lol...this is all quite amusing but extremely disturbing...
god i have the biggest fucking hangover....i ended up passing out in a puddle of my own puke and piss in the front yard. Anyone else ever drink alone? Man i feel great today aside from this hangover.....im prepping up for a journey to the lucid crossroads tonight im just going to walk right up and punch the receptionist bitch square in the jaw. I had the weirdest dream last night i was standing in the courtyard of The Citadel my old college and i see this little frog thing with an alien head there....whatever here are some bukkake tips.....
Get a Good Night's Rest - get a solid 8 hours of sleep the night before your bukkake cum fest to ensure you have a high energy level
Abstain From Sex for 48 hours - for strong cumshots, and to achieve maximum
ejaculatory power, avoid sex and masturbation prior to your extreme bukkake participation
Personal Hygiene - make sure to shower thoroughly before having oral sex, anal sex, or any fetish sex act with your bukkake partner. She will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
Meditation - a short meditation time just before initiating bukkake is beneficial.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
-Ann Coulter
lol...this is all quite amusing but extremely disturbing...
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