Thread: it's good to be a girl

You just wait until being fat is the fashion, and the fat people get the freebies - and REIGN SUPREME! *shakes fist*

boobs work wonders.

i had to break up with my girl because she went to chicago... i hear the same stuff. a cute face will move mountains for you.

you and her should party... you know... keep any eye on her. *does creppy ex-boyfriend thing*

How often do ugly girls and fat men get raped? You just think about that.

hmm wouldn't really know i'm not old enough for bars....
but i can get almost anyone to buy alochol or smokes when i still smoked...
sounds like chicago is the place to go...

boobs work wonders.[/b]

ya there so great i have three.....i mean im a dude and felt three.....two......one......none....ok my dogs

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* runs away and hits a wall*

leave your dog alone.....

buy fake ones.. they almost ...no i'm lying but they look the same?sort of

Originally posted by demonette
buy fake ones.. they almost ...no i'm lying but they look the same?sort of

But, I don't want to get raped! Guess I'll just have to keep on being a poor guy!

Actually it doesn't suck to be a guy. Granted we don't get free stuff everywhere but if I had my list with me I could list 732 reasons that its good to be a guy instead or a girl. I mean for one girls have to deal with so much more crap than us. But I guess both genders have their ups and downs.

I could not imagine being a girl. I could not trust myself; how can you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn&#96;t die?

Originally posted by PSmolik90
I could not imagine being a girl. I could not trust myself; how can you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn&#96;t die?

Because it's got stamina, damnit! Why would you trust something that bleeds...to death?

Edit: *gasp* Are you implying that women are objects!? You insufferable male-chauvinist cur!

Did it really need to be implied?

Lucidnina, I was a really skinny kid growing up and came into my own around 19. I too know that my looks have helped me and opened doors in my life.. but I still remember how it felt to be that skinny kid.

I say milk whatever advantage you may have...just be ready to accept whatever labels other people apply towards you.

Chicago (like most bustling urban areas) is a haven for superficial stereotypes...especially when it concerns recreational nightlife. Hell, when I lived there I hardly ever payed much money myself. For one, my g/f at the time was Korean and most of our nightclub outings involved a group of us (namely her bro and their friends)...and in Korean tradition the eldest of the group always pays for everyone else. Thankfully her bro was a year older than myself and despite my efforts to try and catch the bill, he would insistently interject and cover whatever cost we incurred.

And those times where he didn't go out with us, I would usually have drinks bought for me by gay dudes...and I've never had a problem accepting a drink from a gay person...I just make sure that I see the drink being made and maintain eye contact with it until it makes its way to my lips.

I'm not a blazing beauty like nina, but I've compensated by being a brown-noser and "innocent". I don't go out often, but if I really need to I'm sure I could get someone to help me out And for anyone who thinks otherwise, playing dumb is not as easy as it looks.

-Amé

When I was in Missoula and was a poor starving college student without enough pennies to buy a drink I'd just go to the bar, sometimes with people I knew sometimes without, and just hang out and get to know people. Eventually people would end up buying me drinks or sharing pitchers. Not to mention the after parties as well...

Also covers can be easily talked through or avoided completely (maybe not in Chicago). I never payed a single cover when I was in Missoula.

Originally posted by InTheMoment
and I've never had a problem accepting a drink from a gay person...I just make sure that I see the drink being made and maintain eye contact with it until it makes its way to my lips.

LOL!! Gay or straight.. this is always a smart thing to do (along with never leaving your drink unattended)!!

In responce I quote Sublime - Date Rape.

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
’my brand new car is parked right outside. how’d ya like to go for a ride? ’
And she said.’wait a minute I have to think.’
He said, ’that’s fine. may I please buy you a drink’
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.’ if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.’

That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, ’let’s go’
He said, ’no way!’
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.

The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

That’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

Date rape

She didn’t want to take it![/b]