I Messed Around With A Penguin

**cocoastar** · 11-21-2005 05:59 PM

I messed around with a penguin because I was drunk. This is completely senseless. I got this in an email and it is just too funny! What are other's combinations?

Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: my finger
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Dick Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: a flamingo
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and I liked it
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and it was boring
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

**poeticDreamer** · 11-21-2005 06:10 PM

I shot Michael Jackson for the money.

**Ynot** · 11-21-2005 06:10 PM

I felt up Michael Jackson for the money

**Gwendolyn** · 11-21-2005 06:21 PM

I dressed up as an apple, but my mom told me to.

My fiance got this one:

I got married to a box for the hell of it.

**Barbizzle** · 11-21-2005 06:35 PM

I dressed up as a Porn Star beacse I was drunk.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 11-21-2005 06:45 PM

I got married to a ninja, but my mom told me to. 8)

You know...this one actually sounds probable. Hehe.

**Krrish** · 11-21-2005 08:37 PM

I had babies with some random girl for a shopping spree.

**scorpifly** · 11-21-2005 09:07 PM

I got married to Dick Cheney because I was drunk.

Damn that Crown. hehe.

**fourth_esper** · 11-21-2005 09:17 PM

I peed on a box for the money...

w00t go me

great topic btw ^^

**justme** · 11-21-2005 10:06 PM

I beat up Frankenstein for the hell of it

**Henfe** · 11-22-2005 03:24 AM

I partied with a pornstar for my girlfriend?? Wtf?

**Gwendolyn** · 11-22-2005 03:56 AM

**Night Wolf** · 11-22-2005 05:06 AM

I felt up an apple because I was drunk.

Oh, like I'm the only one that's done it.

**InTheMoment** · 11-22-2005 09:04 AM

I had drunken sex with Ron Jeremy, because I was drunk.

and because that kind of opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime.

~

**Fetish** · 11-22-2005 10:00 AM

I messed around with George Bush because I was drunk

he is as bad a lover as he is a president... but the twins were a nice touch

**TygrHawk** · 11-22-2005 10:19 AM

I got married to my best friend in the dark.

And that's true. Well, okay, it wasn't dark, but still...

**A Lost Soul** · 11-22-2005 12:02 PM

I peed on myself because it was fun.

...that's not funny. Couldn't I have at least been drunk first? Or got money for it?

Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know. WHERE'S MY MONEY!?

**Wezel** · 11-22-2005 12:14 PM

I partied with a chair in the dark.

Now that makes me feel all poetic inside...

there once was this chair with no style
her face showed a cold wooden smile
but in the end
the time that we spent
turned out to be more than worthwhile

**Ynot** · 11-22-2005 12:17 PM

Originally posted by A Lost Soul
Some people pay to see that kind of stuff, you know.

** clears cache **

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Those sick fucks

** shakes fist **

**Rakkantekimusouka** · 11-22-2005 02:49 PM

...and I shot a chair!

**Lucius** · 11-23-2005 02:01 AM

I robbed a flamingo...

to be cool!!

Thats the most coolest thing to do right, rob a flamingo?

**Scruffy** · 11-24-2005 10:46 PM

I had drunken sex with a hippo and it sucked.

I was born on the WRONG day of the month.

**A Lost Soul** · 11-25-2005 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Ynot

** clears cache **

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Those sick fucks

** shakes fist **

WHERE'S MY MONEY!

**PhowaBoy** · 11-25-2005 11:31 AM

I peed on a statue and it sucked

I've done this in the past and it didn't suck - it was fun and exciting.

**kafine** · 11-25-2005 02:09 PM

I messed around wihth my english teacher and I had twins.

OMG, scandal!

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