Thread: The jest sellers list

Oooh, I like this one. Great idea, Gh.

Marijuana: Love it or Leave it - by Isaac Ite

10 Steps to Fool God - Evan Forbid

Top Ten Things Not to Walk Over - Eric Itybridge

Buying Vehicles for Dummies - Elysse Skruzyou

That's all I got right now.

* All but the Son of Peter - by: Skip Peterson

Careful about some of those titles. If they're already copyrighted, I'll have to take you to court, c/o my law firm: Dewy, Cheatim, and Howe.

My African Safari - by Elle E. Font

Lucid Dreaming For Dummies - by Freddy Kreuger

A Vegetarian Diet for All Generations - by Q. Cumber



And... I'm not exactly on top of my game tonight.

Vasectomy for Dummies - by: Dick Payne

Helping others - by: Karen Moore

Adventures in Bargain Hunting - by: Penny Keeper

World's Best Jokebook - Paul T. Otherone

15 Of My Best
... As Long As You Add Me To Members That Make You Laugh)

Anal Sex For Dummies - by: Ben Dover
Sexual Intercourse For Dummies - by: Phil Mcrackin
The Turned-On Man - by: Eric Shon
I Love Other Women - by: Les Bean
Two Men In A Haunted House - by: Hugo First
Sexual Organs - by: P. Nus and V. Gina
The Turned-On Man 2 - by: Iva Hardon
Climbing Everest Alone - by: Willy Maykit and Betty Wont
Condom In My Pocket - by: Justin Case
Almost Missed the Bus - by: Justin Time
Allegiance To The King - by: Neil Downe
Doctor, Doctor! - by: Ann Thrax
How To Get Rich - by: Robin Banks
Mess On The Bed Sheets - by: Mister Completely
Who Shot JFK? - by: I. Dunno

Lemme know if you don't "get" some of them

Very nice, Duck. I love the Mister Completely one

* Who Says You Can't Have Great sex with a Small Penis? - by: Tad Johnson

* 10 Gassy Foods to Avoid - by: Wendy Britches & Colon Powell

* The Bull Sees Red - by: Mattie Door

* Not again - by: Ben There

* Litigation in the 21st Century - by: Sue Mee

* Keep it Under Wraps - by: Anonymous

You Need This Book - by: U. R. Bookless

Basic Mathematics - by: Tuuantu Makefore

How To Live With An Annoying Name - by: Jiminy Cricket

Super Duck, your ones are great.

Bahaha, Mister Completely. That's awesome. Let my try my hand at it again.

Avalanche Rescue Tales - Luke Harder

Cannibals Book On Children - Ed Hible

You Stink - Rica Shit

English For Dummies - Tank Yoo

You ready for some more, peeps? Here's another 13!

Artificial Clothing - by: Polly Ester
Tearing Your Pants - by: Eileen Dover
Downpour! - by: Wayne Dwops
Errors and Accidents - by: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
I Can! - by: Nohyu Kant
Glass Bikini - by: Seymore Skynn
Chairs on the Lawn - by: Patty O'Furniture
Serving Drinks for Dummies - by: Bart Ender
House Construction for Dummies- by: Bill-Jerone Holme
Leo Volont - by: Aunt Agonizing
Hive In The Garage! - by: B. Problem
Home-made Honey - by: B. Keeping
I'm an Atheist - by: Noel Noheaven

Plenty more where that came from. I used to do these with my best mate for hours.

* Advances in modern physics - by: Adam Smasher

* The Secret to a Slimmer You - by: Les Craven

* The Effects of Sleep Deprivation - by: Maye B. & Will B. Tuckard

* Undecided - by: Les Moore

* A Guy I Know - by: Noah Mann

* Pastries and Desserts Made Easy - by: E. Claire

* The Art of Remote Viewing - by: Clara Voyent

* Out of the Closet - by: Neal & Bob Morehead

* Feeling Frisky - by: Pat Down

* Making the Change - by: Christina

You may have to think about that last one.

