Thread: Favorite quotes from DV!

let's see if ppl remember fun stuff

It has to be the pussy. The soft feel of a pussy is great. Espcially when the pussy wakes me up in the morning when it's on my face.

+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(some other guy )</div><div class='quotemain'> Spork!

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You guys remember that?

let's see if ppl remember fun stuff

It has to be the pussy. The soft feel of a pussy is great. Espcially when the pussy wakes me up in the morning when it's on my face.

+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(some other guy )</div><div class='quotemain'> Spork!

You guys remember that?[/quote]

I dont, but i took like 2 two month breaks....

This is the only one that comes to mind

amen to that yo

I just woke up and I can't find my vibrator!

Wasup and Eric have earned themselves a week vacation from the board

[quote]

yes wasup, the master of the mind, has convinced me that i'm a gay homophobe.

(from here)

There was a Swedish guy named Sven, and Sven had many hardships in his life. For example, his family was very poor; his father had one eye, and webbed feet. His mother was deaf, mute, and was missing a couple fingers, he had several siblings but 2 or 3 had died from miscarriages, and 2 from diseases. As I said, Sven was very used to hardships.
So after considering all of these hardships Sven decided to go to America to find a job, and fewer hardships, but as I said earlier, his family was very, very poor, and couldn’t afford a boat ticket over to America from Sweden. So Sven, motivated to make money for his family, offered to clean the boat, and take the night watch on this boat to earn his way to America, but this was OK for him, because Sven was used to hardships. The ships captain agreed, and said he can only eat minimal amounts of food per day, but this was also ok because Sven was used to hardships.

The first night, when Sven is cleaning the deck and going about his business, 12 AM comes by and Sven takes a small break and looks way out into the horizon to see all the glittering water lit up by the moon, and all the stars in the sky, it is SO beautiful that he just can resist himself and jumps into the cold water, but its OK that the water is freezing, cause Sven is used to hardships. As he is swimming out into the ocean, he does the front stroke, the backstroke, the breaststroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. Well he is about 2 miles away from the boat, but that’s ok because Sven is used to hardships, but he decides to go back, on the way back he does the front stroke, the back stroke, the breast stroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. When he gets back to the boat it is roughly 2 AM, and the captain is waiting for him. Well Sven is in trouble, but that’s ok, because Sven is used to hardships. The captain says, “Sven, because you took a swim and skipped work, you will be but in the boats brig all tomorrow, and you will do 2 more hours of work, tomorrow night.” But this is ok, because Sven is used to hardships.

The second night, when Sven is cleaning the deck and going about his business, 12 AM comes by and Sven takes a small break and looks way out into the horizon to see all the glittering water lit up by the moon, and all the stars in the sky, it is SO beautiful that he just can resist himself and jumps into the cold water, but its OK that the water is freezing, cause Sven is used to hardships. As he is swimming out into the ocean, he does the front stroke, the backstroke, the breaststroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. Well he is about 4 miles away from the boat, but that’s ok because Sven is used to hardships, but he decides to go back, on the way back he does the front stroke, the back stroke, the breast stroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. When he gets back to the boat it is roughly 4 AM, and the captain is waiting for him. Well Sven is in trouble, but that’s ok, because Sven is used to hardships. The captain says, “Sven, because you took a swim and skipped work, you will do 4 more hours of work tomorrow night, and if I ever catch you again, and you get whipped for skipping work, and if I ever catch you skipping work again, I will consider throwing you overboard to the sharks.” But this is ok, because Sven is used to hardships.


The THIRD night, when Sven is cleaning the deck and going about his business, 12 AM comes by and Sven takes a small break and looks way out into the horizon to see all the glittering water lit up by the moon, and all the stars in the sky, it is SO beautiful that he just can resist himself and jumps into the cold water, but its OK that the water is freezing, cause Sven is used to hardships. As he is swimming out into the ocean, he does the front stroke, the backstroke, the breaststroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. Well he is about 6 miles away from the boat, but that’s ok because Sven is used to hardships, but he decides to go back, on the way back he does the front stroke, the back stroke, the breast stroke, the butterfly stroke, the doggy pattle, and every other stroke there is, and some Swedish ones too. When he gets back to the boat it is roughly 6 AM, and the captain is waiting for him. Well Sven is in trouble, but that’s ok, because Sven is used to hardships. The captain says, “SVEN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!.” Sven runs as fast as he can to avoid the captains grasp, and runs up the crows nest, and the captain says, COME DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!, well Sven stays up there, and the captain takes a shot at him,

But Sven dodges the bullet, and looses his balance and falls to the extremely hard deck of the boat, but this is ok because Sven is used to hardships.

