Thread: The dreamviews superhero(ine) team!

What? I didn't get that part with the BLINDING POWDER.

Anyway I am dodobird, which is my secret identity. My super-name is Beethoven 2000. I have the power to make anyone I want who is already asleep, to stay asleep as much as I want by entering their dream, and luring them into a mental maze ( maze used figuratively, it does not have to look like a labyrinth ) from which they will not be able to escape until I let them.

Suggestion for a super-team name: Dream Dragons!

I think my username speaks for itself.


I'll be leading this league. Any questions?



...Didn't think so.

I am often read about in newspapers all over the U.S. I may show up anywhere at anytime, and do something newsworthy! For I am:

AREA MAN!

Yes, THE Area Man! Maybe you read about me on page 4 of the Washington Post yesterday: Area Man Saves Trapped Dog. Or in the New York Times Saturday: Area Man Finds Unique Way to Beat Heat. Or the earlier: Area Man Found Unconscious on Department Store Sofa.

No other superhero has ever gotten as much media attention as I have! I'm probably in your local paper today!!

Originally Posted by dodobird

What? I didn't get that part with the BLINDING POWDER.

It's simple. Whenever you're in an uncomfortable situation, just throw some blinding powder and make your escape.

Man of Steel, I assume you're made of steel. Hopefully it's stainless steel.

That's really more of a figurative thing, actually. I should think that was obvious enough.


I'm Superman, my friend. One superpower? Sure, I have only one. It's the power to have all of 'em.

ooo ooo ooo

can I be the villain?

Are you an evil genius? Do you laugh maniacally when small children run in fear from you? Do you carry a gaudy cane or other somewhat tacky accessory? Does your face turn even the strongest of stomachs?

Do you lean toward destroying small things like opposing crime lords' mansions in a fit of rage, or whole states in a carefully planned strategy to take over whole countries on your way to ultimate world domination?


ARE YOU REALLY, TRULY, IRREVERSIBLY, NEAR-INCONCEIVABLY, UNCOMPROMISINGLY EVIL?

Name: Amethyst Star

Power: I have the power to take a part of someone else and use it to transform into them and use their power(s), usually a hair. This is more difficult when dealing with bald people.

Secondary Power: I'm so innocent that evil would have a hard time being mean to me. *looks cute*

Man of Steel: You can't do that. Mere superpowers cannot break the rules of this thread. It would take a neutron star colliding with the TARDIS to even get close.

arby: We can't have you as a supervillian if we don't know why you're evil, or how you're going to destroy us all. It would make the story much less interesting, and we'd sell less copies.

I "can't do that?" "Mere superpowers"? I'm Superman. There are extremely few things that I cannot do, and being my natural superhuman self is certainly not one of them.

Now, since I"m the leader of this band of One-shot Wonders, and you have no superpowers of note, I'd be a little more careful and polite if I were you.

*stern glare*

Originally Posted by Amethyst Star

Secondary Power: I'm so innocent that evil would have a hard time being mean to me. *looks cute*

With THAT disgusting face? Don't count on it.

*Ahem

Behold! For I am the Fabulous Forum Troll Ninja! I control the powers of awesome and use them for... more awesome. Evil awesome. Because that's cool.

That is all. You may now return to your mundane existences.


PS

I stomp kittens

I'm the annoying sidekick, I usually end up getting captured by the bad guy so the main hero can come and rescue me. My main purpose in life is to show how the Hero is a such a good guy that he'll put his own life on the line for a measly sidekick. I flounce around wearing annoying costumes and being a closet gay. I have outdated expressions of surprise such as "Gee whillikers" and "Jumping jehosavats". I am the single most stupid and pointless thing in existence.

Extra points for using the word "flounce".

I use the word "swell" a lot...

Oh, dear, this is quite an oversight on my part.

-1,000 points to you, Man of Steelix.

You want an evil villain? I'm your evil villain.

I'm going to find Mark75, take a skinning knife and rip off his skin, bit by bit. Did I mention the knife is jagged and rusted?
Then, I will slowly and painfully rip out his finger nails and break each finger afterwards at each joint. Though, that'll all seem quite painless when the pain of twisting and ripping off each of his hands ensues.
I'll then continue to rip his hair out, bunch by bunch, and feed it to him, making him drink it up with his own blood, which I'll drain from the above mentioned wrists with no hands.
At that point I'll probably get bored and throw him whole into an industrial shredder where he will suffer several seconds of excruciating pain as his limbs and inner organs are ripped apart.

Aye, sounds like good retribution for the above idiocy. This may be senseless banter but you'd better watch what you say.

Merlock, Jesus, look at what Russia has done to you!

Also, I'll be the superhero known as Mustache Man. I can destroy buildings where supervillains reside with one quick sweep of my moustache.

Name: Clairity

Super Power: The ability to make all things visible.. to bring light to the darkness.. to make the blind "see".
All that is required is that you invoke the command: "Clairity Now"!

Note: I will only use my powers for the good of man/woman kind (unless you piss me off).
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My name: NeAvO or NeeNee.

My power: The ability to go unnoticed by people, not necessarily invisible, yet sneak up on people. Usually shimmering into shadows

Secondary power: Spike Vex's drinks.

Favourite catchphrase: Tally ho

Of course pronounced Knee-Ah-Voh.

Originally Posted by TweaK

Of course pronounced Knee-Ah-Voh.

Ofcourse, if people pronounced it Nee-vo. They would work out who I really am

I am doctor Godotonarilaimamforenziamewiquerdesunting the sub-super-villan!

Power: Sneak up behind you while you try to pronounce my name

Secondary power: Run away

Reason: Get all the chicks

'D'

The ambiguity about the true meaning of this mystical letter is reflected in his powers and atire. For example, he can do anything, so long as it begins with 'D', for example dancing. Or dress as or in anything, so long as it beggins as a 'D', for example a duck.

You can do a duck?!






Pervert.