DV Member Makeover Thread

[ClouD]

Ridiculously vain of us in chat, we were discussing how certain members could change their appearance to our approval.
For example, taking off those unnecessary vision-correction devices, shaving certain beards, a little bit of nip-tucking, and perhaps complete facial reconstruction.

IN THIS THREAD::
Post a picture of yourself, and a short sentence or two about yourself, or something else irrelevant.

You will then be analysed by other DV members as to how you could possibly change your appearance to their liking.

Note: This should be taken very lightheartedly, purely for fun, and you may even leave with a little bit of advice that you actually find helpful.

We're all ugly bags of skin, let's celebrate it by being positively critical to each other.
Insulting side comments will not be accepted! Brought to you by ice cold top cola.

[Kiza]

I am a large brown labrador

[ClouD]

I think you could really benefit from a simple upside-down-frown-nip-tuck.

Before giving any further advice, I need to ask a question if you don't mind.
Are you male or female?

[Kiza]

I don't know, my head cannot bend back that far man

[ClouD]

The first step is for you to accept your transsexuality.

I've contacted the experts, they should be arriving shortly.
They should be easy to spot, like you, they cannot seem to find their genitals.

[Kiza]

I can find my genitals man, really, I lick them all the time, it's alright man, don't let them take me man they do strange shit in there man, seriously man I was just making a joke I WON'T MAKE ONE AGAIN I'M SOR

[Kiza]

Ahem.

I'm going to go ahead and formally apologise for those shenanigans just then. It completely lead the thread on the wrong track. I am sure ClouD did not want this to be a topic about transsexual doggies. Or maybe he did, knowing ClouD. In any case, I misguided the thread into dark lands, filled with wildcats, wild dogs and wild sillyness. For that I am sorry.

Continue on with makeovers.

[Abra]

<3

[Keresztanya]

Should I trim my eyebrows?

[Abra]

For a more complete mtf, I'd say yes.

[Keresztanya]

I might try it sometime.

[Bearsy]

For a more complete mtf, I'd say yes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Abra ILY

[Keresztanya]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Abra ILY

Eh, I get what she's saying. I wouldn't mind looking more feminine, it wouldn't kill me.

[Black_Eagle]

Eh, I get what she's saying. I wouldn't mind looking more feminine, it wouldn't kill me.

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[Keresztanya]

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Just telling the truth.

[Dizko]

[Zhaylin]

You look sleepy. And even though you're grinning and your eyes have a subtle kindness to them, I see sadness and some anger (It could be the shadows in the pic, but your chin seems to jut out a little bit which implies anger to me.) You look like a "quiet type" who isn't prone to "clowning around". And for some reason, it's hard for me to pinpoint your age. 17-23 is the range.

**Edit**
Congrats on being the first person brave enough to go

[Adam]

Amazing idea! I need a trim of the old barnet! So will post a picture tonight and what ever the majority think I will actually have it done to my hair (within reason) and post back pictures

[Dizko]

You look sleepy. And even though you're grinning and your eyes have a subtle kindness to them, I see sadness and some anger (It could be the shadows in the pic, but your chin seems to jut out a little bit which implies anger to me.) You look like a "quiet type" who isn't prone to "clowning around". And for some reason, it's hard for me to pinpoint your age. 17-23 is the range.

**Edit**
Congrats on being the first person brave enough to go

Yes I was very sleepy, just got to america a few days ago so bad jet lag and that pic was taken after midnight.

Subtle kindness? Thanks ;D

I'm pretty sure it's just shadows, I'm not sad or angry - just a little concerned about big decisions i'll need to make soon.

As much as I hate 'cold reading' - you're right about the quiet type. I'm quite introvert (shut up emo kid) - but not anti-social, but again not a party type.

And well guessed, I'm 18

[Adam]

I'm Adam, I'm 27 years old and live in England. I'm a shy guy and really conscious about my looks. I want to be more outgoing and appealing to other people, what do you think would help?

Thanks

Spoiler for Click for my Picture:

[dreamingofdreaming]

Hmm... this is hard, you don't really have to change much

Lose the hat...yeah, that should do it

[Keresztanya]

Maybe if we could actually see your face?

[Adam]

Final offer - seriously, what should I do with my hair?

[Keresztanya]

Your hair compliments your face and vice versa. You'd have to see your face to tell you what to do with your hair.

[Kael Seoras]

I want to give off the vibes of a trumpet player who isn't cocky. How am I doing?!