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A joke by dorksuperior
I thought this joke was really funny when i heard it in school today.
World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
i hope you like it to
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- 04-24-2006 02:18 PM #3Lurker
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my friend did get it off the internet tho
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ahahahahahaha I like it!
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I thought it was humorous.
However, I love your avatar even more... I think at one point I had a Chris the Ninja Pirate avatar. He's the best of both worlds... though more ninja than pirate
"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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shiver me shurikens!
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Rawr har har. Good joke
- 04-27-2006 08:04 AM #8
yarrrr...good one there matey
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hi baz
baz your such a spaz
i bet you dont know who i am.
- 05-02-2006 11:24 AM #10
Re: hi baz
who YOU are?Originally posted by moocow fish
baz your such a spaz
i bet you dont know who i am.
I'm still trying to figure out who "baz" is
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Re: hi baz
baz is dork superior nd im related 2 him
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ummmmm, i guess ur evelyn mahoney dudesuperior real bruva i mean sister
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A girl walks into a bar and she asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gives it to her.(\_ _/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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ahahahaha good one!
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