Thread: It's no bullshit!

AN ASTOUNDING COLLECTION OF AMAZING STORIES FROM THE SECRET FILES OF BELIEVE IT OR ELSE MAGAZINE. READ THESE ASTONISHING FACTS AND FEEL YOUR FUCKIN' BRAIN MELT!

-The sun does not really give off light. It merely appears that way because everything else around it is so dark.

-Indianapolis, the capital of Indiana, is actually located in brazil. It only seems to be in Indiana when viewed on a map. This is really just a complicated example of the measurement problem.

-Contrary to popular belief, Babe Ruth did not call his famous home-run shot. He was actually giving the finger to a hot-dog vendor that cheated him out of twelve cents.

-The sky is not blue. It merely looks that way because blue is the name we gave to that colour.

-two times two is not four. It is nine. Actually everything is nine except for seventeen. Seventeen is actually six.

-Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. It does however require a substantial element of surprise.

-The pyramids are not actually that old. They were built in 1943 as a joke by drunken Italian soldiers on leave in Egypt at the time. All photographs of the area before that time we're photoshopped.

-A cheetah is actually slower than an armadillo. It only appears to be faster becayse the armadillo moves so slowly.

BELIEVE IT OR ELSE, BUT IT'S NO BULLSHIT!