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    1. 03-31-2008 11:29 AM #1
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      The half-joke thread

      A half-joke is a joke with a set-up, but no punchline. A good half-joke is one that sounds like it definitely could have a good punchline. If someone posts one that you can think of a good punchline for, please post it!

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      1. Three bears in underpants walk into a bar.

      2. An astronaut, a cowboy, and a bag of lint were stuck on a raft at sea.
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      Quote Originally Posted by wasup View Post
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      Somehow I think you mixed up your homework with someone else's.
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    4. 03-31-2008 01:18 PM #4
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      Two Chocolate bars were taking a bath together

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      How do you make a lamb popsicle?
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      What's the difference between a woman on her period and my left nut?

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      Quote Originally Posted by RockNRoller123 View Post
      What's the difference between a woman on her period and my left nut?
      A: The woman at least has a good excuse for not wanting to be in your pants.
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      Quote Originally Posted by skysaw View Post
      A: The woman at least has a good excuse for not wanting to be in your pants.
      Damn YOU! Why didn't I think of that?!

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      How do you get 300 pounds of cheese out of a chimney?
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      A coconut and a Penguin were sharing a cigarette

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      Q: Why does Britney Spears keep a box of gerbils under her bed?
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      How many alligators can you fit in a pencil case?

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      What do you call it when two gay mexican guys play basketball?

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      Whats the difference between a jar chuncky peanut better and a sea turtle on acid?

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      If the easter bunny laid and egg on chistmas eve with a westerly wind what window would the tooth fairy choose to fly though?

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      These would be good questions to ask DC's.

      I thought of an answer for this one last night, while I was unsuccessfully trying to WILD.

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      How do you get 300 pounds of cheese out of a chimney?
      Wait for the holidays and Santa Rat will gnaw it out for you.

      That's a good joke, eh. I think I'll use it for trick or treating this year.
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      Quote Originally Posted by thisismylogin View Post
      If the easter bunny laid and egg on chistmas eve with a westerly wind what window would the tooth fairy choose to fly though?
      He said joke, not word problem.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Xaqaria View Post
      He said joke, not word problem.

      Ya i though that one was a little iffy... sorry

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