Thread: I know why more people are coming here. The end is near. :)

Nice Observation.

Ya beat me too it. I was just thinking of that verse this last week but couldn't remember the chapter.


Has anyone here had any dreams or visions of the coming of Jesus? About a year ago I had an extremely vivid dream of me ascending to heaven.

Originally posted by Cold Fusion
Ya beat me too it. I was just thinking of that verse this last week but couldn't remember the chapter.


Has anyone here had any dreams or visions of the coming of Jesus? About a year ago I had an extremely vivid dream of me ascending to heaven.

One of my friends had an extremely vivid freaky dream that he had gone to hell. I once had an odd dream that God was in my lava lamp, but that doesn't really count.

That would be one cool lavalamp lol haahha.. I want one =)

I had some being speak to me a while ago, it seemed godly but I duno.
It was an etherial blue figure, i was awestryuck by it.

I was asked, "what is your Goal?"
I honestly did not know...
then "What is your purpose?"
I instantly responded "To protect"

Then it said, You must find your lifegoal.

The dream was very long, it took quite some time for me to come to that figure, I was even in my dragon form when I spoke to it.

There was another where I WILD straight into my dragon form, I was daydreaming of flying and then it exploded into reality, I flew for a while enjoying it and in front of me was something.. it was yinyang, that is all I can describe it as right now, I cannot remember what it was exactly, I tried to touch the light side, I dont know if I suceeded but the jolt of touching it shocked me awake...

An OBE a while ago, flying along rout... crap I cant remember what route it was, it travels west through AZ and heads through southern cali over the mountains and goes through an area that had these trees, I looked up the route on the internet and saw one fo the trees, further research showed they were Bristlecone pines, the longest lived trees on the planet (known as of now) Actually the oldest living being was one of these drees it was some thousands of years old... theynamed it Promethious, but get this.. theycored the tree to see how old it was and the coring tool broke.. sow had they do? they cut down the tree to find out.. F#$*%^ geniuses...

So I flew along a road, came to a house, it was yellow, I watched, far from much of anything... I had no body I was just watching, thats why I say it was an OBE and the clarity and vision it felt as if I was seeing this place for real. In the bushes some kind of portal opened up, and there was an egg there, it was big probablya foot or so in diameter, then I woke...

Yeah so stuff.. If the end is near I want a refund Im not done yet...

The end is near......

The real question is, the end of what?

And what will take its place?

Me.

It's me. My plans for world domination are coming to fruition. Soon you shall all bow before me as your Queen. You will be put to work in tiny cubicles with only pudding and a can of Tab to sustain you. Sorry for the inconvenience. *Insert maniacal laughter here*

Can I REALLY be your slave?

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepl easepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

Seeing that I'm the first to bow...

can I have a window?

hehe, the end of PANTS!

if the end of what we know is coming then how can that be a bad thing. take a look around us.....

if a step to awareness is dreaming then let it be.

Wow, this one decayed into senseless banter on the first page!

Lost Soul, you don't have to give me the window seat. Just serving you is reward enough!

Will.i.am gets a window. Serinanth gets a pair of pants because there is no end of pants! Seeker, you can also be my slave. And since you seem so eager to do my bidding, you can even be one of my henchman. I need henchmen.

On second thought, Serinanth, you get no pants. In fact, I think I'll throw you into my harem of beautiful men. Bwahahaha! You can be my Number One ho. Every woman should have her own harem of beautiful men. I asked Santa for a H.O.B.M. for Christmas and the bastard didn't come through! Next year I'm going to stand on the roof and throw coal at his sleigh.

In all seriousness, though, I know I'm not the only one who feels that there is massive change in our (near?) future. Seri and I have had this same conversation countless times. We don't really feel that "the end" is coming (with every end must also come a beginning), but we definately feel that the winds of change have begun to blow and some sort of storm is coming.

I feel something is going to change on a personal level at least..Im not sure if this is going to concern the entire planet though..reminds of the topic seeker made..the 2k4 one. I think its positive. ^_^

Being Lost Souls slave is a positive thing.

All kidding aside though..Yes, a New Beginning is upon us (or at least me)
I feel as if I were Siddhartha sitting under his tree in the mangrove garden and it is now time for me to walk off into the forest....

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
we definately feel that the winds of change have begun to blow and some sort of storm is coming.

wow, well said.

Originally posted by su&#045;chan+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(su&#045;chan)</div>

I once had an odd dream that God was in my lava lamp, but that doesn't really count.[/b]

HAHAHAHAHA

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Will.i.am gets a window. Serinanth gets a pair of pants because there is no end of pants! Seeker, you can also be my slave. And since you seem so eager to do my bidding, you can even be one of my henchman. I need henchmen.

On second thought, Serinanth, you get no pants. In fact, I think I'll throw you into my harem of beautiful men. Bwahahaha! You can be my Number One ho. Every woman should have her own harem of beautiful men. I asked Santa for a H.O.B.M. for Christmas and the bastard didn't come through! Next year I'm going to stand on the roof and throw coal at his sleigh.

!!! this thread just gets funnier and funnier.

hey LS, when you rule where will I be?


(and I agree with will that was nicely said)

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
hey LS, when you rule where will I be?

LS can I have her?

I think I'll hide under the bedcovers the day LS's plan comes into action...

If that all fails, we can always start an evil conspiracy against Wal-Mart or something.

Originally posted by Seeker+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Seeker)</div>

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hey LS, when you rule where will I be?

LS can I have her? [/b]

no..... ;-;

Hrm... Paperdoll can be my second-in-command. I'll give her an iron rod and a whip and she can rule over the slaves as Slavemistress EP.

And no, you can't have her! If anything, she can have you. If she's my second-in-command and serves me well, I'll gift her with beautiful men, beautiful muffins, a holy lava lamp, and other such precious artifacts.

And Icedawg will be squirreled away in my dungeon to make cool websites that will draw more slaves to my cause. He'll have a couch and a refridgerator in the dungeon, of course, fully stocked with whatever he likes. And I'll take him out for walks every day. You've got to take good care of your recruiters, you see.

Kaniaz, I'm not sure what to do with you yet. I'll think of something.

Paperdoll's slave.... Hmmm, could be fun being the Mistress Of Torment's personal slave... Can I wear black patent leather or latex?

Where would you put me? lol ^_^

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
Hrm... Paperdoll can be my second-in-command. I'll give her an iron rod and a whip and she can rule over the slaves as Slavemistress EP.

And no, you can't have her! If anything, she can have you. If she's my second-in-command and serves me well, I'll gift her with beautiful men, beautiful muffins, a holy lava lamp, and other such precious artifacts.

weeee! dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN....