Thread: The famous ^< v game!

^ shouldn't project things which he don't accepts from himself on other, like liking men and being stupid.
< is 1337
v is going to post here.

^ is a psychic
< just came before posting
V Is in a long term relationship with Andy Dick.

^ Likes to draw
< Doesn't like Jeff because he denied squaring my post.
v Doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about

^licks up his dirarrhea
< doesn't know what ^ is talking about
v lol

^ lol
< Doesn't.
v Does

^ Likes general relativity.
< Is impatient.
v Wore a blue shirt today?

^ wants to know what < wore O.o pervert
< just got from sauna!
v will be awake when < sleeps

^ has father issues.
< understands the value of a balanced breakfast.
> is lost.
v wishes they could be nearly so aware of breakfast dietary requirements as <.

^ has mother issues
< didn't have a balanced breakfast
V cool

^ Why, thank you!
< *feels warm and cuddly inside*
v Would you like a blanket?

^ is awesome.
< needs a blanket.
v also needs a blanket.

^ recieved a blanket
< is tired of cleaning
v will post soon

^ is gonna die in 10 days.
< is not gonna die in 10 days
v will die after he/she posts

EDIT: ack DeepBluSurf beat me

^ Is going to suffer endless pain with immortality in the darkest corner of hell while the leeches suck out his blood and eternal night reigns upon his soul
< will disregard every thing you will say, even before your fingers drum the keyboard.
V will have a nice day tomorrow, but the day after will eat away at him/her until they cannot take life. They will the be forced to turn away in sorrow, and will hang themselves in their hallway.
I think I killed the thread with the severity of my v.

^ Didn't see the mirror reflecting the curse
< Wants to go home
v Gets an espresso and a free puppy.

^ knows me all too well.
< would love an espresso and a free puppy.
v thinks that a 'free puppy' is some sort of inneundo for an obscure and obscene sexual act.

^ Apparently doesn't know me that well.
< Gives Sindred a matching collar.
v Would like to buy me something expensive.

^ gets a landfill. I'm sure its price is in the thousands
< has class in 20 minutes
v will be mankind's demise

^ is right. Mostly.
< will never be clean again.
v is probably the reason.

^ should become a detective
< will be the downfall of ^ detective career
v however kills < when he was finally got rid of ^

^ thinks < and V are smarter than ^
< thinks ^ is semi-right. V is not smarter than <
V will post after < to belittle what < and ^ have to say about V

Now ,,I,,__(^_^)

^ confuses <
< will blame himself from this chaos and go to sleep
v will prolly just laught at <

^ was wrong
< didn't laugh at ^
V says '^ is so awesome.'

^ is so awesome when he stops being so un-awesome
< doesn't care
V might care