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- 12-22-2005 05:14 PM #1The not-so-lucid guy
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Flying Spaghetti Monster - I belive!
You must already know about the real God, He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the real creator of the world and people! The is no evolution, it was all made by him!
'Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.' - Bobby Henderson, the prophet.
Here are some links:
http://www.venganza.org/ - The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster - He on Wikipedia
So what do you think about this? Can you say this is not the truth? Do you belive in Him?ZzzzzZZzzz....
- 12-22-2005 06:17 PM #2Sor - Tee - Le - Gee - O
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Here and there...
- 12-22-2005 06:54 PM #3Member
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Although I the concept of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is something of a joke, I think this belongs in the Religion/Spirituality forum.
With that said, Pastafaerianism is a religion that is supposed to be the demise of intellegent design. I think it's pretty funny because of this[/i]Shine on, you crazy diamond!
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- 12-24-2005 11:50 AM #4Member Achievements:
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HA! Thank you for sharing this... enlightening discovery with us.Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures. [/b] 
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- 01-03-2006 01:39 PM #5Keeper of the Flame
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Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.Do you know where you are?
- 01-03-2006 11:04 PM #6If I'm here I'm bored. Achievements:
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Wow I was just thinking about how some teacher said that they have to teach the scinftic point of view on the begnning of the universive and the biblical one (never heard it in school though) and I though even though I'm a Christan cause that whould mean every weird religion that has a thoery of it has to teach it. Btw this has got to be a joke
Also that doesn't make sense especailly of the global warming. Global warming=Pollution=Factorys=Mordern=No Pirates In morden world because now there are gangs, terriost, and polotics to replace Pirates.Originally posted by AlternateReality
Hahahaha i wanna t-shirt.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. 
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- 01-05-2006 10:07 AM #7Member
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The amount of sea water churned into mist by Pirate ships
rises into the atmosphere and creates a protective, reflective barrier
against the assualt of UV rays. Smoke from cannon fire enhances this effect.
The unfortunate reduction in the number of active Pirates is also partially
responsible for the climb in teen marijuana use.http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8591/disco4so.gif
You're getting sleepy......
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- 01-05-2006 10:19 AM #8Keeper of the Flame
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don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
Do you know where you are?
- 01-05-2006 10:28 AM #9Member
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I'm glad you mentioned that. I had always believed that it was a beer factory and a stripper volcano. In any case, is it true that you must posses a strong mindOriginally posted by AlternateReality
don't forget that Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
and the third nipple off a hair lip midget to access the Cavern of Oral ?
I know you know what I'm talking about.http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8591/disco4so.gif
You're getting sleepy......
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- 01-05-2006 11:20 AM #10Member
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Is it a sin to eat spagetti now?
Recent Dream journal note : I was swallowed by some kind of sea-snake thing
- 01-05-2006 11:30 AM #11Member
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Think of it as Communion.Originally posted by danbarber
Is it a sin to eat spagetti now? Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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- 01-05-2006 03:51 PM #12Keeper of the Flame
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hahahahahOriginally posted by InTheMoment
Think of it as Communion.
I joined their forum.
and i beleive it is not a hair lip midget but the midget from the story of creation
The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
Amazing
No hell either
only Hell LiteTM
apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.
Not bad.Do you know where you are?
- 01-07-2006 01:11 PM #13Member
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Hmm, bad beer and long bus rides, or burning for eternity. Tough choice.
Recent Dream journal note : I was swallowed by some kind of sea-snake thing
- 01-07-2006 04:37 PM #14Member
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PASCALE'S THEOREM, PASCALE'S THEOREM [/chant]
- 01-07-2006 09:34 PM #15Party Pooper Achievements:
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Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.
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- 01-07-2006 09:42 PM #16Sor - Tee - Le - Gee - O
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HAHAHAHAHA, HA ... Bad beer and long bus rides, strippers and a bad job!!(the life of the next to be movie star) ... that sounds like highway to hellOriginally posted by AlternateReality+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AlternateReality)</div>You crazy!!!!!!!I joined their forum.[/b]
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The Holy Noodle comes out Feb. 14th
They say if if it brings in enough cash we can buy a pirate ship and do stuff with it.
Amazing
No hell either
only Hell LiteTM
apparently it has bad beer, long bus rides to the strippers, and you have to serve low-carb pasta under the devil-Atkins.
ROCK ON!!! Here and there...
- 01-08-2006 03:33 AM #17Climbing giants Achievements:
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replace that spaghetti thing with any god you can think of.Originally posted by Sortilegio
, what are they gonna come up with next, *the hater of all creation \"Ketchup\"*
and the ketchup with Mr. Satan, or any other bad bad guy...
and you know how rediculous religion is.
- 01-09-2006 03:50 PM #18The not-so-lucid guy
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Indeed, I think we all should gatter money to one day buy a pirate ship.Originally posted by Tsen
Thought this might be an appropriate time to bring the pirate smiley to your attention.
Eating spaghetti should not be a sin because He created it too based on His image, a 'Holy Food' label fits better.ZzzzzZZzzz....
- 01-11-2006 02:58 PM #19Keeper of the Flame
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anybody live in florida?
www.gasparillapiratefest.comDo you know where you are?
- 01-11-2006 05:58 PM #20Member Achievements:
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Crap! Nina's in that area so I'm pretty sure she'll make an appearance
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