------>You can all laugh now.

That last one was Lowercase. I was a lurker

Anyway,

Originally posted by icedawg
FUCK YOU ICEDAWG! BURN IN HELL!

Originally posted by loose id
I'm a geek. No job, livin' with the folks, no chick, not a whole lotta dough.

There's worse things in life. Like going potty and not having any toilet paper. Plus no one's home, so you gotta waddle to the upstairs bathroom, but then the doorbell rings and the person can see through the frosted glass that somebody's inside, so you can't ignore that person, but still... your crater's startin' to itch...

what do you do?

what do you do?

I'm sorry, I also have trouble staying on topic.

Hahahahahahaaaa, that still gets me. I adopted him shortly after that. Just for making me laugh.

Originally posted by Death&#045;Wuad
Death-Wuad [4:10pm]: I produce my own kind of milk, very often

Well....

Originally posted by ffx&#045;dreamz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ffx&#045;dreamz)</div>

ffx-dreamz [11:30pm]: no, p00p must not read the history!!!! [/b]

So i just thought id post it up for the world to see

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Vampyre [11:20pm]: Hey, have any of you heard any music from a game called Silent Hill?
System Msg: lord soth has left Lobby on [Fri.Aug.20][11.20.pm]
nightowl [11:21pm]: sorry, no..i avoid those kinda games
System Msg: lord soth has joined Lobby on [Fri.Aug.20][11.21.pm]
nightowl [11:21pm]: to scared to play em..plus i hate FPS
Vampyre [11:21pm]: FPS? It's not first person, nor is it a shooter
ffx-dreamz [11:21pm]: silent hill is awesome
nightowl [11:21pm]: really? maybe im ocnfusing it with resident evil then
ffx-dreamz [11:22pm]: oh, awesome quote
ffx-dreamz [11:22pm]: btw
nightowl [11:22pm]: but it is the one with zombies right?
ffx-dreamz [11:22pm]:
Vampyre [11:22pm]: Maybe, I don't Resident Evil is a FPS either though
nightowl [11:22pm]: =/
Vampyre [11:22pm]: Sort of, it's not really zombies, more like screwed up looking things
gameover [11:22pm]: when did u look at my aim sn?
ffx-dreamz [11:23pm]: haha, posted
Vampyre [11:23pm]: Recently I've been trying to get some of the songs from the Silent Hill 4 soundtrack, I've only managed to get one, and it rules, new favourite song
ffx-dreamz [11:23pm]: just a second ago
Vampyre [11:23pm]: Called Tender Sugar
ffx-dreamz [11:24pm]: I actually just highlighted it while looking at a post
ffx-dreamz [11:24pm]: by accident
gameover [11:24pm]: highlighted what?
nightowl [11:24pm]: vamp: are you downloading it?
ffx-dreamz [11:25pm]: oh damn
Vampyre [11:25pm]: I did already, seeing as nothing from it is released in North America yet
ffx-dreamz [11:25pm]: I forgot you posted
ffx-dreamz [11:25pm]: more than that last pic
Vampyre [11:25pm]: Plus I heard it on a site first, and thought it ruled
nightowl [11:25pm]: ffdreamz...you're an idiot
Vampyre [11:26pm]: I'll try to find the site, hang on
nightowl [11:26pm]: sure
nightowl [11:27pm]: ffx: i was referring to your thraad
ffx-dreamz [11:27pm]: lmao, its supposed to be stupid
ffx-dreamz [11:27pm]: didn't you read the chat history
nightowl [11:27pm]: i know i know..i just wanted an excuse to make fun of you =D
Vampyre [11:27pm]: http://miyako.game-host.org/shforum/tendersugar.mp3
nightowl [11:27pm]: no..i didn't actually
nightowl [11:27pm]: ffx: can you give me a short summary?
gameover [11:28pm]: Nightowl! youre ruining the thread with your...\"logical reasoning\"
Vampyre [11:28pm]: Y'oughta give that song a listen there, it's really good, especially for game music
nightowl [11:29pm]: i am right now vamp
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: hey, gameover, can you like temorarily remove all the pics but the kissing one from your thread?
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: from the*
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: thread
nightowl [11:29pm]: haha..sorry gameover..
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: edit it nightowl
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: its a prank
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: c' mon
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]: play along
ffx-dreamz [11:29pm]:
ffx-dreamz [11:30pm]: be with teh cool people
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gameover [11:30pm]: yes
gameover [11:30pm]: removing them
Vampyre [11:30pm]: Look, it's POOP!!
ffx-dreamz [11:30pm]: thanks
ffx-dreamz [11:30pm]: no, p00p must not read the history!!!!
pOOp [11:31pm]: ok
ffx-dreamz [11:31pm]: wait..oh, damnit.. >.<
pOOp [11:31pm]: now you just made me wanna

