DV's Top Ten List Countdown

**InTheMoment** · 11-10-2005 10:08 AM

Ok, for the sake of breathing some life back into Senseless Banter, I thought I would try to initiate a game that I've seen on other forums.

Basically, the idea is to mimic David Letterman's infamous Top Ten Countdown.

I'll start a topic on a particular subject. Then the next person to post will put the #10 and then place his/her comment. The following poster would then put #9 and then their comment...so on and so on. The person who puts the #1 response gets to start the next topic.

Remember to edit the number of your post if someone beats you to the countdown. Here goes...

THE TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW A DATE IS GOING BADLY ARE:

**Seeker** · 11-10-2005 10:26 AM

#10 She orders liver and onions

**scorpifly** · 11-10-2005 11:18 AM

#9: She is missing more teeth than you

**InTheMoment** · 11-10-2005 11:22 AM

#8 She looks unimpressed that your bike has 10 speeds.

**planecrash** · 11-10-2005 11:26 AM

#7 She has no idea who you are.

**nina** · 11-10-2005 11:59 AM

#6 She doesn't come back from the bathroom...

**OpheliaBlue** · 11-10-2005 01:34 PM

#5 She brings along her pet chihuahua, 'Pookey', to whom she feeds half of her $50 filet mignon that you'll be paying for

**planecrash** · 11-10-2005 01:39 PM

#4 Shes brings a box to the date.

**InTheMoment** · 11-10-2005 01:54 PM

#3 She complains about the cafeteria service.

**Amethyst Star** · 11-10-2005 05:19 PM

#2: You see she's stolen your wallet already.

**nesgirl119** · 11-10-2005 05:25 PM

#1 You never know what kind of health conditions she will have, & it could end up being more of a funeral than a date.

Top 10 ways of how you know you are dreaming (whether they make sense or not!)

**OpheliaBlue** · 11-10-2005 05:34 PM

Originally posted by nesgirl119
Top 10 ways of how you know you are dreaming (whether they make sense or not!)

#10: Your mom is sporting junk

**Gwendolyn** · 11-10-2005 05:41 PM

9) You fall off of a 10 story building, and come out of the ordeal unscathed.

**planecrash** · 11-10-2005 05:43 PM

8 ) When you can finally afford those shoes....

**scorpifly** · 11-10-2005 05:44 PM

#7 You are now of the opposite sex.

**Gwendolyn** · 11-10-2005 05:48 PM

#7
When your hands sparkle in the sunlight, and city buildings can breathe.

**Ex Nine** · 11-10-2005 08:50 PM

#6
Awaken is talking about how he just got laid.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 11-10-2005 08:54 PM

-stifled, unbiased, laugh-
-cough cough-

#5 There is an old kung-fu man with blue/blind eyes trying to take over the world with a shitload of locusts....AND IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM I OWE HIM AN ASSWHOOPIN!!!!!!!

**Ex Nine** · 11-10-2005 10:18 PM

#4
A hunk of chalk and a slab of burgess shale explain to you their grand unified theory, jovially referred to as the sedimentary interpretation, while skipping rocks on the River Cam.

**Alaurast78** · 11-10-2005 11:06 PM

# 3

You wake up in a pile of $100 bills and realize it is a false awakening...

**Oneironaut Zero** · 11-11-2005 07:00 AM

#2 The woman of your dreams is seducing you with sweet nothings, and her voice suddenly changes to the morning radio guy!

**nesgirl119** · 11-11-2005 07:25 AM

#1 You wake up & see an unconscious 2nd you still in bed, then you go read a book!! (end of discussion!)

Okay, again, the top 10 worst video games ever!

**Ynot** · 11-11-2005 07:41 AM

# 10 - Leisure Suit Larry meets Leo Volont

**Oneironaut Zero** · 11-11-2005 08:36 AM

LOL.

#9 Blade II ....Ugh.

**OpheliaBlue** · 11-11-2005 08:42 AM

omg I keep seeing posts by "O-neironaut" and I think it's you

I was like "does O have a dash in his name or not...yeah...he does"

ANYway, I haven't played many games, but I know enough to know that #8 would be Zelda II which stunk quite hard

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