Thread: guys only....

Three apples high.

My nickname in college was Papa Smurf. ~


Pics upon request.

My ex was pretty huge. You said you didn't want the statistics so I won't tell you how huge, but suffice to say it was painful sometimes. We learned how to get creative so I wouldn't be hurt. It's nice to know that they aren't all that big. Besides, it's not the size of your dick that matters. Seriously. It's what you can do with it (and your hands and mouth) that really counts. I'd rather have a smaller guy who is amazing in bed than a huge guy who rearranges my internal organs every time he thrusts.

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
My ex was pretty huge. You said you didn't want the statistics so I won't tell you how huge, but suffice to say it was painful sometimes. We learned how to get creative so I wouldn't be hurt. It's nice to know that they aren't all that big. Besides, it's not the size of your dick that matters. Seriously. It's what you can do with it (and your hands and mouth) that really counts. I'd rather have a smaller guy who is amazing in bed than a huge guy who rearranges my internal organs every time he thrusts.

I SoOoOo 2nd that!!


I measured a bf once in high school.....dont remember the #'s though....he was pretty big.

I've never been sure exactly where you're supposed to take the measurement? The top? Bottom? Side?

Originally posted by InTheMoment
My nickname in college was Papa Smurf.

Hmmmm... wondering why this might be...

It's small...
It's an unusual tint of blue...
It's frequently wearing something white on its head...
It's happiest when it's around a whole village of other... eh... "smurfs"...
A dirty old man (Gargamel?) is always trying to get hold of it...
It's frequently disappointed (let's face it, EVERYBODY knows smurfette is doin' the nasty with grandpa smurf)

Heh. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Yay! You ladies have made my day.

Not measured it in a couple of decades so I hope it's not shrunk

One thing I know though, the length is greater than the diameter

Originally posted by The Blue Meanie

Hmmmm... wondering why this might be...

It's small...
It's an unusual tint of blue...
It's frequently wearing something white on its head...
It's happiest when it's around a whole village of other... eh... "smurfs"...
A dirty old man (Gargamel?) is always trying to get hold of it...
It's frequently disappointed (let's face it, EVERYBODY knows smurfette is doin' the nasty with grandpa smurf)

Heh. Sorry, couldn't resist.

And it's shaped like a mushroom with a couple of smurf berries dangling beneath it. ~

Originally posted by InTheMoment
And it's shaped like a mushroom with a couple of smurf berries dangling beneath it.

Oh, you mean something like this?

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Three apples high.

My nickname in college was Papa Smurf. ~


Pics upon request.</span>

Crap apples?
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I, as a growing teen was indeed curious to know if I "Fit" the mold of Normal. SO yes. I measured. I did not ever measure gurth for some reason.
I answered the Q. It did not ask for specifics!

(If size did not matter....it would not be asked so much)

Originally posted by The Blue Meanie



Oh, you mean something like this?

Maybe on a good day. ~

Nah not really. Can't find a measuring tape big enough

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
My ex was pretty huge. You said you didn't want the statistics so I won't tell you how huge, but suffice to say it was painful sometimes. We learned how to get creative so I wouldn't be hurt. It's nice to know that they aren't all that big. Besides, it's not the size of your dick that matters. Seriously. It's what you can do with it (and your hands and mouth) that really counts. I'd rather have a smaller guy who is amazing in bed than a huge guy who rearranges my internal organs every time he thrusts.

Oh YES YES YES .. that is great. I feel so much BETTER now. Thanks for this comment. not that I'm really small or anything.. Lord knows black girls smile, but I just have this complex you know? anyway thanks

i was able to come to terms with my small penis by starting to cry myself to sleep every night

My ex never would let me measure him...I guess he was self-conscious. He didn't need to be, even without measurement I could tell you it was...rather large. It actually took us some serious effort to achieve intercourse because I was a virgin, and he just did not fit...oh well, getting there was just as fun. And obviously, we got it right eventually...

I totally agree with A Lost Soul, though. Hands and mouth are just as (if not more) important--it's about skill...mmmmmmhmmmmmm. lol.

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
My ex was pretty huge. You said you didn't want the statistics so I won't tell you how huge, but suffice to say it was painful sometimes. We learned how to get creative so I wouldn't be hurt. It's nice to know that they aren't all that big. Besides, it's not the size of your dick that matters. Seriously. It's what you can do with it (and your hands and mouth) that really counts. I'd rather have a smaller guy who is amazing in bed than a huge guy who rearranges my internal organs every time he thrusts.

amen!

course a guy with a big one AND he knows how to use it, now that's a winning combo

I had a guy like that once, and it was bliss. Not sure how long it was exactly, probably around 8 inches?

My guy now is 6 1/2" AND he knows what he's doing. Can't complain.

You know, a post with a title like this is *bound* to attract women.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=...45412720913R131

Don't kill yourself.
I'll be sad.

Been ages since I measured, but we'll just say I'm bigger than the proposed average.

Have no interest in updating the data, though, really.

Well, in the department of Lucifer Sam, I have no complaints. hyeahbaby: Nuff ' said.

Originally posted by mongreloctopus
i was able to come to terms with my small penis by starting to cry myself to sleep every night

lol...........................sigh................ ............

'Fraid I haven't measured yet. Let me fetch my meter stick.

Wow that guy killing himself over that is kinda really strange. I mean, at least he HAD a gf...jeez! I wanted to measure the last guy I was dating. He definitely had what counts but when he was at full salute (which was like all the time) we would kinda forgot about the measuring for some reason...(I wonder why)

Hmmm so yeah I gotta say...I agree that a guy needs to be skilled with hands and mouth but to me...size is VERY important. Granted I don't particularly like feeling as though my stomach is being shuved up my throat...but as long as you know the right positions you can't really go wrong. Besides there's something sexy about that hurt that a big one gets ya when it first goes in...makes you feel like a virgin again lol. Ok so maybe I have some slight masochistic tendencies...

Now, if it's too small...I may as well just go to sleep. I'd enjoy that more. Sorry guys.