Thread: If You Were A Super Hero, Who Would You Be?

I'd probably be my own superhero... with the uncanny ability to materialize masses of Protoss Carriers out of thin air.

Catwoman, duh



Actually, is she a superhero or a villan. Oh well.

Superman has all the best abilities. But the problem with superheros, is that they are heros. They're puffs. They could go round robbing banks and buying cool cars, but no, they save people. They're pathetic.

It would be insulting to see anyone with that much power not even using it to its fullest in the real world.

Is Captian Obvious a superhero?

If I could be a superhero?

Wolverine, from the X-men. is he a superhero? Well, close enough.

Either him, or some sort of renegade fallen angel, biblical-style. (I'm an atheist BTW, but meh)

Originally Posted by badassbob

Superman has all the best abilities. But the problem with superheros, is that they are heros. They're puffs. They could go round robbing banks and buying cool cars, but no, they save people. They're pathetic.

It would be insulting to see anyone with that much power not even using it to its fullest in the real world.
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I never liked Superman, he was too powerful and can do almost anything. His only weakness, kryptonite, is practically hard to get. He feels like a rip-off to me.

Originally Posted by TheFlamsGo20Feet

I'd probably be my own superhero... with the uncanny ability to materialize masses of Protoss Carriers out of thin air.
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You're my kind of hero!

I came up with my own hero-ine (typed such to avoid confusion). She can turn into anyone when she has one of their hairs (from their head...) in her mouth, and she also inherits whatever power they have acquired genetically. Ergo, I could turn into Wolverine from X-Men, but I would only inherit his ability to heal and his ravaging good looks, not the claws.

All you bald people (including O), you're lucky.

The Silver Surfer pwns. He could wipe the floor with superman. He's more powerful, more indestrustable, and more noble than anyother super hero EVER!

I cant wait to be him in a LD

Originally Posted by Burns

Catwoman, duh



Actually, is she a superhero or a villan. Oh well.
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Anti-hero, perhaps?

Easiest.

I'd be Cartman's Pretend ninja in the South Park episode Good Times With Weapons- Bulrog.

Because

Cartman/Bulrog: Wait, let me use one of my other powers. I can see into the future too, but better than kyle!

Kyle: Goddammit Cartman you can't keep making up new powers!

Cartman/Bulrog: I am Bulrog, and I have lots of powers.

Kyle: That's it Cartman! You only get one power.

Cartman/Bulrog: I have the power to have any power I want!

Nightcrawler... *bamf*

Incredibly hot curry man

with my trusted side-kick, the Korma Kid

Taking out the bad guys with my Dansak Disintergrator

and, of course, when I rescued the girl - we'd do the Tandoori Tango
followed by the Bengal Romp

I prefer heroes of my own invention, I really like the guy from Hellblazer, but wouldn't want to be him. Come to think of it all the superheroes of my invention are so torn up inside... I would prefer to be myself, with powers.

No wait... Vash the Stampede.

Human Torch

I think Iw ould most like to be Underdog.

Originally Posted by DoomedOne

I prefer heroes of my own invention, I really like the guy from Hellblazer, but wouldn't want to be him. Come to think of it all the superheroes of my invention are so torn up inside... I would prefer to be myself, with powers.

No wait... Vash the Stampede.
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I only seen like 2 episodes of that and I've come to 2 things:

1) Its a cool show

2) Vash is flipin awsome when hes drunk XD




Who would I be?........beats me......

(omg its the catus from FFX that awsome&#33

btw sorry for spaming.....

Originally Posted by hainsaw3

(omg its the catus from FFX that awsome&#33[/b]

...and FF6 and FF7 and FF8 and FF9...

Hmmm...
If I could be a superhero
I would be Awesomeman
I'd travel around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan

Adolf Hitler.



Nah ok he isn't a fictional superhero I guess.

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Ok he isn't a hero at all. He is kind of the biggest fag in the universe.

Ok he isn't a hero at all. He is kind of the biggest fag in the universe. [/b]

Hitler was pretty neat in the Superhero sense.

Bad Hitler pushes baby onto highway secretly
Woman: (super high alto) Oh no, my baby!
Good Hitler: (tremulo basso) I'LL SAVE IT!
Good Hitler swoops down, saves baby from highway and places it back in front of the woman
Woman: Thankyou!
Good Hitler: My pleasure, ma'am!
Good Hitler: Wait, am I in America?
Good Hitler: DAMN YOU POLAND, THIS TIME YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!