Originally Posted by Super Duck

Leo Volont - by: Aunt Agonizing

You get a for that one!

Thanks
Have one on me:

Getting Off - by: Scott Free

* A Shred of Decency - by: Rip Torn

* Quenching that Thirst - by: Walter Fountain

* Afraid of the Sun - by: Gladys Knight

* The Cold, Hard Truth - by: Frank Lee

* Prostitution - by: Neela Lott

* Volunteering in the Community - by: Linda Hand

The following books now available at the Dreamviews book store:

* How I Became Administrator - by: C. Kerr

* Creamation 101 - by: asher & Burns

101 ways to Wok your dog - Tai Mai Shu

* Do as I say - by: Simon Sez

* Logging and Woodsmanship - by: Tim Burr

* Bound and Gagged - by: Dom N. Atrix

* Peepholes in the Mexican Bath House - by: Señor Taco

* Basic Seismology - by: Rick Ter

* Advanced Yoga - by: Shirley Aiken

* I'll Always be There for You - by: Helen Highwater

Fairy Tales For the Older Generation - Juan Suponatim

The World's Unsolved Mysteries - Puhri Vuhti

How to Get Really, Really Drnuk - Captain Morgan

If Wishes Were Horses - Wri Dingbum

Beverages for All Occasions - D. Wrynkup


And I think that's it for me tonight. Mine are so incredibly bad in comparison to y'alls'. Especially Super Duck's, some of his had me rolling.

OMG I think this gets SB thread of the year award! I am in tears at some of these!!!!

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Vasectomy for Dummies - by: Dick Payne

Originally Posted by Ynot

World's Best Jokebook - Paul T. Otherone

Ok here are some of my not so good efforts,

The Russian with 3 balls - by: Whodya Knikabolokov
Time Management - by: Justin Time
The perfect Tan in 30 days - by: Al Bino
Dealing with Heart Burn - by: Al K. Seltzer
Tips to a beautiful garden - by: Rose Bush
DIY Gynaecology - by: Mike Hunt
Cystitis - by: I.P Freely
Who killed JFK - by: Anna Sassin

a comprehensive guide of what not to snort up your nose - by Nohl Eftnostril

your guide to a wheelchair - shaun walker

why i hate myself - by john... oh who gives a shit anyways? im gonna go watch tv.

Originally Posted by Adam

The Russian with 3 balls - by: Whodya Knikabolokov

reminds me of the Russian prostitute
Onya Bakubitch

Originally Posted by Adam

The perfect Tan in 30 days - by: Al Bino
DIY Gynaecology - by: Mike Hunt

LMFAO


It took me two days to come up with these:
I Win! - by: U. Lose
Robotics for Dummies - by: Anne Droid
Danger! - by: Luke Out
Failed Invisibility - by: I. C. U. Nowe
Fallen Underwear - by: Lucy Lastic
Salt in the Eyes - by: Major. I Payne
Why Bother Wearing Clothes? - by: Private. Parts
Footwear - by: Susan Socks
French Overpopulation - by: Francis Crowded
Home Security - by: Barb Dwyer
Poor Luke - by: Lucas Measles
It Won't Work! - by: Mel Function
How I Won The Marathon - by: Randy Hoelway
Britain - by: Helen Earth
The Titanic - by: Isa Berg
What Is The Meaning of Life? - by: Howard I. Know
The Life and Discoveries of Ben Franklin - by: Alec Tricity
Seeing Things - by: Mage Ination
One Blind Mouse - by: C. Howie Runns
Son, Take Out The Trash - by: Y. Me

hahaha love these!!!!!

Originally Posted by Super Duck

LMFAO


It took me two days to come up with these:

Fallen Underwear - by: Lucy Lastic

Footwear - by: Susan Socks
French Overpopulation - by: Francis Crowded

How I Won The Marathon - by: Randy Hoelway
What Is The Meaning of Life? - by: Howard I. Know
The Life and Discoveries of Ben Franklin - by: Alec Tricity
One Blind Mouse - by: C. Howie Runns
Son, Take Out The Trash - by: Y. Me