealthy lust for you.

I wish a giant bumble bee and tarantula would break out in mortal combat under a giant disco ball in the middle of the city, because that would be badass.

K, but the tarantula kills you on accident.

I wish that you couldn't mess this wish up.

Granted, you mess it up.

I wish I was Omnipotent.

Granted, but you create paradoxes that you can't figure out because you aren't also omniscient.

I wish I was omniscient.

Granted. But you see so much you asplode.

I wish I knew every digit of Pi

Granted, but you find out that the last digit is a naked high definition picture of Rosie Odonnell.

I wish the Roman Empire never fell.

Granted, but your mom still falls.

I wish I could play the Trumpet. Perfectly. Just because.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Granted, but you find out that the last digit is a naked high definition picture of Rosie Odonnell.

I'm not playing anymore...

I wish Exo would play again.

Granted, but you'll have to take him back into the old thread.

Why won't people go to the thread that was already made?

I wish Spartiate didn't wish that he wished that... I... fuck.

Not granted.

I wish exo didn't swear.

Granted. But you'll regret this day.

I wish a woodchuck could chuck wood.