Oh man, WHAT was I smoking?!?!?!??!

pOOp says: You havent seen the "float on" video yet??????
Ophelia says: don't think so
Ophelia says: I've seen salad fingers though
pOOp says: AAHH
pOOp says: lol
pOOp says: "float on" meaning their real music video?
Ophelia says: I do not understand
pOOp says: you know what a music video is, right?
Ophelia says: hahahahahaaaa
Ophelia says: no

Originally posted by Second Attention
You want to play the big goth bitch or whatever, then go to a goth forum or something.

oh this is so great.

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
look buddy, he said to STOP IT. the least you could do is shut up and take your babblery crap to your mom, she'll listen i'm sure.

I was so awesome back then.

[quote]Oh man, WHAT was I smoking?!?!?!??!

pOOp says: You havent seen the "float on" video yet??????
Ophelia says: don't think so
Ophelia says: I've seen salad fingers though
pOOp says: AAHH
pOOp says: lol
pOOp says: "float on" meaning their real music video?
Ophelia says: I do not understand
pOOp says: you know what a music video is, right?
Ophelia says: hahahahahaaaa
Ophelia says: no

that is pretty funny Ophelia, were you seriously high? :D

I don't know WHAT I was.

Um, don't have any. *searches for Second Attention*

who was this "second attention" character? I dont remember him

I would remember if so many new people hadn't come that I had to remember. D:

OpheliaBlue [6:58pm]: ew my hands are all sticky, brb

Edit:

OpheliaBlue [7:32pm]: woah LDGuy, I have NOOOO fucking idea why that came out twice hehe

Edit2:

[quote]OpheliaBlue catches LDGuy in her mouth

Edit3: *

OpheliaBlue [5:43pm]: you are no longer a virgin *

Edit4:

OpheliaBlue [7:48pm]: besides, I like OLDER me

Originally posted by Lisa wtf
OpheliaBlue [5:43pm]: you are no longer a virgin *

Originally posted by pOOp

That's right, my favourite thing about pOOp is when he says nothing. D

When using the quote tag, you have to put " " around people's screennames.

[size=24]Nothingness

Originally posted by wasup
When using the quote tag, you have to put \" \" around people's screennames.

No it's the new fashion. You're just...unfashionable. Loser.

I'm confused..

Originally posted by wasup
screennames

..."screennames" is AOL. "buddy icon" is aol too. STOP USING THESE FRIGGIN NONSENSE TERMS WRONGLY! It confuses WerBurN...

ye olde list of proper thingamabobbies:

"screenname" -- username for AIM or AOL
"name" -- What ur parents wanted to call you
"buddy icon" -- Another AIM/AOL reference
"ID!" -- Yahoo username
".net passport" -- MSN messenger/hotmail/microsoft reference
"display picture" -- for msn... like a buddy icon, but better

anything else that confuses jOO just tell me and ill add it to teh list

Originally posted by pOOp
...\"screennames\" is AOL. \"buddy icon\" is aol too. STOP USING THESE FRIGGIN NONSENSE TERMS WRONGLY! It confuses WerBurN...

uhh...no, it confuses wasup...i dont see a point at which i was confused...

Kaniaz [8:01pm]: today is officialy be grumpy day..it's not helped because i need a pee. *
Ev [8:02pm]: you need a pee? *
wasup [8:02pm]: awwww kaniaz is cwanky *
docthory [8:02pm]: \"Ev [8:01pm]: you have dialup then?\" nope he has telograph-ban \"hears you sign\" *
System Msg: Smudge has joined Lobby on Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:02 pm *
LDGuy [8:03pm]: hello, Smudge *
Ev [8:03pm]: rofl *
Kaniaz [8:03pm]: I feel so upset. The electronic insult hurts my soul. *
Ev [8:04pm]: whose insult? *
Ev [8:04pm]: kaniaz, take it easy *
Kaniaz [8:04pm]: Anyway, that was a long pee. It was white except the water gradually went yellow. exciting. *
docthory [8:04pm]: dont worry i have windows ME *
Kaniaz [8:04pm]: i feel so much better now. *
Ev [8:04pm]: OMFG *
Ev [8:04pm]: white pee? *
Ev [8:04pm]: you have STD dude *
LDGuy [8:04pm]: *you don't need to tell us that *
Ev [8:04pm]: that's called discharge *
Ev [8:05pm]: kaniaz, who was she? or was it a public bathroom? *
Kaniaz [8:05pm]: it was the pee. i wanted to go but couldn't be arsed. *
LDGuy [8:05pm]: I think he means clear *
wasup [8:05pm]: steven *
Ev [8:05pm]: lol *
docthory what is healthier clear or yellow? *
Ev [8:05pm]: let me mess with kaniaz *
Kaniaz [8:05pm]: it was clear pee then with a slight yellow tint. *
Ev [8:06pm]: like a pineapple Im' eating now? *
LDGuy [8:06pm]: clear is healthier *
Ev [8:06pm]: omg *
Ev [8:06pm]: have you ever peed in a dream? *
Smudge [8:06pm]: Is this the piss forum? *
LDGuy [8:06pm]: no *
docthory [8:06pm]: like ..... *
docthory [8:06pm]: nope *
Kaniaz [8:06pm]: yes smudge *
Ev [8:06pm]: I could pee at 10 meters distance *
wasup [8:06pm]: yes *
docthory [8:06pm]: lol *
Kaniaz [8:06pm]: we talk about piss, if you don't like it then go drink some. IT WILL CONVERT YOU *
Ev [8:06pm]: it was like \"I'm da champion\" *
LDGuy [8:07pm]: this is lobby... anything can come up *
wasup [8:07pm]: I can pee 10 or more feet in real life *
Ev [8:07pm]: lolz *
Ev [8:07pm]: 10 feet? *
Ev [8:07pm]: ur kidding *
wasup [8:07pm]: but you gotta push really hard *
docthory [8:07pm]: yea off a bridge *
LDGuy remembers Austin Powers *
Kaniaz [8:07pm]: great, now usually you pee in the toliet and not on the wall above it *
Ev [8:07pm]: unless you use carefully planned trajectory *
wasup [8:07pm]: no, 10 feet in distance *
wasup [8:07pm]: you gotta get a perfect angle *
Ev [8:07pm]: lol *
Kaniaz [8:07pm]: hey i might piss on a street guy one day from a really high up window *
Ev [8:08pm]: 45 degrees *
wasup [8:08pm]: exactly *
LDGuy [8:08pm]: *
Kaniaz [8:08pm]: that would be fun *
Ev [8:08pm]: lol *
wasup [8:08pm]: its fun to play a game while taking a piss in a toilet, see how far you can back up *
Ev [8:08pm]: once I spit on a woman from 9 stories high *
Ev [8:08pm]: she went up and nearly spanked me *
LDGuy [8:08pm]: Kaniaz, Ev, that's mean AND funny *
Ev [8:08pm]: there was a special rage in her eyes *
Kaniaz [8:08pm]: there is an art to taking a pee, women have it easy. real men stand up and have control *
docthory [8:09pm]: 1 800 you rmom *
Ev [8:09pm]: lol *
wasup [8:09pm]: One time some kid was sticking his tounge out while it was snowing and I pissed from 3 stories high and it got on his tounge *
Kaniaz [8:09pm]: nice *
Ev [8:09pm]: you r shitting me *
LDGuy [8:09pm]: *nice, wasup *<-----sarcasm *
Ev [8:09pm]: cant be true *
wasup [8:09pm]: I know, I was kidding *
Kaniaz [8:10pm]: so he has wasup disease now D: *
docthory [8:10pm]: whats worse than yellow snow *
Ev [8:10pm]: yeah *
Ev [8:10pm]: brown snow? *
wasup [8:10pm]: brown snow -_- *
docthory [8:10pm]: no *
LDGuy [8:10pm]: yellow snow in your mouth? *
wasup [8:10pm]: haha *
Kaniaz [8:10pm]: brown snow *
Ev [8:10pm]: or yellow snow with embedded brown chunks? *
wasup [8:10pm]: its funny how we can keep up a whole conversation about peeing... *
Kaniaz [8:10pm]: oh yeah *
Ev [8:10pm]: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE~!~~ *
Ev [8:10pm]: really intelligent discussion *
Kaniaz [8:10pm]: it's POODLE SNOW D: *
docthory [8:10pm]: ev thats gross ok *
LDGuy [8:11pm]: *yeah, it is wasup *
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